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love my boy sm can't wait until he's playable 🤭

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What?

I totally ate that advertisement

8:50 sound scuff 10:05 apologies to mqkoto's viewers for loud voice check 24:11 trapped in cage * 29:35 boom stick * 30:25 arguing while strangled * 37:25 my face is scary? * 39:05 don't push me * 45:30 say hi, we're all gonna die * 47:35 ugly dude 49:22 chance of fire? 54:40 the longest fall? * 56:30 hanged jae 57:21 hanged twice * 57:40 jae rip 1:04:58 it came into the ship * 1:14:00 we were separated 1:14:52 chibi lost and yelling 1:15:26 chibi reunited 1:15:45 mqkoto baited me * 1:17:06 alfric ditching folks 1:17:30 chibi complains about mqkoto, alfric unsurprised * 1:22:41 it's used, it's not, it's used * 1:28:53 scarecrow and blender head Thank you for watching!

Alright enough TH-cam for today 🙂

9:30 poorest assassin 11:17 you're not the informer! 26:38 you're welcome, i became a slaughterer because of you * 41:05 thugs are friends * 49:50 blending with women in the hospital 1:00:28 the only way to become anonymous? Silence all witnesses 1:02:09 why are we having this conversation?! * 1:06:00 2007 graphics could be this beuatiful? * 1:07:17 poor as a child, unable to play games until I grew up with my own money so now I stream them 1:08:28 throwing knives not throwing 1:09:50 spanking the training partner * 1:14:25 paging for a lost horse 1:19:30 shush snitch 1:23:20 my horse is scared 1:23:20 he stabbed my horse! * 1:23:45 buy 1 flag get 1 free 1:24:07 don't be a drama queen, horse * 1:39:00 my horse is a traitor 1:41:45 CHILL BRO * 1:47:30 the human way to climb the ladder, stop monkeying * 1:52:20 appreciate the 2007 graphics of a city render * 1:54:15 the most gruesome counter attack * Thank you fro watching!

25:20 the bromance energi is sus * 35:25 romance flag for marilee? * 52:40 human bear * 1:22:23 faye's love at first sight * 1:23:13 The Best friend dynamic Fay & Marilee * 1:48:14 Dion's entrance * 2:28:05 faye's heartbreak * 2:40:10 the character draws Thanks for watching!

Altairrrr

This game brings back memories for sure ✨

14:14 imagine having social life and party * 18:52 we're on fire, we're not fine * 20:43 extra floor flavour * 34:40 mind your gap * 46:35 bare minimum pass 56:12 pasta did not arrive 1:06:30 i'll give u those and kms 1:25:17 getting blamed for a crime he didn't commit 1:31:15 pasta in the dishes * 1:36:32 vomit inducing graphics 1:44:53 jumping off with extinguisher * 1:46:25 head chef says it's burning 1:47:48 stuck on the fire, sprayed by fire extinguisher * 1:52:15 plate dropped in the centre 1:55:58 not cooked, gonna die Thanks for watching?

It should have been gold

1st

17:22 where's the bomb? 19:08 the start of doom 31:45 beep beep 32:55 studied morse code for HAM radio 37:49 bombs morse code 43:54 goodbye world! 45:26 chibi cut the wrong wire, cannot count simple shit * 47:25 shut up snooze * 50:57 what is label? * 52:57 die on my own terms * 56:05 label means number? use simple english! * 56:48 shut up snooze! * 1:00:07 calling to chat to help me cheat 1:07:33 cleared it, miracle! 1:10:40 wtf is an omega?! * 1:12:58 CUT CUT CUT * 1:13:34 are you dead? 1:19:28 doesn't matter, not my job 1:22:53 no wires? move on! FREEBIE * 1:25:25 what are letters? 1:28:06 if you die, it's not my fault * 1:30:16 cleared first try 1:32:32 SHUT UP SNOOZE * 1:33:56 morse code that I will hack later 1:35:34 hacking bombs morse code, 2 seconds save * 1:41:42 3rd time's the charm, morse code hacked for bombs again * 1:51:28 password hacking, flashbang's alive with 20 seconds to spare Thanks for watching!

5:46 intern cashier doesn't know what to do 6:46 cash is stupid * 7:22 am i hearing my employees complain? * 7:50 math not mathing 5:12 cigarette break even though dale doesn't smoke * 8:58 when are we going to get paid? no idea * 10:54 anzu forgot to stream on twitch anniversary 15:15 chibi's numpad job 19:58 gorilla stream 21:35 hotdog so charred * 22:17 selling underpriced salt strategy * 23:24 the theme is ADHD but chibi is AD4K * 25:28 prayer for the opening shift 25:50 judging customer's hairline 27:15 learning the origin of BBT (not bubble tea) * 28:51 filipino love dick jokes 31:22 changing supermarket name to bangsat kontol 32:00 not supposed to get paid 33:43 nasi barbie, dogs and frog legs 39:15 you don't like cash? * 43:11 we didn't make any money, sad 47:52 anzu's boob hurts but it's not actually a sign of growing bigger cups * 50:13 ding ding 52:52 not ice cream, yoghurt 54:53 getting better at math 55:11 promoted to full timer 57:57 demoted as my dad * 59:38 godfather 1:00:40 breakdance 1:01:26 the pep talk and news 1:06:10 trying to rip them off 1:08:57 barrack obama buying yoghurt? 1:18:08 no complaints, we almost made money 1:18:21 notice of resignation, not allowed to resign * 1:22:40 cannot terminate the employee of the month when they resign first * Thanks for watching!

Minecraft isn't Minecrafting 😂

Lol

55:22 brain processing sound and internet line beeping 55:54 have you used a fax machine? 56:15 phone exchange diary 59:15 pufferfeesh 59:27 fugu in japan 1:01:35 sea urchin uni flavour bombs 1:01:50 chibi has sweet and bitter tooth and baby tooth 1:03:50 leaving bikiini bottom into robinson's island * 1:06:40 questionable office dress code 1:07:23 cycling to office dress code 1:09:39 first day of work and the chill boss and blue screen computer * 1:12:00 computer inside a screen 1:13:52 why is pingu so angy?? * 1:16:42 finance is for psycopaths 1:20:31 making you work more because you're "talented" but it's literally work slave 1:26:13 baby tooth * 1:27:43 cute but deadly yeti * 1:31:40 this generation cannot afford a house 1:36:35 you need friends in this world to achieve big dreams 1:43:00 chibi's interview rate success Thanks for watching!

That game is so short but good

15:28 killing reyna but missing the jump 18:54 pushing smokes 3k 43:20 the chaotic 3k and mqkoto sherrif whiff 50:00 zipping in the middle of enemy rotation 55:47 it's what at this moment that he knew he fucked up 1:01:24 4k clutch Thanks for watching!

7:17 why i will not run my own cafe 8:55 all the chairs look the same to me 9:45 stellar interior decorating blunders * 14:58 head is blocking note 17:15 cafe style - mental rehab * 19:07 testing if I get pay deduction for wrong order 20:10 love hate latte relationship * 20:35 rabbit with weird tail * 22:40 unfinished latte is technically a macchiato in a bigger cup 23:00 the latte art of your mortal enemy's face 24:33 plant murderer * 24:56 more greenery less brownery * 25:37 the social distancing plant barrier that caused me to become eternally trapped in this game * 26:05 the pretty coffee jar short spoon dilemma * 27:16 selective customers 28:53 black brown * 29:23 god dog * 30:42 why chibi is banned from kitchens * 32:23 another reason why banned from kitchen * 34:28 adorable customers who litter cups 35:47 the moment I knew I messed up * 36:10 we got no cleaners to pick up the cups! 37:19 panicking because the mailman is waiting and i'm stuck * 38:23 soft locked fr * 39:30 public apology for breaking the game * 39:55 perfect timing chat caught me being stoopid in 4k * 47:00 why don't i take classes learning to cook * 50:45 why i don't like porridge * 51:30 why my rice is 50/50 gamble, blame the rice cooker * 54:45 rice in 10mins? * 55:50 brown and purple rice * 56:30 blue rice is fake * 58:40 replacing hammer with a wooden plank to dismantle metal rack 1:03:03 toast bread with oven or pan? Thank you for watching!

53:11 thirsty vampire 53:48 Lorsan in eternal teething stage * 58:48 Eironn the ikemen who cooks 59:53 tall hats and horns * 1:04:40 sassy grandma badmouthing the culprit in his face 1:10:05 cute leaf girl appearance * 1:23:05 cute mangosteen hats * 1:22:55 girls vs boys friendship difference * 1:30:15 Arden the oldest sage because he shrunk the most * 1:44:08 pushy flirty bunny woman 1:49:55 fishing! 2:02:00 new fashion 2:03:15 eating insect saliva ew * 2:09:25 what to do with a holy egg? scramble? fried? boiled? 2:12:04 dumb luck wins everything 2:16:00 how old is arden? 2:49:20 goat kissing fool 2:56:05 Eironn's power ranger transformation 2:57:20 Eironn's glow up Thank you for watching!

33:00 accidentally hit the horse * 33:47 don't ask me where i'm swinging, sword has no eyes 34:29 sorry horse * 34:50 accidentally hitting horse again * 35:13 bucket head got me again 37:00 assassin's creed isn't RPG where i can buy better gears and weapons big sadge 37:20 how to get this flag? * 41:30 nowhere to hide or think 43:30 get out of the way peasant! 45:34 i'm the victim bruh * 48:05 i am now woman * 51:52 hide or fall 53:02 i just killed someone, help me! * 53:28 ring around the roses * 54:45 new mechanical keyboard arrives live on stream, feel free to reduce my tech upgrade costs by donating to kofi 1:01:49 sleeping or corpse? 1:03:10 rookie mistake, climbing and forgetting to synchronise 1:04:15 missing the jump 1:11:02 losing a street brawl * 1:11:41 save yourself, damsel! * 1:20:02 fall death 1:21:37 wrong bird building, chat offer hints, chibi needs life wiki * 1:23:29 birb not birbing * 1:28:00 chasing falling guy and accidentally double suicide * 1:28:54 jump over corpses? * 1:32:08 public shower? half nakey dudes * 1:55:22 assassins don't have spare change Thanks for watching!

6:20 average IT idiot trying to plug stuff together 7:58 the most accessible spawner * 9:50 wizard dungeon 10:35 flower formation? 12:20 attacking wizard dungeon 15:09 crafting within the inventory space * 15:35 the mobs and more mobs hidden from plain sight 19:50 minecraft but horror game * 20:55 you come over into my sword * 21:21 these boots are fire! * 22:10 carrots and potatoes growing but the ground isn't even hoed * 23:29 OP trash items * 24:16 difficult sounding enchantments * 25:55 number spewing pig in world gen 26:23 the math pig * 26:58 no math in my presence, rip pig * 27:11 another math pig 29:13 unexpected dungeon world gen 29:27 the thorns turned cow into beef steak right in front of my salad * 29:50 shovel advisory for the blind against quicksand * 30:15 the real pink sheep * 30:55 walks into quicksand caught in 4k * 31:28 the other off hand equip doesn't exist * 31:39 mithril find 31:45 king coil or michelin mascot looking mob * 31:52 from the genies into the mob mass * 34:00 ivy is prettier than vine 37:09 when bamboo trees used to have square leaves 37:22 how to explore a cave? just hot drop in * 37:57 beehive in the cave 39:45 fooled by blue topaz 41:06 tastes like corn / creeper 43:18 purple water is poisonous 43:30 located a mob infested dungeon thanks to stone bricks and mini map 44:45 the sulphur wanted to become part of the gold * 45:35 what kind of wedding band metals would you prefer? * 47:50 the mincraft golden rule applies in modpacks too PSA 48:41 "doesn't fit" out of context clipping 48:58 need more xp? just trivago or mastercard (eat a berry) 49:40 golden gravel 51:00 sand trust issues * 52:37 please be friendly or else... * 53:15 what good is emeralds when they only accept coins?! 54:07 a broken village economy 55:16 the wrong way to do crop irrigation * 55:50 small but deadly pricks * 56:32 algae mountain * 59:02 finally something to kickstart villager economy 59:16 villager mathematician 1:00:04 house is broken but please use front door * 1:00:18 tongue of dog * 1:01:00 pretty purple wood in dead forest right next to death dungeon 1:02:28 the grand plan, we climb up the walls with ladders and avoid security checks at the main entrance 1:02:52 the michelin dudes kidnapped the villagers * 1:03:17 rapunzel gonna do this herself 1:06:26 archer variant scares me 1:06:35 server is being sassy with my death messages * 1:08:24 bathroom mod 1:10:17 baby nether spooder 1:13:55 nitro creeper knockbacks are crazy * 1:14:20 make bathrooms pretty 1:20:42 mama spooder and fire herobrine? 1:21:12 big spooder not scary, small fire bat deadly 1:24:05 nether beehive 1:24:42 deadly nether beehive 1:24:55 eating exotic nether stingberry 1:31:00 upside down nether tree defies gravity * 1:33:17 liquid logic doesn't work like that 1:46:13 not a roomba * 1:47:58 pig with crown o7 * 1:51:53 curiosity 2:14:48 the only Filipino words i know * 2:23:52 cow in bathroom alert 2:41:31 how much water does it take to fill a tub? * 2:59:28 table disappeared Thanks for watching!

2:40 haven't started but already a casualty, so we play sardines 3:53 stuck in a wall and a tight space * 5:14 feet in the sofa * 5:53 camera doesn't die is a lie 6:40 body pushing flashbang who is afk 7:38 a unique face * 10:10 nobody has direction sense except citrus 12:00 the green flag vs the red flag 14:44 the fast express * 16:20 city girl trying to find working lift 17:30 iron maiden spotted 18:58 the first jumpscare but we have to take selfie 19:42 spiders are scary! 20:00 attacked from behind 20:30 letting a friend die goodbye * 21:10 shipping the footage with a corpse * 21:26 CD roms in the future?! * 22:45 $100 to die in a video * 24:54 jumping on bed and malding 25:30 have not slept in 52 hours.small eyes 26:24 bringing a lunchbox instead of a torchlight 26:30 buying backflips cost money but the ancient gesture is the best * 27:12 touching grass for content * 27:35 forced to wait for alfric the slowpoke 27:52 superman debuts 28:30 we found our first monster right after landing 30:17 jump instead of take the stairs 31:20 mic stick is for smacking flashbang 32:05 if you like to breathe, leave * 33:37 hooded old lady with a knife 34:15 we found a maid and a free feather duster? 34:40 the bathtub system 36:44 volunteer for life insurance payouts to pay bills 39:49 into the unknooooown feat flashbang debut * 41:08 there's a hole 41:40 they run fast because european legs * 42:40 there's fire 42:55 i think all my friends died * 50:35 hole that leads to a hole 52:21 monster tapeworm 58:25 when u jump on ur mom's bed in asia pov 1:00:26 they're shopping and buying things when we're broke * 1:04:20 there's always time to celebrate 1:05:16 they called me a monster?! 1:06:21 party pop the snail 1:09:23 1% oxygen 1:10:11 $5 for healthcare system 1:14:52 shopping part 2 when we still broke 1:15:05 calculator for views?! 1:18:31 come over here, it's not safe 1:23:08 indecent acts on a rack 1:23:47 trapped on a rack, taking one for the team 1:27:13 getting anti hugged * 1:28:04 chibi first to unalive 1:31:13 inviting the monster upstairs with selfie * 1:34:07 citrus stole my bed 1:35:36 flashbang is stuck in the floorboards after getting tased * 1:40:11 the invisible flashlight * 1:42:02 the scream from above 1:45:28 fire again 1:46:37 literal turret 1:49:07 flashbang the lonely survivor and his outro * 1:50:18 somersault CD 1:50:34 who's ass is in my face? * 1:52:27 bed swaps 1:54:00 let me in - flashbang * 1:55:16 the dad joke the boys hated * 1:56:54 spider firing string poppers 1:58:23 I see only red - alfric 1:58:45 reincarnation of chibi 1:59:35 he's joined the brotherhood - flashbang 2:02:05 chibi confronting the one who thought monster was her reincarnation 2:03:46 pigman does not look like chibi 2:04:05 friends don't do this to friends, chat 2:08:45 wall climbing, you don't got this 2:09:38 buy green screen in front of something green * 2:10:44 photo bomb goes wrong 2:12:46 say bye to camera... NOT * Thank you for watching!

6:14 figuring out how to coop 7:00 it only took us an hour to figure out 8:23 all the girls finally gather 10:25 voiding hell (book quantity) 11:45 zoom effect 15:34 control swap torture 17:18 zeus cloud smite debuff 21:00 frog legs jumping debuff 27:09 my internet gave up on me 35:05 ice skating in hell 38:42 pvp but handicapped 39:31 pushing lili 40:39 malding at body pushing in mid jump* 42:32 electrocuted 44:05watch out for landmines 49:05 lagging and stuck in a wall 51:36 pirate books 56:27 new game, goose goose duck 1:15:30 who's chasing who? meat vs vegan* 1:16:17 6 pack vs 32 inch coke* 1:20:27 killer first game 1:21:26 confusing dummy for duck 1:22:19 trying to get non killer next game 1:22:55 second game killer again, RNG hates me 1:24:14 when you think the killer is one of your friends* 1:25:06 finally the good guy game 1:25:19 the killer sets me up but i just wanna game 1:25:30 the true screams of terror* thank you for watching!

what if you just get a looong scoopy spoon for the jar

Duck

I cannot be bothered to do research but I’m pretty sure one is like aged in some way and the other is just steamed, don’t quote me on that though

8:00 mango tree water * 11:15 threaten the tree * 18:55 granny is missing one tooth * 25:57 lorsan the baby, chibi the mind reader 45:24 fierce female hamster, five flavour hamsters * 46:25 female double standards * 54:11 parisa drunk on tea * 1:17:13 conspiracy theory, eironn is eomir's long lost grandson? 1:47:30 the shakespear character * Thanks for watching!

Hey! When will you go live?

The background dj slaps

12:20 mona lisa 14:35 milk paper mache 17:18 salami pepperoni pizza 22:41 baby groot 28:25 clarified butter, confused milk 33:18 broccoli with cheese torture device 47:15 butchering french 55:47 scary porridge 56:15 mother failure success 56:45 q u i n o a barley porridge 56:53 domesticated vs wild rice 57:20 american definition of porridge 58:32 world's worst porridge 1:00:27 barley is not the rice 1:01:05 okayu 1:03:43 okayu the american rice porridge 1:04:32 let yuck food expire, stop adding sugar to it! 1:06:48 sugar is not food 1:07:48 sugar in pasta = mario pitchfork 1:09:18 sugar broken kidney 1:10:32 the only acceptable sugar is a husband 1:11:13 BBP 1:31:39 good at burning stuff 1:51:17 sandwich is not a meal Thanks for watching?

1:04:22 english premium 1:16:15 Bri'ish rabbit

Grounded probably 😂

skill> gear

RIP our PCs

8:23 drunk horse 11:40 horse can't jump 18:55 look before you leap 23:37 the horse left me 28:54 wanted the flag, not worth the trouble 31:37 bucket head too strong 33:00 not a person but a horse 39:09 stepping on bodies 44:09 sneaky attack 49:07 regretting decision 1:03:07 nothing to see here sir 1:15:10 running in circles 1:20:40 punch him 4 times for talk 1:48:05 the wrong drop 1:49:35 ambushing the tough guy 2:05:39 gonna die, throwing rocks thanks for watching!

8:55 pingu swimming 9:20 penguin 2 29:55 snowman unalive 34:11 ugly green fish 2:36:00 glass breaking ASMR 2:44:10 the penguin bridge 2:44:55 penguin and snowman ride a sledge thanks for watching!

57:09 chickens eat eggs 1:23:52 asian meltdown

19:56 hamster, not cat 21:21 Valen gay? 32:28 chappa 1:03:08 hypocritical mother 1:15:38 crop rotation 1:24:48 drop it on his head thanks for watching!