Wasn’t it Shakespeare who said “laughter is the best medicine - unless you’re asthmatic, and then it’s Ventolin”? Well, I must have watched this hundreds of times and - even during times of misery/woe - it still makes me cry with laughter each and every time. Considering the amount of other “comedy” shows, sketches, etc. out there that fail to make me titter/smirk, I hereby declare this to be THE most hilarious piece of comedy gold, ever. PS I think I shall ask for this to be played on a big screen at my funeral - before having my cremated ashes ceremoniously flushed down the “ravvatrri”! 🚽🧻💨💩
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does a discreet 'number two' in the bath rather than go through all that getting, drying myself, wiping up, getting in again malarkery. And Frank's right, it's no worse than wee bit of soap floating about. That said, I do think it was a mistake to do a poo in the tub when I was sharing it with the girlfriend.
''In all my distress, I found it strangely comforting to think my poo filled trousers were helping to feed the starving millions around the world.'' Classic. Under rated talent on that show. I had this clip on a recordable DVD and now the stupid thing doesn't play. So well done. Nice one!
I thought the Taxi one was my favourite, but this is so brilliant, too! So many wonderful lines - and the hand gestures! I know what DVDs I'm going to be buying for Christmas. (BTW, which one has the line, "One cough and you're in all kinds of trouble"? I thought it was the Taxi, but it wasn't.)
Hahaha! 'SHATEAU!'
Wasn’t it Shakespeare who said “laughter is the best medicine - unless you’re asthmatic, and then it’s Ventolin”? Well, I must have watched this hundreds of times and - even during times of misery/woe - it still makes me cry with laughter each and every time. Considering the amount of other “comedy” shows, sketches, etc. out there that fail to make me titter/smirk, I hereby declare this to be THE most hilarious piece of comedy gold, ever. PS I think I shall ask for this to be played on a big screen at my funeral - before having my cremated ashes ceremoniously flushed down the “ravvatrri”! 🚽🧻💨💩
Crapping during a bath? That's nothing. On a cold night, I like to do a number two in bed. The wife doesn't be pleased.
Good old Frank, we've all been there...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does a discreet 'number two' in the bath rather than go through all that getting, drying myself, wiping up, getting in again malarkery. And Frank's right, it's no worse than wee bit of soap floating about. That said, I do think it was a mistake to do a poo in the tub when I was sharing it with the girlfriend.
Let's just say, I ordered number 2 on the menu and I got what I ordered. Hot and fresh....
Not my idea of a TV dinner 😅
Absolute filth. Fantastic
Fantastic delivery, fantastic script, just fantastic and so so underrated
Wouldn't be allowed these days because people would be completely offended and triggered. But personally I think it's hilarious 😂
Absolutely was great Friday night viewing, just brilliant. John sparkes always guaranteed to make you laugh.
"It's good stuff this lip salve" 😂
If you've got a chapped anus......
Rhip salve
Just brilliant stuff. Great memories!😄😄😄
Legend ! Hovis rocks ! 😄😄😄
This was my favourite of all Frank's sketches. I remember watching when it was first broadcast.
😂😂😂
The absolute zenith of lav humour. Luv ya Frank.
Frank was a legend
Just as Frank would have done!
Couldnt make a worse job of it than Gordon Clown could he.
Frank Hovis for Prime Minister?
Peppa Pig!!
''In all my distress, I found it strangely comforting to think my poo filled trousers were helping to feed the starving millions around the world.'' Classic. Under rated talent on that show. I had this clip on a recordable DVD and now the stupid thing doesn't play. So well done. Nice one!
"For a moment, I though she was having an orgasm, but she was being sick"! BRILLIANT!
Anyone who doesn't find Frank funny must be mentaly ill.
You're thinking of 'flytrap'. You'll find it at absolutelyandy site.
I thought the Taxi one was my favourite, but this is so brilliant, too! So many wonderful lines - and the hand gestures! I know what DVDs I'm going to be buying for Christmas. (BTW, which one has the line, "One cough and you're in all kinds of trouble"? I thought it was the Taxi, but it wasn't.)
Rude, crude and hilariously funny! Love Absolutely, can't wait to get the DVDs!
Loved this when it was first out in the 90s, can't wait to get the DVDs!! Hilarious stuff!
that must be humeleating
were was the farting??????