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This video lives rent free in my head. I cannot play through Praetorium without hearing Patrick say “DON’T YOU BACKSASS ME!”

now you see this never happened the scion's just turned him into calamari

This is a masterpiece!

Play at 2 playback speed

Rel im playing ninja

i can't wait to be able to watch the full video when i finally beat the msq in 9 years 😭

So true

Year later, still hilarious lol

Please put spoiler warning 😢 next time thank you

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If Tataru baked me an absolute dogshit cake I would drop everything to go eat it.

I dont care if u will never upload again, you are my new favorite xiv youtuber

He just couldn't resist putting his OC donut steal waifu in the video. Why are they like this

No

Pretty good but who is that ugly Au Ra near the end?

How do I get my gamd to look so good?

Alisaei is the worst character in this game. She's such a bitch for no reason. She's always so mean. I hate this character. It's a bad character.

Zenos just heavy breathing is in character for him

Meanwhile in DT Dear warrior of light: Please come to Tuliyollal and stay here with me on my side. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly-- The third promise Wuk Lamat

Squidward would soon regret this as later, while Patrick and SpongeBob playing in the cardboard box outside, their sheer imagination produced enough aether to summon a primal 🤦‍♂️

urianger literally me

Thancred should have died in ShB. Y'stola could... just have stayed dead in one of her many, many, many fake outs.

At 6:55 I lost it xD I think when we all met Venat. She became all of our favorites at that moment. Momma Venat.

The correct response to anything that leaves Minfilia’s mouth.

Thancred was told he'll never be with the woman he loves and Estinien was told he is not permited to ride dragons anymore.

now make a Dawntrail vod where you tell Wuk Lamat and every other boring character in this god awful expansion to fuck off xD

Estinien being wholly confused is the best bit.

"Pray, gtf out of my house"

This was a better story than Dawnfail.

I love that there is a glam in the game now that looks like the outfit Peele is wearing in this skit lol

This is how I feel about the Scions in Dawntrail

the 60fps ai stuff is killing my head

Please I beg update with the new dlc

I think you missed at least 2 who are actually KIA.

For a long time i try to recall what character that similar to Emet-Selch. Now finally i remember it's Squidward

"Who the hell was Capoco- ooooh I gotchu"

At least he didn’t tell us to talk to Wuk Lamat again…

bro i cant believe i got spoiled by a 2 year old video

The ending literally killed me

Should have done the Mr. Krabs "except you, you stay" to the clown edit.

Yo, does this mean you'll return sometime in the future to bless us with more glorious content like this? 🙏🏻

POV: You are playing Dawntrail and the scions have been on the screen for over 2 minutes

During those unskippable cutscenes on daily MSQ roulette I just put this on. Especially when Gaius' fight reminds me to yell at the screen, "Don't you back sass me!"

Zenos just laughing like a psychopath lol

I cleared p3s several times as a ranged dps and still don’t understand one of the mechanics. I just bs’d it every time and my static gave up explaining it to me and adjusted everyone’s positioning for me lmao

I can't believe that Warrior just punted Babaxter Baxter like that.

I waited until i beat endwalker to finally finish this video and i was not disappointed

good video

I wonder what Patrick was doing during the time SpongeBob was farming Eureka to upgrade the WHM staff?

A sopranos edit would hit the spot.