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Cain plays dnd: >Roll to save yourself >Cain rolls a Nat 1 >..... >cain successfully decimated the lich. DM: WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?! Other players: Hacks? Idk... Ork magic? Cain:.... just as planned!... >desperately trying not to reveal that he actually shattered everyone elses dice.

The iron warriors *and the dark mechanicum

The fact titus despite critically wounded survived the procedure is insane. Ik they perfected it but its still an insane procedure with risks. Titus was killed, revived via this procedure, then went back to it in like 2 days time. No fucks given even gadriel said something like "why the fuck is he back in battle after such a severe procedure" in space marine 2

Kkkkkhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrnnnnn! -James T Kirk

Shity AI Slop

Is this where the youtube channel came from the siggilite

No way, my mind has melted in horror 😱

Okay, wanna know something funny? I made a character a while back named Cephas, who is this young scrawny man with brown hair and sideburns, then a friend showed me a picture of Ciaphas Cain, and the two looked IDENTICAL (ignoring the stylistic differences) Eventually, I drew Ciaphas in my artstyle, and I just made him look like my guy with a few minor differences.

White Power armour? Nice

So this is how woke democrats are made, gotcha.

Ok.. should I read Gaunts Ghost books or Cain books?

Audio recording from the attack on Ultramar… Guillimom: “The spanking or your ass shall be thorough and merciless.” Lotara: “I’d like to see you try grandma.” Guillimom: “Okay.” *rips off Lotara’s belt and attacks trying to make good on her promise* Lotara: *actively trying to kill Guillimom while not have her rear turned redder than Skarbrand’s skin* Guilliman, Lorgar, and Angron watching this: 0.0 Lorgar: “Aaaaahhh????” Guilliman: Shouldn’t we, maybe stop this?” Angron: “You want join her in her fate?” Lorgar: “Which one, the old mortal or the ship captain?” Angron and Guilliman: “yes” Khorne: *watching all this play out while eating popcorn with Skarbrand, Skulltaker, Ka’Bunda, and Valkia* “Love this show.” Present day Ghost of Guillimom: “And that is what will happen if you do anything to my Robbie.” Yvraine: 0.0 Jain Zarr: *backing away slowly* Lelith: *conflicted elf noises* Macha: “You don’t scar us, Mon Keigh.” Guillimom: *ultraFace palm and ultrasigh*

Audio recording from the attack on Ultramar… Guillimom: “The spanking or your ass shall be thorough and merciless.” Lotara: “I’d like to see you try grandma.” Guillimom: “Okay.” *rips off Lotara’s belt and attacks trying to make good on her promise* Lotara: *actively trying to kill Guillimom while not have her rear turned redder than Skarbrand’s skin* Guilliman, Lorgar, and Angron watching this: 0.0 Lorgar: “Aaaaahhh????” Guilliman: “Shouldn’t we, maybe stop this?” Angron: “You want join her in her fate?” Lorgar: “Which one, the old mortal or the ship captain?” Angron and Guilliman: “yes” Khorne: *watching all this play out while eating popcorn with Skarbrand, Skulltaker, Ka’Bunda, and Valkia* “Love this show.”

Who came up with this lore?!

This is shockingly close to the experience of an average infantryman

Would love a video about Eliphas.

*Hides my Homebrew Chapter's Ancient Terran relics*

Hrud skin condoms

This guy Konrad was created to be cursed, he was sent to a hellish planet, became a crazy psychopath always surrounded by his own paranoia, he did everything and even let an assassin kills himself all to prove a point that no one understand or even care about

Archeologists 10,000 years in the future will find paintings and manuscripts of warhammer 40k and go “wtf these people were savages.”

This was purely a way for GW to get people to buy new armies.

Beep Bop Boop Beep 🤖

I'm getting treasure planet narrator vibes.

Yarrick is the Wilhuf Tarkin of WH40k

Salamander: forge fuel

Wait, COMMISSAR CAIM FOUGHT WITH THE TAU?! As a Tau player, he has my highest respects.

Ohh. This voice! I am straight man and still... I deconcetrated after first minute. Fuck the lore. Just the voice...

Servitor: "WHAT. IS. MY. PURPOSE?" Tech Priest: "You pass the corpse starch."

So the demiurg are dwarves right?

It was actually the emperor who spoke to sigismund and told him he would be his champion

Have you ever read the short story “I have no mouth but i must scream”?

Sulla is NOT that pretty....

We dog walked dorn and his bastards around the eternal fortress for 3 weeks. Theyre still coping to this day. Indomitable spirit my ass. He was a stubborn idiot that couldn't accept that the lord of iron was and is his better.

... that's enough Heresy for today...

You know what i like? I like that your voice isnt annoying and the background music to this is metal. You sir are a man of culture.

There is an excerpt from Flesh And Steel that goes through the beginning of the process from walking through various scanners and rejects being dropped into grinders to being shaved and forced into rubberised garments and then being sent off to your fate. A proper nightmare fuel read.

Alright new least favorite traitors.

Stryxis and Khrave are very interesting xenos.

of all the people to say he had a close bond with you chose Sulla, who he hated lol

Too late I already have that job 😝

we need a souls like with ciaphas cain but narrated like call of juarez or gow judgement

Well dark eldar would be proud.

Who's ready for those septic dives!😅

Hear me out. A Ciaphas Cain anime.

This story made me realize the Emperor ain't as powerful as he's hyped up to be

To be fair to the Iron Warriors - it gets the job done. And that's what IW are all about.

“Imperium is le bad” mfs when this shit exists

i love this kind of lore grimdark af

Did space marine 2 portray the carnifex too weak? I feel like 3 marines taking one on is fair for the fight

Basically he is King in Sitama. The power of plot armor.