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Here's hoping your sneezy 'turn-overs' won't cost you a packet (in anal geesics). Huzzah! For Failure .. Yey! (and stuff like that). ;o)

I am.in.thr house

80 billions times better than Madden

"Alright, 10 grand to the each of you if you win...you won't." I nearly spit out my coffee. Stop doing that to me CF!!!

Colonel, Pro Evolution Soccer always allowed team & player creation and editing, and I think even competition creation, and many people swore it was always better than FIFA anyway. It's biggest drawback was lack of licencing, but that's not an issue for you at all. I have no idea which year version to choose, having never played it myself, but it's probably worth looking into. Not sure if FIFA ever had multiple team and competition creation...

'Staff workng - to save jobs' Well, my dear, that must be a nice change for them. ;o)

CF, there are things you can do about stuff, but reasons.

"Attack by the Eduslum Marching Band!" The game is unintentionally hilarious. That sounds like a headline straight from the Babylon Bee or The Onion.

What a name, you need a player like Odd Johansen on your team. Somebody that when the going gets tough, you can turn to, look at being in their own little world and say, "What the devil is he up to?!"

When the end of the season feels more like a soothing salve than a reason to celebrate. The Coach of the Torpedo Bismark was asked to comment on the lack of success this season. "The good thing about history is that it is in the past. Obviously we didn't have the success we charted out, planned for, and worked towards this season. Changes will have to be made and I look forward to getting into the war room with my staff and plotting a new course forward."

My money is on Myra getting killed or injured next week by Hardware

Ah-ha! Good old Floopall Leg-boot Mangler stadigies in play .. The Chrimpo Shopping Window intuned with Youf Screaming Day. But we'll never see the likes of Teddy Johnson (or Pearl Carr) again .. Ummmm ..? .. Errm .. ? ....... ;o) Yey!

good series :)

Suppose he realized that Heath was out of position against Vuvu?

Firsteenth!!!! hehehe

HTF do you keep track of what's going on it all happens so fast... colour me impressed.

You mentioned it in an earlier episode about asking people if they wanted to help name college players. I would absolutely LOVE to do that.

I love this game. I love how simple it is. I love the game of football. I love playing franchise modes in sports games. This game doesn't resemble any pro form of football I've ever seen. The game doesn't look great. It doesn't play all that spectacularly well. Realism is out the window. But it is FUN. I love the fact that you have to select players based on them being able to play both offense and defense. In my first go through, I made a big mistake. I took a very highly rated passing runner, but he was slow, and his best position was cover on defense, and he was like a 40 something. So, he couldn't cover, and he was slow, so he got burned all the time!

I love the series :)

Thank god, it's back :)

Yes! Flocks .. The living bleeding knee-biting reality of the Foopall Boot Leg-Mangler game hits you .. right in the mush, Mush .. and toorah lie-addy. Yey! ;o)

"Jim Stack! He's NEVER going to play for us! He turned up one day, and we can't make him leave." 😂

the win bonus and the 50k for the fans comes out of the bank balance that is currently 1.2 million in the red. you're probably spending more on the fans in one month than you would make for an entire season from ticket sales. please reduce the 50k, i make that amount the lowest amount that is green each season; in the imminent third patch fans might increase a bit faster, but at the moment you only really get more fans when you win and get promoted, so not much point spending 50 grand a month for fewer than 100 fans. i'm currently managing Real Madrid and my budget is 14,000. for fitness/energy/stamina you need to increase the amount of HIIT training etc the players do per week. i don't get this either, but the more you work them in basic fitness training the fitter they get so the less tired they get during the season in matches. there's also a dropdown menu bottom right in the training window to automatically select the basic fitness options. you can also play around with the training groups (it took me ages to find these options), anyway, top right in the training window it says "Training groups(2)" that gives you more advanced options for training, i usually sort ascend players by stamina and fitness and put any below 70 is the applicable training group. anyway, another good episode, three of the loses should have been at least draws (and one of those was 100% due to Heath getting sent off), i'm optimistic for the rest of the season (should Heath actually find a buyer)

"I've got Heath." I am going to start using that as a reason for why I can't accomplish a task from now on.

Hehehe - helous finial 120s and out for 179 days giggle my head off

Ban the fans from throwing banana skins on to the pitch

We got Jeff'ed

This team has the worst manager in the whole of the western hemisphere. Ugh.

Your treats mean nothing to me! Halloween is coming up and I will have all the treats I want!

He finally discovered you can actually praise players using the player tab!

Jeez, so many kills

Ah! It's agony, Ivy, it's agony. The 'sock eating' incident news near .. took me out! LOL ;o)

Brilliant! The commentary alone is well worth subscribing, so get it done.

Now you know the magic formula for dominating the lower divisions (i.e. all out attack all the time, and moving the magic effort slider when needed) you should be fine until you reach the higher divisions, where that strategy no longer works at all. regarding Heath, the soon-to-be-released third patch should help a little with income as speed of growth for both attendance and shirt sales will be increased a bit. i would still sell Heath and keep Galura, if you get promoted at the end of the season you might be able to continue to afford him with the promotion bonus, but if you don't you will likely get sacked for running the club out of money. if all out attack is left unchanged for the season i expect the team to be in the playoffs for promotion. also, you have that really terrible goalkeeper as i think the game forces you to have three goalkeepers all the time, so if you sell him you might get immediately lumbered with a similarly poor replacement. anyway, this was a fun episode, made me punch the air every time we scored a goal in those two make-or-break games, and like you i hate football IRL ;p. those two games were exhilarating

Scagg the Dragons

If you haven't found out yet, there is a button to send yourself off to scout the next game. Can remember where it is at the mo

YeeHa - Real Football. Now the BIG Question iz will he or will he not .... Now to find out if the ax falls!

I'm really glad this week went well. I spent the week thinking this was doomed for the Wood Chipper.

RIP Alonzo Hottie.

This comes across as a game made by people who really don't know much about (or don't actually like) football. The UI is a mess, the philosophy seems to be "if its not on screen at all times it doesn't exist". Matches with 30 supporters cheering a goal and sounding like 50 thousand has been completely lame in these types of games for 30 years. It amazes me devs don't ever understand this, its just so lazy and immersion breaking.

Colonel, thank you for playing this game and bringing it to my attention. I am giving it a whirl now and really enjoying what it has to offer. It took me a moment to realize I am drafting players that have to play both offense AND defense at the same time. So in my first draft I got this really highly rated runner, but he was absolute rubbish on every defensive position. So it does bring in a really interesting dynamic on drafting players.

"...because he's got a triangular head." That one had me chuckling.

What a racket that kitty makes :)