712 Studios and Douglas McDonald present CRAB MAN VLOGS, a 3-hour epic that tells the tale of Crab Man Vlogs, an eccentric, 5000-year-old, DVD-obsessed crab, who begins his vlogging journey by creating hundreds of short videos for his trillions of fans to enjoy. As his path continues, Crab Man must face mortal enemies, treacherous followers, and the price of stardom, as he fights to become the greatest content creator of all time.
Discover Crab Man's rise to fame, the mysteries of his origin, and his various iconic catchphrases such as "Please Buy My New DVD. Thank You. Goodbye.", "Heard Of It?", "Let's Go!!", and many more.
The film contains every vlog recorded by Crab Man Vlogs, filmed over four and a half years from a vertical, handheld perspective. Meet various characters and witness the thrilling and intense tale of Crab Man Vlogs!
This film contains frequent loud noises and jumpscares, mild violence, and thematic content.
Written & Directed By Douglas McDonald
Starring Douglas McDonald as Crab Man Vlogs
Starring Silas Sick as Crab Uncle Vlogs
Crab Man Filter By Craig Lewis
Original Score By Douglas McDonald
Cinematography By Douglas McDonald
Edited By Douglas McDonald
CHAPTERS:
0:00:00 - Prologue
0:02:34 - Chapter I: The DVD
0:15:49 - Chapter II: The Crustacean Returns
0:29:23 - Chapter III: Vengeance
0:45:36 - Chapter IV: Legends Never Die
1:01:15 - Chapter V: The Forgotten DVD
1:09:31 - Chapter VI: Revelations
1:22:27 - Chapter VII: Invasion
1:33:03 - Chapter VIII: Tragedy
1:54:16 - Chapter IX: Research
2:19:36 - Chapter X: The Water Of Crab Life
2:34:49 - Chapter XI: The Rock Of Home
2:53:55 - Chapter XII: Vlog's End
Enjoy! Please Buy My New DVD, Thank You, Goodbye!