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Hammerbob
Switzerland
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The Emperor protects
Real Life Origin of the Cataphractii (Terminators)
If you think that Cataphractii Terminators are not the coolest Terminators you are wrong. I asked the Emperor Himself and He told me that i was right. So saying anything else goes against His words - which would make it heretical af. and you dont want to be a heretic, right?
music was acquired from Age of Empires 2 using the Blood Ravens technique.
music was acquired from Age of Empires 2 using the Blood Ravens technique.
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UEFA Euro 2024 Memes But Warhammer 40K - Group Stage
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Memes about the UEFA Euro Championship 2024 in Germany. Only Group Stage. Yes, some teams are more than once in the video and others are not at all. That is because some teams have more meme potential. i wanted to include Georgia and make an underdog meme but depicting them as Tau is way too insulting for how well they played so far.
French Slaaneshi Cult Be Like
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i am sorry but it had to be heretical af. Also no offense to the French. i needed a language known for passion. je suis désolé et je m'excuse. sadly there are a few slip-ups. Lyrics. French and English below: "Dans les ombres du Warp, là où règne le chaos, La déesse Slaanesh, d'une beauté sans égale, repose. Ses tentacules de plaisir, embrassent les âmes perdues, Dans son royaume de luxure, où ...
The Real Life Origin of the Black Templars
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New mic ✔ Worst intro on TH-cam ✔ Speaking like a cringe weirdo ✔ Please tell me everything you dislike about the video and maybe what i should do instead. Thank you. Black Templars are cool. music acquired in Blood Ravens style from AoE 2 Praise be to the God-Emperor Praise be to the Primarch Dorn Praise be to Saint Sigismund Not Pity. No Remorse. No Fear. Purge the Xenos.
Warhammer 40K is the Male Fantasy
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Slight imperial bias. Music is Legend from Tevvez. Emperor is Best from Good. You probably know all the videos you saw. If not, it is Astartes from Warhammer Community and also Vraks: th-cam.com/video/l7U93YjucD0/w-d-xo.html Rest is GW. Legend from Tevvez: th-cam.com/video/5OZ-JOSWx1Q/w-d-xo.html The Emperor protects.
When the Imperium discovers a new World
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Original: th-cam.com/video/h0-WO6xRbAo/w-d-xo.html I thought about making the owner a Necron but I have never seen an angry Necron. Maybe grumpy but not so angry. Also, that would imply that there is a world which is not humanity's property.
Cato Sicarius VS Tau Civilian - Warhammer 40K
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FOR ULTRAMAR AND THE IMPERIUM ! Numitor should be the Lord Executioner model but I did not find a picture of the Lord model with a pistol. And Sicarius can spit through his helmet just fine. Trust me honorable Battle-Brother
Warhammer 40K Slander
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AVE IMPERATOR ! I am not funny and i do not know how to cut videos but it can not be worse than the End Times. Please do not take this too seriously. Thank you. The Emperor protects! the xenos smell like poopoo. maybe even worse LUL
yap yap
As a T'au main I can confirm I'm a catboy twink
Good
Space ravens still haven’t received a figurine till this day, I still haven’t boughten a 40k collectable for that simple reason time to rob people I guess..
No ork slander boyz we are da best
I was waiting for "votann players being ignored" but it never came. New tiers of being ignored
Nooooooooooo how can you do Tau fans like that I kinda like those guys as a faction 😂
Its not slander its canon
touché
Everyone except for ork fans when they see someone enjoying the tau
never mind screw you
This is not slander, just memes.
This needs more subs
ist das gzuz?
jep
@@Hammerbob lol
Last one was HERESY! THE INQUISITION WILL BE INFORMED
...fuck. I hate anything Tau related.
Age of Empires OST? Heck yeah dude
C'est bien enft
Grey knight try to not be racist to demons for 1 sec (impossible)
that monkey's cognitive skill surpasses most of the human population
1:29 That’s…pretty accurate ngl
0:40 WE ARE 𝘕𝘖𝘛!!!
ꄲꀘ 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝕒 ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ 𝓫𝓲𝓽
@@TriassicAdam nobody is perfect :) except Him on the Golden Throne of course.
@@Hammerbobfr
Inquistor: "Man, that almost got out of hand." "Sir, there was one Genestealer, and it was only 2 feet long." Inquistor: "Well, now there's none. Everybody wins!"
0:40 So they are Polish
I have once gotten asked who the emperor is by a friend. 4 hours have passed until I fully answered.
Brooo I never heard how Cato gave her that ol’ hawk tuah 😂😂
Until 40k got woke...
Never
Foilrak > Southgate
What? No Georgia? HERESYYY!!!
i know and i feel bad because of it. i could not think of a fitting underdog meme :( except Tau. but that could be seen as a bit of an insult by some. and georgia does not sit back in their games. they go forward :)
@@Hammerbob OK Ordo Hereticus will overlook this act after your penance. For now that is. Emperor watches.
Best slander
oh my Emperor the frigging heresy 😯
1:28 actually its monkeigh, not monkey 🤓
Same shit
"Because you can't, in your game, call people monkeys" -A stonemason object
Based. Thank you, brother.
Numitor has a red helmet dude
yeah sadly i could not find a model that represents him well :(
dope vid. The emperor protects!
They slandered beastmen by not even mentioning them lol
Beastmen aren't a faction and only have one set of miniatures. The bigger slight is against Chaos, who wasn't mentioned at all.
I LOVE IT WHEN TRYING MY BEST STILL DOESN’T AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF LIFE-ALTERING EVENTS YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
That's not even slander. Just cold unfeeling facts.
Im a Tau fan but i don't collect their models because im broke as shit after buying an unhealthy amount of blood angels
I favor the Tau only because of their Fire Warriors units.
I play necrons
Can someone take me back to clean the actual faeces out of my ears.
Is it bad or weird if my favorite faction is the Imperium but I ALSO like the Tau? 🗿
Literally me😅
Is it *really* slander if you're just telling the unvarnished truth?
i am calling the inquisition on jo ass for eldar simping
and Hersey
I mean
Never skip prayer day.
Well the "Tau fans" one is correct
I need some tau fans fr
I was going to get mad at the tau fans part, but i guess it was better then what came right after
There are two more things I wanted: somethin aboutsalamanders and: POV you said that you like slaanesh: