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Worf Klingon played by Rudolph Walker

This is racist to Klingons and...erm...Ferengi?!?

Always found alexi sayle about as funny as septic piles.

I was on a flight to Malaga with Alexi Sayle and his miserable Wife, Alexi was giving it the "Don't you all know who I am routine". A total knobber has been.

He was the start of the decline in comedy in this country along with the likes of Ben Elton for whom now there is no nostalgia because they were just cynical base and crap. Even the laughter on this scetch is dubbed. Alexei Sayle was and will always be crap in my opinion.

He’s the copper in Thin Blue Line isn’t he?

Where are the funny bits?

This sketch is a delight, in fact the whole Alexei Stuff series is great

RIP Man !

I've always remember the head in a bucket of shit line whenever I've seen a Klingon but could never remember where it was from.

Who is the Klingon he sounds really familiar

About as funny as toothache.

FML that was painfully unfunny ...............

The sound gets progressively further out of sync from the video. Still very funny though.

Space mumps

"She looks just as bad lol!

How on earth is it "an awful sequence"? It isn't attacking black people, it's getting a laugh from white characters' silly efforts to imitate black people - emphasised by CJ taking it to the ridiculous extreme of dressing up as the most over-the-top and unrealistic imitation, an old-style minstrel.

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

Tim Curtis.

why didnt you use Ally the Piper, SHES VERY GOOD!

this is so good bring back craig

Very nice jumblies

Fffff

A magnificent video! It’s like the child of Alan Bennet, pornhub and rate my takeaway. Beautiful work, though I was very sad not to see the steak bake on there - a lapse in Mr Watson already flawed judgement!

Came from follow follow, stayed for the exercise/gluttony!

{ Likke } Maek Hammel Advivcement !

When i first retired i thought it was great but that only lasted for the first year

i hate being retired would love to go back to work The first year was ok but i am bored now

Candyman! Good to see you!

The communicator prop was actually quite good.

Happy retirement from all of us at Standard Life Assurance.

Aviva mug one moment, Direct Line the next ...

CIS Loyal!

48,000 views. 8,000 of those are mine; who's laying claim to other 40,000?

Crossing Zorro with Juke Box Jury. Brilliant.

Steven?! Noooooooooo!!!! I think I’d be more sad if I didn’t know that my name was on the A5 piece of paper 🤪😂 All the best to you, enjoy your next bunch of adventures.

You'll never look back! In fact, the moment that you walk out that door, you will never give Aviva a second thought. It's fabulous 😍

End of an era, can't believe it but all the best Mr Watson!!

I've always thought Klingon foreheads look like a close-up of a Mars bar.

To me this is about as good as Auden's original so I had to get it down: £50 stamps, £50 stamps Letters for granny, postcards for gramps Brochures and leaflets in envelopes bright Circulars selling selections of shite This is the junk mail clogging the doormat Bearing your name in computerised format Just what you wanted, a formica tie-chest Tripe by the truckload from Reader's Digest Offers from AMEX of dirty weekends A poke in the eye when you recommend friends AA subscriptions and mail order come-on Letters from Which you'd as soon wipe your bum on Rubbish relentless, perpetual pap Verbage and garbage and all of it crap Special prize draw, junk through your door All over the floor, what's it all for? Here comes more, dabbing it here Dabbing it there, paper paper everywhere When father papered the parlour, you couldn't see him for paint! (Khachaturian-like finish)

puqpu'bogh neH 'oH mIwvam'e' ro'lI' 'Ivmo' Hech ghaH?

My favourite too - came in search for it hoping someone had uploaded it - thank you so much. Years later and I still sing the 'song' in my head whenever I pass a Marquis of Granby pub! 😂

Whoever did the research for this did a bad job. Those communication devices were from original series. By TNG they used their comm badges.

We should be docking in 5 parsecs...

Why is the sound horribly out of sync with the video?

"Hey, you're Scottish, you sing it!" I was in the heather when this lass came by upon a motorbike She was dressed in leather and she had the kind of kilt I kinda like! And she asked me to her cottage for some haggis and some tea, And asked me if there's any more at home that look like me, And we did the Scottish Temple Stomp, and this is how it sounded to me-eee! Oh, I love a girl piper! Blow 'em, use your fingers! You, too, Steve. She told me that she loved me, and she put her hand upon my freckled knee. Ah, "you're bloody daft", I said, "next you're gonna try and marry me." We frolicked in the foothills, and I kissed her on the mouth, She grabbed my massive bagpipes, and we rode off to the South, I could have caught her ferry, but I wouldn't pay the fee! And we did the Scottish Temple Stomp, and this is how it sounds if you're a bee: Buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz-buzz. OI!

Does anyone know the name of the girl Piper?

I’ve been trying to find the fireman Clothes Show sketch

Wow is that the guy who plays Patrick Truman in Eastenders!? 😃

Anyone else remember when late night TV was entertaining?