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I wonder what episode Smastian starts building a house in?

There was a time before Tarkov, long, long ago.

Flamers do insane amounts of DPS. Someone beat the final Campaign story mission solo in a FS9-A with 7 Flamers and 1 MLas. They finished with 21 mech kills. Such power is not without cost. They generate a decent amount of heat but definitely less than a MLas. They have the tendency to blind you. Some people play in 3rd person when Flamers because of this.

So I know this is 3 years old but the paint issue you were having still exists. Normally the cause is you changed colours during that instance of painting a mech. It will keep those colours as you change patterns. To stop this you select "Revert." Not sure why it happened at the start. Also, which of your mods is changing the Jump Jets? You are actually gaining horizontal velocity, which is not vanilla. Edit: Figured it out. It's TTRulezAI. Those Machine Guns sound way too light for their size. Lore wise they range from 12.5mm to 20mm. 30mm is light AC size. AC2s range from 25mm to 60mm.

That opening, where Smastian is just sitting in silence as the game freezes, sums up modern gaming intimately

In Soviet Russia, game STALKS you

"Compiling shaders" = Be prepared to deal with unoptimized graphics. update drivers.

This time on Smastian: Stalker 2 craps out and bad mechanics on old games lead to a short night while text walling returns and Cheeki convinces me to save money.

Pumped Up Kicks would be appropriate have while playing STALKER 2

And here I find you, playing a waifu game.

And to think they want to reboot the Halo franchise. Also, lemme guess... STALKER 2 will be the new Tarkov for you and your 5+ hour streams?

This time on Smastian: Smashy continues to sooth our weary souls with his elite fps skills and the voice of a blue collar hero character.

Love your OC, hopefully I can make mine soon.

Ah, no muzak to kink up the works.

This time on Smastian: free time leads to nostalgia gaming and long time fans start finding their way back home.

This time on Smastian: someone tried to pause the Infinity Hammer, but failed to understand the power he wields.

This time on Smastian: the infinity war has ended and our great Primeark has returned, bringing with him great riches and techno music.

Here we another video, kindly provided for us by a Hammer Man, in which we are reminded that when properly equipped the Polish can steam roll anyone and anything.

Every great empire starts somewhere. Here, we see the first strike of the Hammer, and it is wonderous.

This time on Tarkov addiction: Part 2: Smastian and Teddy continue to spam eye drops and Red Bulls as the need to grind back up continues.

This time on Tarkov addiction: Hammer man returns, Teddy provides cringe, and I have to work and miss 90% of the fun.

As per usual, Smashie streams when I have to work, Smashie works when I have the time to watch streams. ;)

Awesome tierlist

This time on Smastian: Polish Calvary leads the way as injuries continue to heal while day shift tears a prolific commentator away far too early.

This time on Smastian: an intelligent and resilient man looses his battle with dopamine addiction and relapses into his game of choice. Chat offers moral support, but hopes are dim for recovery. In other news, glad to see ya back Smashy.

i litterally just got here and its over.

Noooooo, I completely missed the stream due to yard work.

This time on Smastian: an intelligent man continues to make free content for strangers and fans while TH-cam buries him along with millions of other streamers. Stay the course Polaski.

This time on Smastian: Ahhhhhh, I keep missing these. I bet Smastian summoned a thousand hammer wielding Calvary men and unleashed them in his enemies with all the fury of Kashmir Polaski helping to forge a new nation.

more "tactical" gameplay

This time on Smastian: Cheeki and Dalton squabble over the direction of Smastian Lore while Smastian valiantly studies basic earth magic.

This time on Smastian: Undead horseman scour the plains as basic Earth Magic becomes as common as water and necromancers continue to fail at creating waifus.

This time on Smastian: pain is ignored and nicotine is inhaled as the underworld is pacified while Polish Calvary leads the way.

Nice.

This time on Smastian: injuries are ignored as Smashy goes for the long haul and some new viewers check out the Polish hammer.

This time on Smastian: tech advancement continues and brave soldiers lay down their lives all while an injured painter consumes occasional hits of nicotine.

This time on Smastian: Ahhhhh, Smastian made it back and I missed the stream.

Is it my imagination, or are there a bunch of motifs in this game's music that feel straight out of the Harry Potter movie scores, despite the game coming out a couple years before the first Harry Potter movie?

Hi

chonk matches, chonk scavs and chonk pmc's. no wonder every match was a iron man marathon.

this time on Smastian: an April Fools joke falls flat before several intense fights lead to an excellent stream that manages to pull in a few new viewers.

smastian aint used to the russian ak's

This time on Holiday Tarkov: Smashy gets an early start, game mechanics are introduced but fail to work, and chat explodes with support to help one of their own buy a new computer.

This time on Smastian: an early start catches chat by surprise and talk of voice acting leads Smastian to do impressions of 80s characters while chat showers him with compliments.

This time on Smastian: Inspection nonsense leads to a day off and an early stream where Teddy shares cursed information and I miss almost everything.

I want Smashy to get his own mech.... but i kind want it to be an industrial mech so he never looses his blue collar roots.