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Demetri Martin - These Are Jokes(Full)
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So happy to have so many views and great comments on this video. Glad to see people like him, now go buy his CD! P.S. He has a new special on netflix. I tired to upload it but it got taken down for copyright reasons. My upload of stand up comedian also got taken down.
What a talented funny thoughtful fellow is Demetri- Always killer material and execution
Unlistenable...
35:00 Interesting, that when Will Forte says he's doing fine the generated subtitles say he's doing bad.
why aren't flies called Lands? that's what they do half the time
My favorite clip by far!
Hahahabeeman🗣🗣🗣
😂
Lmao this is amazing
I’m not really a fan of stand-up, but man this shit is really good
In a lot of ways, Demetri Martin is a less awkward Mitch Hedberg.
my friend and I edged to this <3
Anime sucks
Anyone still listening to this
i'm listening to it with my ears
@@garyrigby21 I’m using my eyes
22:52 -- my fave.
25:39 is technically the most integral part for this video
Is no one gonna bring up the fact that im 99% sure plankton introduced him?
Where is this guy today? He is a very talented comedian. We need more like him
He's out on tour.... I'm planning to see him in January!
He's doing Netflix specials now
I love Demetri Martin but the guitar playing, not so much it’s hard to hear the jokes
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Saying I'm sorry - I apologise is the same....unless you're at a funeral :o)
Aw, man! I told my daughter that glitter was the herpes of art supplies. I don't want people thinking I plagiarized his joke. Actually, I made the "what size? 'Actual,'"and conditional identity joke as well.
Does anyone know who drew that picture? I like it.
I think churches should have checkerboard floors so if you get bored you can just watch the bishop. Genius joke
Ice Bear approves of this video.
Many European American comedians aren’t funny. Can’t say that about him.
55:00
A few retard jokes and Demetri's never been attacked over it. Wonder why? Hmmm...
Because they are funny.
Cause we werent all p***ies back then 😂
@@steviekutys No, it's more like when he does it, he's not doing it to be mean-spirited
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Love this guy!!
He's a less funny/witty variant of Mitch Hedberg who speaks in his normal conversational tone, but has pretty good timing/delivery. He doesn't really perform on stage like other great comedians of past and present (i.e., animate his body, move around, use his hands/arms, dance, dress up, or act silly). He has boring facial expressions too. Other than that, he's a pretty good comedian. Funny, but not legendary. Deal with it, fanboys.
Great album all together
the best. That bit about batteries slayed me.
It's so sad that these artists are getting ripped off and they're copyrighted material that they should be paid for is being posted on TH-cam by individuals illegally posting copyrighted material and TH-cam is not enforcing it. If you listen to this without paying for the CD, you are stealing I hope it ruins your enjoyment of this album I'm not going to listen to it. I like this guy I'm going to go buy the CD
This video was posted almost a decade ago. Clearly Demetri isn’t concerned about it being posted or he would’ve had it removed by now. In fact, it remaining posted and watched helps build a bigger fan base, especially considering how little of his stand up is on TH-cam.
@@foxbutterfly-eden8715 Good job lying to yourself.
@@Rbl7132 what specifically is a lie? You do realize not every artists cares about copyright, don’t you?
is the bit about people showing him pics of their kids in this?
The first song he plays on guitar is like, without a doubt, the stranger song by Leonard Cohen
First comment since Covid
We made it
Good stuff
Owning a dog in a city is like a dog offers more quality life experiences than with neanderthals that imitates, emulates, mimicing animals due to the lack of a sense of originality. Picking up after a dog shit is pure gold, accurate, as a more modern Neanderthal, I concur. But could be my ADD possibly playing up, Neanderthals need nature, needless to say, fresh water is awesome.
Most of the audience were his fans and followers at the time, same as Mike Birbiglia, they knew his material and cheered it at all points. Demetri comes from a wealthy family with a decent college following to support his shows. That's why he failed on the real stage same as Birbiglia and all the other campy guys. You'd never have a fresh audience react this way even in a stoned college environment. Still a funny guy-
Why should I buy his CD when you have stolen it from him and given it to me?
Why would anyone buy a CD of a comedian these days? If it's not on TH-cam, fuck it is my opinion. He's entertaining. But I'd not buy a CD
At 37:30 you can hear a lady react to just the joke setup alone.
I heard this guy works at 7 11 because everybody realized he is a hack. I ve heard funnier jokes from a mime...DAMN
Not gay....Butt supportive :'D
Demetri Hedberg.
"naked.....we'll see". xD
My plans are numbers
56:20 glitter
Holy hell
i have to listen to this while high
How did that go? Also, how are your 20’s going?
Woke!
"Steven Wright/Mitch Hedberg rip-off/thief" if you're going to accuse Demetri Martin of playgerism, then post a specific example otherwise *SHUT UP* ... *Yes* there are similarities *SO WHAT?*