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I don't remember Kokonoe having such an angelic voice

Waifu

1:32:23 Even the characters know of the Jesus kick

Kokonoe is the best lady.

I like how this not only gives you an advice, but also memes. 1:02:38 Also, why not one of the "confused little children" used the oportunity? Such a waste.

Tao gaining momentary sentience was prob the funniest bit of this whole gag series

Kokonoe being told she was a trump card is hilarious and aged even better cus she later got banned for being broken as f***.

Kokonoe is gonna be me in like a decade.

36:10 kokonoe created character ai

For someone willing to make someone's GIGANTIC TAGER! fly off and hit someone in the face I question why Kokonoe doesn't just get breast enhancement surgery or come up with something else if it bothers her that much.

WHAT IS JIN DOING 😭😭😭

The valk segment had so much foreshadowing in it 😭😭😭

I miss these

1:12:38 A manservant who kicks butt!!!!!!

32:37 Boobie lady (as Taokaka would say)!!!!!!!!

24:33 That's what I did in the first Blazblue game!!!

14:10 Kokonoe's talking about her dad Jubei!!!!

Man, I miss Patrick's Ragna...

Relius is such a fucking troll.

In my humble opinion, Hakumen and Makoto had the funniest segments.

Kokonoe's voice actress did great. Julie Ann Taylor is both very charismatic and talented. She has also voiced Bellows in the Suisei no Gargantia anime, my favorite heroine from that show.

Bruh Valkenhein was not wrong with kokonoe beeinv a grump card 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8:34 I can tell jin is on some wierd shit😂😂

Frick everything jin says to ragna can and will be put out of context. Especially because jin has some AHEM… « socially unacceptable » feelings for his brother.

Wait isn't this a tsukihime reference, or did tsukihime get it from a different game?

Ragna: Don't rely on magic arm powers too much. Jin: Git gud scrub. Noel: Don't be an idiot. Rachel: Quit being an angy bitch 24/7. Taokaka: Curiosity literally killed the cat. Tager: Use your brain, dumbass. Litchi: Don't kill your boyfriend. Arakune: Stay away from your girlfriend. Bang: Don't kill Jin or the world goes kablooey. Carl: Play life on hard mode. Hakumen: Don't lose your temper and DRANK MULK. Lambda: Be horny for Ragna. Tsubaki: Don't abuse Distortions and Astrals. Makoto: Power of friendship! Valkenhayn: Your master is an adult and can fend for herself. Platinum: Listen to cat dad. Relius: Don't leave to go get milk and cigarettes. Hazama: You lost to Ragna, who couldn't use his Drive? After you beat all of the hard fights? Wow, you suck!

10:01 ayyy he said the title

Moral of the story, Jubei has anti-tit genes.

Oh man poor Carl

Lambda: It's in........ the walls. Kokonoe: Wait what? Lambda: IT'S IN THE GOD DAMN WAAAALLLLLLSS

Terumi basically ruins Kokonoe's life after killing her mother but she still hates Relius more, this is just a testament of how shit of a person Relius is

:v

18:04 I mean.. she’s right and wrong at the same time

jelly bean babies

Senior moment!!! Wooooo

1:04:39 why is she saying no order soul jokes. Wouldn’t regular soul be the guy with dragon install

1:19:42 BASED PLATINUM

Does anyone know where i could catch up on the story of bb? I would play all of the games but i dont have any besides cf😅

41:30 how is this still relevant

The Valk one has so much foreshadowing lol, little did people know Kokonoe was gonna be broken in the next game

41:28 this is the most woke line of the entire video.

Hakumen: how could i make an incorrect choice? Kokonoe: well you did get the bad ending Hakumen: (counters with Kokonoe's ip) Kokonoe: (using her discord skills she also shows Hakumen's ip as well) Both end up incriminating each other with child p(redacted) in an attempt to get the other arrested. They both get arrested.

1:09:55 Blazblue writers are absolutely wild adding in that joke knowing DAMN WELL no one would understand it until the next game. the crack-smoking they do in non-canon moments don't get enough credit

1:09:08 - 1:11:03 1:15:32 - 1:17:20 1:19:00 - 1:20:00 1:25:45 - 1:28:00

1:32:19 They knew what they were doing

Blazblue lore being very confusing honestly is worth it just for these.

Why'd Hazama become so timid lmao, wish that stuck.

Carl is cool

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1:32:24 Ah. The Jesus Kick. You know, when Gii and Tager says something like that it’s like Kokonoe and Rachel can actually kill you, right?