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Hi Chris Yep, it's the only way to get some peace and quiet in life.... Just nod and say "yes darling" in Thai of course 😂😂😂😂

Hi Craig & Puna You have been quiet for a while 🤔... Hope you both have had a good Christmas (if you celebrate it) but let's hope it's a good new year ((that never happens anyway) (same shit different year))... Let's all pretend that everything is rosey in the big wide world 😁.... 😂😂😂, take care my friend 😉👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Reggie Glad you enjoy the vlog and my sarcastic humour... These hens are doing my nut in... Enjoy the coming new year and go easy on the sauce 🍻😉.... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Morning tony thanks for replying back. I got plans for new year I’m done with country it’s finished. Bro the jingle bells after face mask clip I had to rewind 3 times it just tickled me I couldn’t stop laughing . Keep blogs coming there excellent. Your funny guy for a northerner 😂😂😂coming from a southern softy 😂😂😂all in good humour stay strong 💪 Reggie

Unlike some morons on the Internet, I like to smile and enjoy life. Don't feel sorry for been a Southerner, somebody has to live there 😂😂 keep smiling and soon you will be in paradise my friend 👌😁

Good morning John, Hope your well and getting ready for another shite new year... Nothing ever changes no matter what 😂😂😂

You are friends with me on Facefuck and I put the channel on there every week... are you living in a time warp or is the Internet still that slow in Bulgaria..... I deleted over a years worth of videos off TH-cam.. Welcome to the channel 🤗.. 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

How's Mr Thaitanic? Long time no hear from you, is Rotherham that busy at Christmas 😂😂😂 enjoy the new year and take it easy on the sherry 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

I'm living the dream, Tony. Rotherham is the centre of the galaxy, or as some call it, a black hole. I watch every one of your videos, matee. I've been a little distracted with various things. I'll be over there very soon with my beloved (her indoors), can't wait.

I bet your ready to move now.... No more gloomy days in Englamabad, food cooked fresh daily with no supermarket shite here.. Breed your own food and trade with locals for different food stuff.... Living the life, it doesn't get any better 👍 see you soon 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Useless You could have a valid point there... 🤔, I would be sat watching the fish swim around and around all day 😵‍💫 Have a nice weekend and stay away from the falling down juice.. 🥴... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Noooo it's a waste of an egg, you don't see Gordon Ramsey with a wok full of molten lava and dropping an egg in it... Sophistication my friend is the key to a good fried egg 😋.... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Beanster Yeah I just call this the silly season, people falling for the hype and consumer shite they sell, meanwhile I just treat it like the Thai's, it's just another day in the office... My kids are just the same.... On saying that, I don't think I ever bothered with my parents either, 😂😂😂... Let's hope this coming year will be a good one ( more chance of nicking the crown jewels) 🙄..... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

@tonyandrin onwards and upwards 2025! With no fish stealing birds and genuine power tools, of course!

Thanks to Alastair, he passed on the name of a genuine company (Global House) that sell Dewalt drills at the right price too 👍

Hi Alastair Happy your enjoying the vlog.... I try to inject some nice dry humour in there or at least some sarcasm.... No that's a lie, I'm really a miserable old twat 😂😂😂.... Let's hope this coming new year is not as shitty as the last one 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍🤔

Hi Mike Hope you have had a good Xmas and hopefully a good up and coming new year, entertainment is my middle name... No it's not, it's sarcasm 😁.... Everything is good here and Rin is working like a maniac to keep the spring onion orders rolling while I do little or nothing tendering the needs of the animals... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Same to you my friend, happy holiday and go easy on the sherry 😂😂😂

Hi Aram Glad you enjoy my vlog and a happy Christmas and new year 👍🇹🇭🇬🇧👍

Hi Bill Your problem is a common one... You like the hustle and bustle of the city and having all the shops at your fingertips, whereas I'm from a big city but much prefer the quiet idealistic life in the country. In all honesty I prefer both worlds and I do like to pop into Bangkok and take in the shopping, the sites and the different cultures and cuisines..... A dilemma on your part, but remember Bangkok is not a million miles away..... I can smell the smog from here 😂😂😂 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Useless You seem to have missed out the important ones.. Mosquitoes, fire ants, flies and Internet Trolls.... Those little things in life that annoy me daily... Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🎄❤️

If your talking about the black night heron... Yes it was but the Hoopee which come regular to the land is much better

I've just been given a legit company to buy off and looking at the price difference it's about £40 but you have to take into consideration that things are cheaper in Thailand but I would sooner have genuine than an unknown bag of shit 🎄🎅🎄❤️

Hi Mark It was all in English, lots of promises and guarantees, so there I was sat like a kid waiting for santa so I can open my pressie.... And just like my childhood, another massive disappointment 😭😭😭

@tonyandrin hi guys. Happy holiday's. Cant say merry xmas. It will offend all our camel jockeys and goat herders. Bought my dewalt drill from lazada as well. Also rubbish.know how you feel. Made a promise to myself, Next tool will buy from the hardware after I have fondled it and check it works.

Thai english to english translation: Guarantee = Disappoint Waranty = You paid now live with it. Farang = Twot 😁😁😁😁😂

Hi Ian Just to correct you on a little point... Is Benylin 🙄.... 🎄🎅🎄

⁠5555.. am hearing ya luv 😂

Have a good holiday my friend 🎄🎅🎄🥃👍

Are you trying to say its a good vlog 😂😂😂 now I know your trying to wind me up.... My vlog is me talking to me with the devil's disciples causing havoc around me... Have a nice Xmas holiday and take it easy on the beverages 🥃👍🎄🎅🎄

Hi Ed Your missus is right, wash hands regularly when working with chickens, but like me, you only need to forget once and you've got "covid chicken flu aids" well it feels like I have got them 😂😂😂 Ducks are a definite yes, had ducks, chickens, geese and goats in Bulgaria (and the odd sheep) and I prefer Muscovy ducks because they don't make any noise. You all have a good Xmas holiday while Tony the mug will be sorting out his menagerie in the morning ( maybe with a large whisky in hand) 😉🎄🎅❤️🎄

@@tonyandrin Yes, Muscovy Ducks are great! I had a couple in the 70s when I worked in the Cotswolds. Started off as 2 and ended up as 17 in no time at all. Aylesbury tends to be better for egg production, though, or so I understand; I never had any. Enjoy the whisky, but watch your health. 🙏🏻

Hi John I trust you are OK and enjoying the holiday season.... Easy on the whisky I hope 😂🎅🎄👍

Hi Alastair Thanks for the information and the Dewalt is in my online basket ready to order. Rin and her brother sorted the pick up out and now Rin says she is not keen on it... FFS I've been in Thailand 1.5 years and had 3 different vehicles... I need a whisky 🥃🤪

@tonyandrin maybe the wrong colour😅

Merry Christmas and hope you have a good holiday 🎅👍🌲🎁

Hi Alastair Yes I finally caught the fish thief, I don't think it will return 🤞, as for the Dewalt, I was fuming that he would think someone is that stupid. I gave him a good review on Lazada... Not. I am taking delivery of a hopefully genuine one tomorrow.... I live in hope 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍 have a good weekend 😁

Hi Useless I try to inject a little humour in the vlog... The Dewalt episode was typical of some sellers here, but fortunately I use Lazada online shopping and they protect the buyers, unlike Ebay... Should be getting my new Dewalt tomorrow 🤞... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Ian Good morning to you and thank you for your kind words, fook face 😂😂😂

Morning Reggie Yeah there are loads of snide Dewalt, Bosch and Makita here but he advertised it as a genuine Dewalt.... a blind man in a dark room would have seen it was fake, plus he was asking near on real price. Good thing about Lazada Internet sales here, they guarantee everything so your money is safe, unlike Ebay..... Currently sat on the land soaking up the sun ☀️😎☀️👍

Typical southerner... " I've got a van full of Dewalt drills you could have had"... I've got a load of gold bars you can have Reggie, but I've just given the last one away 😂😂😂

@@tonyandrin typical southerner😂😂😂😂we ain’t all bad I lived in Leeds for 5 years people up north are much more friendly than down here in London. I spell London,shithole of the south.all the best bro your a funny guy

@@tonyandrin enjoy the sun tony good health pal stay 💪

Good morning John, how's NZ today?... Absolutely beautiful morning here 😎.. 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

French fries in Thailand, chips is a English word ... No the little t**t just dined on fish 🐠... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Terry, at the best of times I don't want to think of been in the UK.... What I see on the news (GBNews) not the fake BBC news, I never want to see the UK, unfortunately I have to return to sort some business out and I just keep putting it off

Hi Beanster I found the answer to the Heron problem and all will be revealed on the next upload.... I'm not going to give you any clues 😉.... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Alastair Sorry for the delayed upload, I will endeavour to get everything back on track.... Next upload has many f*** ups and highs and lows.... Have a nice week and go easy on the Chang my friend 😁... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Reggie Nice to hear from you again... As you are aware I take life light hearted and try to keep smiling, I'm also a liar so believe which one you want 😉. I trust you are OK and ready for the festive holidays 🙄... I would sooner lay in a bed of excrement rather than suffer christmas...... The joy of living in a Buddhist country 😁... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

@ I’m completely with you on the Christmas bit tony. Thanks for replying back looking forward to next vlog . And that snakehead is a beautiful fish . Stay strong 💪 pal and keep the comedy coming even if you don’t no it your a funny fella say’s it how it is much respect. Regards Reggie

Hi John Nice to hear from you and it seems you have now learned to put a sentence together 😂😂😂 As your aware I've kicked the beer in the head and now drinking a little girly drink until I'm fit and we'll. I don't celebrate Xmas, I am the great grandson of Ebenezer Scrooge, well that's what my ex said. You take care and have a nice Xmas holiday and go easy on the steinlargers 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Andy The Heron has been manic and will not leave, I chase it off, it flies 30 - 40 metres then walks back so I don't spot it... I won't spoil the next upload but I find a good method 😉... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Mike To be honest, I prefer catfish rather than snakehead, but that could be how the fish is cooked... Rin does all the cooking and if I try to cook, I am chased out of the kitchen because it's a woman's job 🙄... I would like to try snakehead battered and fried.... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

@@tonyandrin ye , i think catfish is bland but exellent in currys ect, take care bud

Like I said, it depends how you cook it etc 😉

Hi Useless Dewalt is a total disaster and catching the Heron...!!!! See the next thrilling episode 😉..... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Dave Would love to do channel merch but I'm afraid it would be classed as working... You know the Internet trolls would love to ruin someone's life just because they don't have one... 👍😏

Hi Reggie Just been out there in the heat to make sure they are all happy chickens, my health is up n down like a prostitutes ass.... 😂😂😂 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi John Nice to hear from you again 😂.... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Barry I'm slowly learning more about the chickens and learning off TH-cam when a problem arises, as for the no life Internet fuckwits, I just block them off the channel. Remember.. "The world needs idiots, so the rest of us look normal".... Thanks for kind words and have a good week 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Alastair I have kept them apart and will keep doing so for a couple of weeks, they can see each other but cannot be together till then otherwise like you said, there will be fights and feathers flying all over... Sausage is off the menu for a good while 🥴🤢🤮

Hi Useless It's looking that way, the new hens are looking really healthy and will soon settle down, Rins onion business is going very well so far, but takes up a lot of time and petrol, nevertheless she is happy 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

@@tonyandrin If Rin's happy, your life will be a lot better.

Roger that one mate.... As the old saying goes "I'm daft not stupid" 😉

He is gone, banished to the depths of the internet without a trace

Hi Pete The hens are due to lay in about 3-4 weeks, age I don't know Rin deals with everything. We have bought off them before and I can say that the hens are in very good condition, if you want their number, email me at my email address in the description 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Dave I think it's both but she has really out done herself with what she told me last night.. See the next vlog on Tuesday... Hope you two are having a good weekend, I've been helping Rin prepare for the new batch of hens 🙄..

Hi Reggie Things are hectic at the moment due to my insane partner, she dropped another bombshell last night which will feature in our next vlog..... I trust you are OK?, I'm still suffering slightly with my lungs but slowly recovering 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

Hi Mark Yes it is entertaining but it can get scary when you realise that she is not joking with some things 😱.... 👍🇬🇧🇹🇭👍

@tonyandrin I generally find that if I just do something without telling the missus, I can get my way. If she says "I what this". go ahead and do it while she is not watching. Do it right first time.