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NSA; Oh look Someone‘s found yesterdays software…

Imagine this technology after 2024 years? 0:35 🔮 0:44

Yeah how convenient, it fits inside a flash drive like some pdf! Never cease to amaze me

I’m all about gods eye. Everything rides on tonight.

Yall better hope a drug dealer doesn't find about out about this technology yall have. They dont like cameras from what I hear. 😂😂😂

Wo every movie created real nuclear the best show every movie

שיר אדיר !! תודה הל העלאה !!! עכשיו נמצא את הגבר שישים את השיר כשיר כניסה לחופה

Gods eye pope advocate by parvez 007

So they can watch me while I masturbate in my room? Christ

God's eye has been incfranchise longer than P walker. you are biased to past when it isnt even big.

THIS WILL BE USED TO FIND PEOPLE TO FORCE PEOPLE TO TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST, TAKE THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME ,AND BOW TO IMAGE. SET UP FOR ANTICHRIST. THIS IS PROPHETIC.. IF YOU DONT TAKE THE 3 WHEN THEY FIND YOU. YOU WILL BE KILLED WATCH . ..ITS COMING..

dude, this is so painfully accurate i don't know what to say. actually, the estimation part is a little off since some people don't use time (they might use shirt sizes, fibanacci numbers, etc). but dinesh's line about psych 101 MBA BS is practically the killer statement...next to Gilfoyle's "This just became a job."

God damn. All anyone does is argue nonsense in the comments 🤣 enjoy the field and relax your panties guys and gals.

That show was great…until the last season! HBO sucks at final seasons.

Stories are from XP, the little post-its are from Kanban but the bullshit and passive-aggresiveness is definitely Scrum

to <---------- here is the word that you dropped from the title

To the untrained eye it initially looked like a kanban board.

this guy f***s

Gabe

Hahaha excellent!

Didn't they have JIRA

I don't care about scrum. I literally enjoyed this video because of Gabe from The Office.

I want to go into Jira now and create a ticket titled "why don't you choke on my balls"

This just became a job! 🤣

"I've got a story why don't you choke on my balls?"

Why does Gilfoyle's table have a soldering iron ??

Gabe, go back to dunder mifflin.

Gilfoyle and Dinesh's dynamic is unbeatable. What a duo.

This is how I learned Scrum

Looks more like kanban.

I didn't realize how much Gilfoyle changed over the course of the show until seeing this clip. In the later seasons he would not have done something as goofy as smelling for objects and publicly announcing he just masturbated

Its kanban. Definitely not scrum. Glhf

This is not scrum ;) Its more looks like Kanban

Kanban with user stories is not scrum but for a movie that's close enough.

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN

Scrum does not apply in reality. It is like democracy, you have as many democracies as countries and no matter how much you teach Ruanda about democracy, they will still run their system in parallel but claiming that they are a democracy, same as Russia, Venezuela, etc.

God I hated Scrum. It never solved anything. It just wasted everyone's time for an hour (or two).

I wonder if the story of Jared choking on Gilfoyles balls has a beginning middle and end like any other good story.

"I've got a story --- why don't you choke on my balls". I have to try and use that in the next scrum meeting.

This hurts me more than it should

Anyone notice his "Will Riker" chair take-off at 1:50? :) They cut out the knee-over-the-top though, sadly.

This just became a job😂

Or have the grooming meeting on in the background, ignore all of the tickets, and write code like it’s a weekend project. Amaze your coworkers at how much you get done

What's the name of the show?

Most shit like this comes from MBAs observing the way in which the people doing the work actually work and then just naming everything slightly wrong.

I think those are tasks because they came from an epic?

When I saw this first time I laughed, then I started my job. Shit got real 🙂

Scrum is love, scrum is life <3

Booyah

This is Kanban not Scrum