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Why fyodor why!? (Chuuya, fyodor and dazai are my fav characther 😂)

THIS IS SO CANON

"Make me not wanna die" CANON. I CALL CANON.

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃?! 𝙾𝙷 𝚆𝙰𝙸𝚃 𝙸 𝙳𝙸𝙴𝙳? 𝚈𝙴𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂𝚂 𝙸 𝙳𝙸𝙴𝙳

sigma

Man should've puted a fyodor jumpscare warning☹️

Wait, I don't get this game... Can someone explain me how it's played?

Dazai and chuuya disappeared into another galaxy, forever together. Oh my gay men have a forever future.

CANON

The title is facts i hate dazai sm lmao

Sorry if i don't know everything.. 0:16 I fear I'm a psyco if I choose Juono, but if Ranpo praise me, does that means i'm smart😳 0:26 Nikolai prob will want me dead if i choose him, atleast i'll be protected if i choose fyodor 0:36 Fukuzawa all the way, he's such a sofie💓 0:50 Chuuya cares more nicely 0:59 I choose to be an 11 years old for Mori, yeah i'm 11 so what? He have like someone who suit his taste more and i'm like ugly so ain't no way, plus i would like to be an 11 years old again 1:08 This is so hard to imagine?? Hello?? I'm not good at relationship so i'll pick dazai's break down, it doesn't mean he trust me right *hoping* 1:16 I want to try farming with Kenji 1:25 This is hard. Be dazai's enemy I'm not a threat so I'm not gonna killed instantly right? 1:36 kiss sigma, i fear the history💀 or maybe not?? Hear me out- *i said as i get drag on the padded room* 1:49 Throw mori all the way, ain't no way i'm doing that on fukuchi's nono spot 1:59 Hurt dazai he'll prob like it 2:07 Give Tecchou a bouquet, i don't do relationship sorry... 2:18 kunikida prob the better cook * i don't know about chuuya * 2:28 Help dazai, at least i did it with someone i like? 2:38 I'm more introvert and loves novels so easy peasy, guild 2:48 Teccchou will hopefully go easy on me 2:58 Chuuya so preety so i'm with him this one 3:08 The knife play turn me off, i'm with the hunting dogs 3:17 I have like no braincell compare to them, i'm gonna stay in airport and hopefully survive 3:24 I feel to bad to the orphans, i'll rescue them, and i think it's possible for me 3:38 Drawing on kunikida's face is so silly, i'm in My wrist hurts so much, and i write this on a paper😭😭

1: Ranpo praise me 2: Nikolai give me a hug 3: Hug Fukuzawa 4: Dazai care about me deeply 5: Ranpo insulting me (this hurts me) 6: Me the only one Sigma loves and trusts (listen I fcking love Dazai but I feel like Sigma needs more love in his life.... I mean, Dazai DOES have Chuuya) 7: Help Kenji in farming! 8: attempt to kill Fyodor (because I was told to. I would definitely apologize afterwards because I really like Fyodor) 9: Kiss Sigma. (Would 100% kiss Nikolai later tho....) 10: bye bye to Mori~~ 11: .....(disappears and never answers the question) 12: Give Tecchou a bouquet of red roses 13: Let Chuuya cook for me. (Idc if it's burnt, I'll eat whatever the ginger makes me) 14: Help PM Dazai in a mission. (Ryunosuke got it in the bag tbh, he don't need my help) 15: Armed Detective Agency all the way 16: I'll let Bram..... I have a feeling Tecchou would tease me 17: Cafe date with Chuuya! 18: DOA all the way. Fcking love them. 19: Prison game 20: rescue Aya 21: STEAL CHUUYA'S HAT AND RUN AWAY WITH IT HAHAHAHA

not the one of ranpo 💀

1. RANPOOO!!! 2. NIKOLAI NIKOLAI POOKIE ME PLSS 3. Hug Fukuzawa 4. I guess Chuuya? 5. Mori.. 6. Sigma (?) 7. HELP KENJII! 8. Attempt to slay Fyodor since it wouldn’t work either way 9. OMGGG NIKOLAI YESSS QUEEN ID KISS HIM. 10. Throw Mori down the drain 11. Hurt dazai (playfully..?) 12. Give jouno a teddy bear 13. Kunikida 14. Dazai 15. Definitely ADA for Ranpo 16. Let Bram carry me 17. Hang out w Chuuya bc I like cafes better 18. DOA ANYDAY!!!! 19. Airport 20. Aya 21. Chuuya’s hat lmao

1. ranpo (praise from fellow intp) 2. nikolai (fyodor scares me) 3. kunikida (I bet he'd cry) 4. chuuya (I'd choose chuuya over everyone tbh) 5. mori (I feel like he'd spoil me) 6. sigma (i'd be forever grateful) 7. kenji (my sunshine kenji) 8. dazai (I'd die for him) 9. sigma (ain't no way I'm choosing nikolai) 10. mori (I mean why not) 11. kenji (only physically cuz it won't affect him) 12. jouno (I want to see him blushed) 13. kunikida (I trust kunikida on this) 14. dazai (akutagawa would throw me in a ditch) 15. ada (there's bunch of cuties here) 16. bram (he's my hear me out) 17. chuuya (all day every day) 18. hunting dogs (nikolai won't let me sleep) 19. prison (I wanna try the poison injection) 20. aya (I can't deal with a bunch of kids) 21. kunikida (I won't mess with chuuya's hat)

0:24 i want dazai to do what fyodor did i swearrr im not a simp

1. Jouno bc hes like pretty and i feel like itd be the most challenging thing hes ever done 2.Nikolai. fyodors probably manipulating me anyway 3. FUKUZAWA MAKE OUT WITH ME 4. dazai im not hugging a math teacher poet 5. ranpo ill tell kunikida hes been damaging the reputation of the ada by verbally abusing minors wait that wouldnt work. ykw he probably needs someone to take it out on whatever 6. dazai, entertainment. wait thats fucked up maybe id leave him alone i just cant stand the idea of being the "the special only one" like thats how much responsibility i dont need? 7. kenji. i hope its a 12kg wheel of cheese like in that one twitter post. kyouka has atsushi and half the agency anyway 8. fyodor bro not even a question if im gonna end up dead it could at least not be by some suicidal guy like leave the death omens for him not me 9. NIKOLAI IDC IDC ID LET HIM RIP ME TO SHREDS HOLY SHIT 10. fukichi. IM KICKING his nono spot NOT kissing it im not into necrophilia tbh even though moris kind of a bitch at least hes good to his people bro fukuchi tried to end """"""war"""""" by mind-controlling his forces come on basic decency 11. dazai. i feel like kenji's got something going on up there like it doesnt even matter if he transforms when hes angry bros got some shit but even then how do i hurt dazai like what would i have to. oh wait okay mass murder alright so if i kill chuuya , atsushi and maybe even several other significant people. how the fuck is a skinny teenager gonna do that okay wait isnt the whole cast of 15 skinny teenagers man i gotta lock tf in 12. HELLO HOW DO I PICK?? okay tecchou condolences for your unconsoled boyfriend man i aint even there 13. chuuya um idk the general consensus on these guy's cooking but i think either is fine it doesnt matter bc i feel like kunikida would insist on making a nineteen thousand course meal for me 14. AKUTAGAWA . pm dazai's like fine. he's fine he doesnt need another twink to help him but akutagawa. i mean he doesnt need it necessarily but i think it'd be cool if he yelled at me and choked me for interfering with him yk 15 .ADA poe is a massive selling point but nah i cant stand americans right now trump makes my blood boil but agree 2 disagree not my problem and also the guild has FUKUZAWA and i would do ANYTHING for zaddy 16. tecchou. okay holy shit id carry bra chan if he were injured but if im being carried with an injury mate i cant see bro tecchou it is at least his looks are more worth missing out on than bram. im not saying hes worth missing out on id carve my name into his shoulder. im normal i promise this is all #sillies not real 17. akutagawa meow its just like so picturesque we're alone on the beach and then he stabs me with rashoumon and leaves me to bleed out on the sand while the tide washes me out to sea like. actually on a serious note quality time beats all 18. DOA no questions sigma my bestie ofc?? 19. prison game. at least id go through most of it conscious and aware of my state ik im gonna turn the second i leave the house i aint embarrassing myself like that w the vampires man prison game all the way plus less people would know i failed my parent 20. rescue aya. actual queen need i say more 21. chuuya's hat. funnier. less effort also i get a hat help meee this was fun but also i am so unhinged and definitely stable i hope my pointless reviews of these wyr's made someone realise something. anything anyways im gonna go wallow in self loathing farewell citizens

Fyodor might've done Dazai a f-favor....

“Larry” 🍩

Hehe.. TRUTH OR DARE

IM CRYING THIS IS SO CANON 😭

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

fukuzawa: pastry ranpo: d-

" *agresivly screenshots* "

0:24 i swear if this is jouno's p.o.v ....i don't believe it....his blind 🙃

I haven't finish the vid yet just reading y'alls comments but while reading the angsty one's my heart feel fuzzy and stomach hurts fsr😭

Srry I can't draw tatas

HOW IS THIS NOT MORE POPULAR

My answers: ranpo, nikolai, fukuzawa, chuuya, mori(understandable later), sigma, kenji(hard one), dazai, nikolai(very hard), mori, dazai, jouno, chuuya, akutagawa, guild(because i simp for poe), bram, chuuya cafe, sleepover with the doa trio, meursault, sorry aya but the orphans, steal chuuyas hat and then kiss him before giving it back. Yes.

1. Ranpo 2. Fyodor 3. Kunikida 4. Chuuya 5. Ranpo 6. Dazai 7. Kenji 8. NOOOOOOOO (Probably Fyodor 😢) 9. Sigma 10. Mori 11. NOOOOOOO (CANT CHOOSE) 12. Jouno 13. Chuuya 14. Akutagawa 15. ADA (Sorry Poe 😢❤) 16. Tecchou 17. Chuuya 18. Hunting dogs 19. Vampire pandemic (*gives myself op ability*) 20. Orphans 21. Chuuya

I chose to hurt Dazai even though I'd go to a mission with him.. I'd rather attempt to off Fyodor than be Dazai's enemy. Here is how I'm gonna hurt Dazai.. By fake punching him or dragging him to cafes and amusement parks. : D Yeah. That would definitely hurt!! I'll also let Ranpo insult and mock me because I know there's a forty five percent chance he won't mean it. I don't want to be Mori's. Never ever. I'm rescuing the orphans too because it would mean to Odasaku which would mean to Dazai. I'll draw on Kunikida's face and not steal Chuuya's hat because I'm not Dazai material (he might actually kill me).

Them pookies are so photogenic

Mori- Im into younger girls 😅 Fukuzawa: _side eyeing_ what the f... 😰

_insert deep inhaling_ Im fine. They're fictional. Im fine.

I feel like it'd be a situation that happened before Dazai put Q in the basement, said by Q.

WHY ARE THESE SO THIRSTY 😭

1. Ranpo obviously and immediately!! (I love him sm) 2. Nikolai hugs me (Because I love sillies and jesters.. ehem, Shadow Milk Cookie..) 3. Hug Fukuzawa (Aka my soon-to-be father bc Ranpo is my soon-to-be husband real) 4. Chuuya cares about me deeply (I love both but I prefer Chuuya a bit more) 5. Be an 11-yr old for Mori (and then I kick his ass and call 911, I don't want to be mocked and insukted by my Most most most fav character, and yes I'm mentally insane for choosing that ik) 6. Dazai break down blahblahblah (I don't remember what break down means but i love comforting ppl? And he's my 3rd fav while Sigma is my 6th) 7. Take Kyouka out for a treat (Kyouka is canonically my little sister and i love her in a fav character way) 8. Be Dazai's enemy (enemies to lovers to enemies ahh) 9. Sigma (I like Nikolai better but I didn't understand) 10. Throw Mori down the drain obvi!! 11. Hurt Kenji (I'll apologize with gifts and help him later, I don't wanna hurt Dazai) 12. Give Jouno a teddy bear (I love Jouno) 13.LET CHUUYA COOK FOR ME <3 NO EXPLANATION NEEDED 14. Help PM Dazai in a mission (no explanation.) 15. Be in the ADA, Instantly. (I hear the sentence 'You're friends with Ranpo and he likes you', I instantly knew that was the best choice) 16. Let Tecchou carry me (I like Tecchou better) 17. Hangout with Chuuya, no explanation needed. 18. Sleepover with DOA trio (I love Uno, hide n seek, truth or dare) 19. Take part in the prison game? (i haven't watched both) 20. Rescue Aya ig? 21. Steal Chuuya's hat (he cares about me from ewrlier decision so he wouldn't be to annoyed <3)

Jouno Fyodor Kunikida Chuuya Ranpo Dazai Kenji Fyodor Nikolai Fukuchi Kenji Tecchou Chuuya PM Dazai Armed Detective Agency Tecchou Chuuya DOA Trio Vampire Pandemic Aya Chuuya

1.ranpo 2.Nikolai 3 Fukuzawa (i hate kunikida) 4 Dazaic(immsorey chuuya but I'm human… so… yeah… I wanna live…) 5. Mori (Ranpo would absolutely cook me, and I don't need that emotional damage) 6.Sigma (I love my bbg and I'm low-key bad at comforting so I would feel bad for Dazai) 7. Kenji (that's so easy I love Kenji) 8. Dazais Enemy… (To be fair Chuuya is technically also his enemy sooooo) 9.Nikolai. (I'm not gonna pull a Mori and kiss a 3 year old, also Nikolai is more bbg) 10.kick fukuchi (i frigging hate him he's my least fav character) 11.Kenji (I'm so so so sorry but Dazai doesn't need more trauma my poor baby) 12.tecchou ( love them both but to be fair jouno can be a pain) 13.chuuya ( I still hate kunikida) 14.Pm Dazai 15. Hear me out: since I'm American, I join the guild, we come to Japan to attack/ get Atsushi, I realize and I join the ADA with Poe and they both can date me, since they like me, they're obviously gay for each other, win win. 16.TECCHOU (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH8 17. Chuuya 18. DOA (this was hard, but I'm a Nikolai kinnie soooo) 19. Mersault / prison game 20. Rescue Aya (at least she's helpful and tbh I hated Odasaku-) 21.kunikidas face (I hate him, and whats he gonna do, draw at me?)

the second one can have my babies cuz what

1.Ranpo 2.Nikolai 3.fukuzuwa (ranpos dad, i want him as my dad) 4.dazai (dazai doesnt care for many people like taht however chuuya would in general) 5.RANPO 6.dazai 7.kenjii 8.attempt to kill fyodor 9.sigma 10.throw mori 11.hurt kenji but not in a bad way so he dont go mad 12.tecchou 13.chuuyaa 14.dazai 15.be in the ada (i love ranpo) 16.tecchou 17.chuuya in cafe 18.DOA trio (who needs to watch horror movies when u got an irl loveable one) 19.Take part in mersault 20.rescue orphans so odasaku can save aya 21.steal chuuyas hat (what theyre fashionable)

Fukuzawa:powdered donuts Ranpo:Fanfics! Fukuzawa:what happened last night Ranpo: . . .

Why is the comment section filled with powered donuts

When Chuuya ranked in the 2nd place I thought Verlaine was going to get the place he deserved T_T

Fukuzawa: donuts Ranpo: ...

Audio is from "Everybody hates chris"