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Man i love the trope where someone has a very dark voice that goes soft when they talk to their partner

Idk why but this is one of the only audios that i come back to every now and again

Got link from Nomad. Damn! Subscriber now. Very well done. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😏😏😏😏😏

How do you mistake me for my cousin when we're the opposite gender 😂 unless we have the same haircut

Also you nail the early 2000s villain voice.

The beginning im just imagining the listener having a "hahahajahahah you fucking idiot."

I've listened to this way too much that I know almost every line

Gloria: let me guess. This is the first time you're hearing him say all this about you out loud, isn't it? him: ...oh. i guess i haven't said it out loud before me: your mother is a very wise woman. At first, i wasn't sure why she wanted to hear you explain your feelings for me here and now, but i get it now. She knows that you tend not to be quite as direct as you probably should be at times, and with me having been as oblivious to your interest in me as i was before you said it outright, she knew it was good to draw that out of you i really like this. Gloria is a good mom. Overbearing, but well-meaning and loving

him: anyone you want to go to the Festival of Hearts with? me, actually aro-ace: nah him: Oh, you don't think anyone would want to take you there? me: oh right, this is a romantic audio. i need to pretend i'm sad about this

him: where do you think all the money for rebuilding the city comes from? me: Ooh, what a juicy tidbit. Is this something you'd be alright having published or is this off the record? I almost hope it's the latter. It feels good to know something so... intriguing. Something that could cause a goddamn uprising, if the public only know. him: btw don't print that. i prefer to operate from the shadows me: sweet~

kidnapper: No, you're the villains girl me: flattered you think i'm a girl, but i'm not one. This ain't an M4F audio, dumbass kidnapper: what me: you fucking heard me~

I would have blown out that lantern the moment that guy gave it to me

Aww man i liked the first villian😢 He was so cute!

"Fucker couldn't even slap right" that got me ROLLING 😂 love this please do more of this

Y'all I think listener is an elf because they're against being Charmed

Great performance, thank you!! ❤❤ Wish there was more of this story. 😅

Tabs Grimdork? Please continue this they took his down and now you can’t watch it 😭😭😭

I wouldnt have let him kill him

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This video was my introduction in superhero asmrs and super other asmrs like a it… I blame you for my asmr addiction!!! 😂 I’m just joking amazing video dude ❤

Love your audios Hope to see more in the future ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ok if he gets to collect heads I call spines

Dinner won't make up for it, I wanna redo the kitchen

Random question, how can a sea cow be evil? They don't even have teeth

Imagine dropping your phone under the bed as you drift off and getting quite the eye opening experience... As this video auto plays

Little problem with how it’s labeled gender neutral then the listener gets called a girl twice- please label correctly!

6:59 i cant bro- i laughed a bit too hard- 😭

“The fucker is dead, and I have a new head for the office.” *best thing I’ve heard all day*

I needed part to 😩❤️

What he said - "About time you woke up I was getting bored." What my brain heard - "Come on you old cu*t we're going on an adventure."

9:40 made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes for absolutely no reason

Will you be coming back? I love your series'

Please don’t tell me no one else heard it … fresh of breath air

@evilseacowva6783 Are you okay?

7:00 time of "fucker couldn't even slap right" :/

Why does he sound like Peter Griffin?

I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sass mixed with the posh voice is EVERYTHING- I love this so much

That is a body horror in its finest. The whole series is great. Sends shivers down my spine

Mafia? Villains? Messed up but it’s cute? god I think I found my new favorite thing

*Me who is very close to my cousin:*

"usually they're crying,a complete mess" Listener: Sounds like a skill issue...