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Sometimes, you just have to go a little bit absolutely bat sh*t insane in order to do what's right.

Badass scene but he'd be killed from standing in front of that cannon and the shockwave hitting his body

YOOOO Frank Heffley was legitimately into war reenactments 😂😂

That was AWESOME!!!!

Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition, and we'll all stay free.

Founding Fathers : Gosh slavery is bad, eventually we’ll have to get around to ending it somehow! John Brown: *cocks gun* I have a pretty fucking good idea

Here comes the United States Marines! OORAH! GET IM!

IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT *DEEP BREATH* REDEEMEEEEER THE KING OF KINGS THE MAN OF THE HOLY TRINITY FOR HE IS ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE AND YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF CHAINS

The first True Modern American. He knew our great strength lay in the many -colored arms laboring hard for this great nation’s survival. And woe to them spoiled rich villains who forgot it. Damned lucky this man is dead, ‘cause he wouldn’t play silly games with you all. “Charge it to the Lord, Heathen!”

john brown was a prophet and a freedom fighter he was a hero and a warrior ⚔️⚔️⚔️💪💪💪✝️✝️✝️

0:31 Looks like Frank Heffley takes his history very seriously

Man is John Brown; God is the cannon.

The guy running out and realizing too late that he's in front of a canon is a dumb gag that actually deflates the drama of the moment. Everybody likes to praise John Brown's deeds, but his zealous religiosity makes modern people uncomfortable, so the scene needs to be made more palatable for modern sensibilities by undercutting Brown's words with a "lol stupid slaver go boom." If this scene ran entirely on Brown's tirade and played it 100% serious, I bet folks wouldn't like it so much.

Zeal … 10000%

Did he really pull something like this off back then?

When you multiclass war cleric with gunslinger.

james brown vs isekai weabo

Least based John Brown moment.

"Brown! Death is coming for you today!" Death: Do you think I'm stupid or crazy?

When then Cleric hits level 20

Zahn brought a gun to a cannon fight.

can i get that file please?

the most based man of the 1800s

He seems like a calm and reasonable person

Now who wouldn't want to be a follower of this Gigachad that free slaves?!!!

One of, if not the most based American to ever exist 🫡

I love to Imagine John brown smiling in Heaven watching a bunch of idiots from Ohio completely shut down the Confederate charge that was supposed to turn the tide of the war at the Wilderness. And mind you, this was after the objective of the war changed from "Preserve the Union" to "Free the slaves".

Absolute 100% RIGHTEOUS FURY. NO LONGER SHALL THE WICKED RUN THROUGH THIS VALLEY UNCHECKED. BLOOD WILL FALL FROM THE HEAVENS. ANGELS WILL PRAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE. GOD WILL APPLAUD THE SCREAMS OF ALL OF MY VICTIMS.

True American

"For a slaver, you're talking mad tyranny for someone in cannon distance."

#1 american ever

John brown literally went "git gud" in the hardest way possible

Fuck yeah John brown 😂❤🎉😢😅

Slavery was evil. To Mr Brown, you don’t negotiate with evil. You drive it away.

John Brown - Father of 20, could recite the Bible Cover to Cover, and saw EVERYONE as equals. Fought and died for a truly righteous cause to end slavery and preserve equality. Money wasn’t his motive. Power wasn’t what he was after. Only the Word of his God was his true calling. He truly was the Ultimate American Gigachad!

Now THAT is a character introduction

why this go well with American Venom?

Ethan Hawke kicks so much ass

Ethan Hawke really threw himself into this role. He left every ounce of sweat out on the field with this one. Amazing performance!!

"He is on the side of justice, and you are on the side of chains!" IS SO RAW BRO

If someone says anything bad about John Brown I automatically assume they are a confederate

I can't believe John Brown even managed to make it down to Harper's Ferry while lugging around his massive balls.

This is what Iran and Afghanistan needs against their theocratic regimes

The way he flows between preaching and actually just howling against the world is so cathartic.

My man, the absolute Legend, the wielder of massive cannonballs between his legs didn’t even fire a shot, for he knew the Lord was watching him from bullets

MY NAME IS CAPTAIN JOHN BROWN!

Speech so cool I became a Christian for a minute

Hawk did Brown justice with this role Holy shit every line delivery is epic and hair-raising

This part even i clapped. Despite it being on my TV screen

Ethan Hawke has never been more handsome to me than in this series, as my all time favorite True American hero 🥹🫶🏼✨