A transcript of this rant alongside a scribbled down poem written on a two year olds attempt at recreating a Vettriano (Scottish power house of cheatArt) was suitably packaged up and hand delivered (Feb 2006) to all serving members of the Scotch tories, SSP and a smattering of SNP and the others.
Reviews coming back from the Conservative party were mixed. Here are some of them:
Tory bosses were alarmed by the bizarre letter, which also featured the crayon scrawlings of a two-year-old girl and labelled MSPs "vile political leeches".
At the time Tory chief whip Bill Aitken said: "I think members can take comfort from the fact that anyone attempting to kill them will not normally give advance notice."
Mid Scotland and Fife MSP Ted Brocklebank, got the letter last week but chose to throw it away rather than take further action. "It was badly spelt, badly laid out and the bin is where it belongs," he said.
North-East MSP Alex Johnstone (you fell for it hook line and sinker you sweaty fud) vowed not to be intimidated by the letter!
He said: "We cannot dismiss serious threats of this nature but, clearly, this death threat is very badly done and we hope this will be brought to a conclusion speedily and the person behind this should receive any help that they may need."
Alex basically 'shat it' called the press, tv folk and generally tried to turn something that was this into a terrorist death threat against the Scottish conservatives.
As one police observers said to the creator "You wouldn't have put your address down in the correspondence if you were a terrorist eh?" oh how we laughed whilst Mr Johnstone changed into clean pants before he claimed taxi expenses to go to the midget lap dance club...........