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He lied. He said he didn't understand the question but he clearly did

I'd bee friends with him.

"Here's your raise" 🖕*bonk*

This movie is copied by Bollywood

God in heaven? Not anymore , get ready for hell you immoral bastards that control and by the way an animals heart rate goes up and down and during sex the heart works harder thus strengthening the heart with a stronger muscle , just like exercise in general , heart rates increases when the environment increases its supidity causing confusion in the brain , I’m thinking the heart beats fastet cause its in shock and senses danger thus trying to feed the body to sustain it , like when stuff your face when your nervous and get fat when Donald trump opens his fucking mouth , thus as girl pick up verbal dialogue a bit more then guys they tend to be more nervous and have a higher heart thus having a headache (psychological) and not wanting to associate sexually with the male counterpart or as we call them boyfriends , so if the news would quit lying to keep us couples from harmonizing with sexual intercourse like Adam and Eve by lying all the time , if we didn’t have the Industrial Revolution to kill the environment with and create the torture of corporate Americas wording on every fucking thing women and men buy , we’d be much happier , isn’t that a coincidence the government controls with words and women talk more them men and even text more so when Donald trump Stands on his podium for an hour an says we now have 1 million terrorists guess who gets most nervous , women ! Especially the ones with kids thus no more sexual relations after marriage and especially after having kids , isn’t that neat guys , so my advice for women is to work less when you have a family and that gives more time to solve problems that arise during our day and dr phil and Whoopi Goldberg are good at solving the astounding. Messes we get into , if we are at peace when the children go to bed and our husband isn’t a coal miner and passed out on the couch , when two hearts beat as one we make better decisions as a team and fight less and even argue less , i guess we don’t like to fight when we have good relations so we’re in the mood cum bedtime and bi the way blood pressure is a tool to control us with drugs that do more harm then good , isn’t that mean and causes people to die younger then if they didn’t take pills for blood pressure and isn’t it funny that we have a rascist conservative side that hates black people and kills them with medicine cause they lie and say blacks have higher blood pressure then whites , kids heart rate varies per activity and when the mafia doctor yells for the staff to tether me it cause my heart rate to go up and thus poison me with his meds , fortunately the staff was smart enough to get me to a safe place and had a girl aide sit with me the whole way and I was healed , thank you Amy your superior and guess what kids the doctors actually have a machine to read your blood without a needle and vaccines can be drank , thus no more kid torture and no more needles to do meth with , funny how I’ve bitched and moaned forever bout this but the healthcare companies didn’t tell the flabotomists about this new device , gee I wonder why , maybe bill gates hates our kids , just a thought and the pictures from pedifile island of kids bond and gagged and what are the wooden carpenter horses for spanky , that’s you bill gates . Look govt pedifilia is illegal for a reason guys , so just close down the fucking place , and to my poor friends wouldn’t you say rich privilege has gone to far and don’t blame the police they have to answer to donald j trump , and Janet is right dictorships don’t work and to the white rascists , don’t get your panties in a bunch , but you might like to know she’s black and wiser then you and she’s not lazy like you, well guys , it’s hump day , lets see how the ladies respond after this post , have a nice time tomorrow trump family and no lying ,it says it in the Ten Commandments and god says your going to hell for it

This has to be the best Jim Carrey movie ever.

1:49 when Healthcare workers stand up to management about seeking raises

When he told greta he couldn't lie i KNEW IT WAS A WRAP 😂😂..... "Ok, Ask me something you think i would normally lie about........CURTAINS" 😂😂

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Funniest shit ive ever seen i love the offspring😂

Court should be fair.

Cheers from 2024 Australia! =)

I'll give you the raise Here's your raise 🖕

2:34 - The perfect "cannot lie" face. 😆

Stop breaking the law ***hole 0:25

this movie would of been more funny if Fletcher has visions of Geore Washington --- Heck George went his entire life without lying, Fletcher cant go 24 hours without lying!!!!

Kyonki mein jhuth nahi bolta ka real

One of the funniest comedians from the 90s

4:00 Me when meeting your fictional crush… again 💧😑 Edit: Or the next crush of a fictional character

But he lied saying "I didn't understand the question "

3:54 - "I didn't understand the question" That was a straight up LIE!)))

2:34 😀😀😆😆 Garage sale 6.50 marked down from 10

One minute Greta is comforting him The next minute Greta is quitting on him. I don’t blame her, she’s been too good to him but that took a drastic turn.

GOOOOD in heaven!!! my favorite part ::DDDDD

This whole film is hilarious. But did you noticed he technically lied during this scene?

my best part 1:53 GRETA PLEASE!!!! 🤣🤣

0:24, I bet every Cop would want to say that. XD

1:53 3:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:45 🤣🤣

I seen it before:)

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!! 🤣🤣

😂if I could be that honest😂

"I'll give you the raise", well he told the truth there.

“I would've gotten him 10” I DIED!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

When the job wants to give you a raise as you're leaving the company : 2:40

"here's your raise!" 🤣

😂2:34😂

Pedo

Parents and Grandparents are the problem

2:35 nobody can do this LMAO

Jim Carrey. the Legend

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Welcome to true.

When he says "He didn't understand the question," he must have been telling the truth.

2:06 2:43 3:23 3:46

In case I haven't said it enough times... What a beauty ❤

Greta please!

Mr Reed several years ago a friend of mine burglar.on her roof a burglar he fell through a kitchen 🌌 💡.laying on the cutting board. On our butcher 🔪 cutting his 🦵. A burglar sued my friend. He sued my friend. Because of the kind of guys like you he 🏆. My friend had to pay a burglar. $ 600,000. Is that justice? Greta. Fletcher Reed. No. I’ve got him ten. Greta. Goodbye. Mr. Reed. Have a nice day In court

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2:15 “MOM!? Hi!” 😂