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Baughsome
United States
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2011
AI music 💩 posting. Occasional aviation related content.
Poop Knife (Inspired by the Reddit Story)
Inspiration source: www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
Lyrics:
Growing up, I thought it was normal, yeah,
To have a special tool, for the porcelain fare,
A family secret, hidden from sight,
We had a poop knife, for the job every night.
(Chorus)
Oh, poop knife, poop knife, hidden away,
You made our bathroom troubles okay,
Slicing through the mess, with a single glide,
In our family, you took it all in stride.
Friends came over, and they didn't know,
About the knife we used, to help the flow,
They’d laugh and stare, thought it was a joke,
But for us, it was serious, no one spoke.
(Chorus)
One day at a friend's, the moment came,
Needed the knife, but it wasn’t the same,
Asked for the tool, got looks so strange,
Realized then, it was time for a change.
(Chorus)
We tried to move on, but couldn't let go,
Cause the throne started to overflow.
We tried to poop outside, digging a hole
But we missed dropping logs in a bowl
Now I know, it's not a common tale,
But poop knife memories, they never fail,
To bring a smile, a laugh, a sigh,
A family tradition, that won’t ever die.
Lyrics:
Growing up, I thought it was normal, yeah,
To have a special tool, for the porcelain fare,
A family secret, hidden from sight,
We had a poop knife, for the job every night.
(Chorus)
Oh, poop knife, poop knife, hidden away,
You made our bathroom troubles okay,
Slicing through the mess, with a single glide,
In our family, you took it all in stride.
Friends came over, and they didn't know,
About the knife we used, to help the flow,
They’d laugh and stare, thought it was a joke,
But for us, it was serious, no one spoke.
(Chorus)
One day at a friend's, the moment came,
Needed the knife, but it wasn’t the same,
Asked for the tool, got looks so strange,
Realized then, it was time for a change.
(Chorus)
We tried to move on, but couldn't let go,
Cause the throne started to overflow.
We tried to poop outside, digging a hole
But we missed dropping logs in a bowl
Now I know, it's not a common tale,
But poop knife memories, they never fail,
To bring a smile, a laugh, a sigh,
A family tradition, that won’t ever die.
มุมมอง: 396
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มุมมอง 2717 ปีที่แล้ว
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มุมมอง 5057 ปีที่แล้ว
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มุมมอง 837 ปีที่แล้ว
A family member's dog does this wild pawing action when she is excited about something.
C-130 Combat Offload
มุมมอง 2.1K8 ปีที่แล้ว
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i gotta ask: did you write the lyrics or was the entire process automated?
A mix. I used ChatGPT for a starting point, but I tweaked a lot of it as well as added my own parts like the bridge.
This is some all new level of sleep deprivation, how the fuck did I get here
This is the type of song that would be slipped into the record stack at the Church social.
The idyllic American summer day..glueing our thunbs to our nipples.
I'm gonna tell my kids this was by Dinosaur Jr. Just kidding. I'm not going to have any kids.
This makes me so happy, I think I may cry a bit. Okay...a lot.
This is amazing God bless T rex, Zodiac, and all dinos everywhere.
Eurobeat intensifies.
If anyone in the comments section likes this kind of thing, please check us out.. yes we are that desperate we are whoring ourselves out in the comments section of a more successful channel, needless to say though are songs are funny as shit just like this one,
Trying this immediately
😆
I'd miss dropping my logs in a bowl too 😢
Which copypasta/story should I turn into a song next?
The old Gorilla Warfare copypasta's a tried and true classic, if it comes out as good as this one it'll be some A+ stuff lmao
Swamps of Dagobah
Love it!! Check some of mine out 😂
😂
Don’t lose your dinosaur 🦖
If you like this check out our music
Their follow up single, "Glue My Dick to My Forehead And Make Like a Stegosaurus" didn't do so well. The band broke up soon after citing chiropractic problems as the reason.
60 cycle hum
If only the art didn't have 3 fingers.
@@tibedog5629 yes, Leonardo AI also gave it 2 tails which I edited out. It doesn’t really understand T-Rex anatomy too well 😅
🤣🤣🤣
Gonna tell my kids Littlefoot wrote this
Imagine deejaying at a car show and slipping this one in there as a joke to see who notices.
Beautiful. …thank you👍👍🐟🎁
Jokes aside, that’s a really cool picture.
Cover pic is absolute 🔥🔥🔥
T-Roc
What the heck 😅😂
WHO THINKS THIS UP
Our future AI overlords.
Y I'm like # 700 IDK 😂
It's bad when you glue your balls to your butthole again while attempting this. Like playing Twister on your body.
In an alternate timeline, Skynet chooses to make memes instead of obliterating humanity
wish i found this before i went to Drumheller 🦖
@@LoPhatKao they have that giant T-Rex, right? Missed opportunity 😅
@@Baughsome ikr 😢
I want the real life Beach Boys to play this 😂 that would be amazing.
This reminds me of when I was younger. I spent hours at the beach with my arms glued to my nips, Those were the days.
AI might be the ruin of humanity, but at least people are able to use it as a tool to make something like this.
It’s a great time to be alive.
Ai in 2030 after it takes over: do you remember when you made me make a song about gluing your thumbs to your nipples and pretending to be a t-rex? 🤖
Tried this when I was little. Now I have no nipples. Don't use Krazy Glue on flesh, kids.
Can you get this on Spotify?
It is now on Spotify! Just search for Baughsome Music
You bet jurassic, this should be a monster hit.
Fucking genius.
This is the sound Brian Wilson was looking for, I just know it.
Finally a Summerhit that scratches my Dino-autism and my Surf-rock itch all in once .
This was a good idea
you know friday night party's going well when they bring out the glue!
Just don't glue your balls to your butthole again
Gonna tell my kids this was Jurassic Park
This motherfucker out here living the dream
🤣🤣🔥🤣💀
Fantastic. Lmao.
The beach I'm at loves this bopper!
This is like, a real Hootenanny, man
Buncha yahoos
🤪
Ah a classic 90s eurodance classic from Latvia!