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Me Olvide:Black Lodge
Excerpt from "Throwed Verses" stream on 1/8/25
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Fossil Fuel
มุมมอง 13วันที่ผ่านมา
Live performance excerpt from "Beeper Boy pt. 2" stream on 1/7/25
Snake
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1234,123
7's
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7's
Camp Fox Lake
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Camp Fox Lake
3pc (ft. A.D. Phrygian and Theta-Theta)
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3pc (ft. A.D. Phrygian and Theta-Theta)
Death Ritual '98
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Death Ritual '98
Deep Fried
มุมมอง 523 หลายเดือนก่อน
Deep Fried
Screens Falling Like Autumn, Let These Boys Watch Eraserhead
มุมมอง 193 หลายเดือนก่อน
Screens Falling Like Autumn, Let These Boys Watch Eraserhead
February EP
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February EP
1st Leimma
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1st Leimma
Roja
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Roja
Top Notes
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Top Notes
Arm and a Head
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Arm and a Head
GameShark (ft. Theta-Theta)
มุมมอง 1749 หลายเดือนก่อน
GameShark (ft. Theta-Theta)
Confidants
มุมมอง 6811 หลายเดือนก่อน
Confidants
Late Night Grammar
มุมมอง 61ปีที่แล้ว
Late Night Grammar
I'm Very Romantic
มุมมอง 37ปีที่แล้ว
I'm Very Romantic
Dada '99
มุมมอง 79ปีที่แล้ว
Dada '99
BTBO
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BTBO
ROTATE
มุมมอง 145ปีที่แล้ว
ROTATE
Cheetah Print Pants
มุมมอง 45ปีที่แล้ว
Cheetah Print Pants
I Can't Wait To Be A Ghost And Haunt The Fuck Out Of My Enemies
มุมมอง 36ปีที่แล้ว
I Can't Wait To Be A Ghost And Haunt The Fuck Out Of My Enemies
Commissary
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Commissary
GOAT HEAD MISTRESS
มุมมอง 73ปีที่แล้ว
GOAT HEAD MISTRESS
50/50
มุมมอง 83ปีที่แล้ว
50/50
Bad News: Pierre Menard: Moon in Leo
มุมมอง 82ปีที่แล้ว
Bad News: Pierre Menard: Moon in Leo
It's Dotted
มุมมอง 172ปีที่แล้ว
It's Dotted
GMO Crosses
มุมมอง 55ปีที่แล้ว
GMO Crosses
Bad Taste
มุมมอง 101ปีที่แล้ว
Bad Taste

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  • @nias3202
    @nias3202 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    👏👏👏

  • @hxzxrdmane
    @hxzxrdmane 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:05 GOT DAMN SON

  • @Urbanmember1
    @Urbanmember1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This isn't bad at all, I dig it

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cricket: Tough Crowd reruns My boy Colin was lit Girls say my breath stink I talk too much shit I'm selling Paul a nick Don't forget what Chuck said Raza nenas in denim Make me harder than Cuphead flow harder than ninja gaiden Cmin on the Triton I love to talk en clave Hoffman Estates I reside in My lady 5'1 Like G to C Spirit of a demon But she cute like a pekingese I won't stop Till I'm tracking they entrails Cricket, Holy Grail Coming back like anole tails I'm skating on 7's But make no mistake Bitch I get it cracking Like dropped dinner plates I'm skating on 7's Like a damn neo-platonist If Dre was dipped in butter Mane, I'm the graviest Rewrite my verses like Petavius And Scaliger Ridin low pros Cuz ya boy ain't an amateur

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lyrics in description

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh 🤌🤌🤌☠️☠️☠️😤😤😤

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oooo you know who you fuckin with?!?!

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TronJuan92 oh you picked that up? Good ears!

    • @TronJuan92
      @TronJuan92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      1:16 ​@@BigDadaCricket wtf is this though?!?! Also "An Exercise In Excess" is very appropriate lol, but I love it. Hmu when you can.

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TronJuan92 1:16 is a Mancubus from Doom 2. It's the trillest noise any videogame enemy has ever made. I'm around but I don't know which number to reach you on

  • @kultamane
    @kultamane 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This lil tape goes hard mane

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for giving it time, cousin.

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    💋🤌💋🤌💋🤌

  • @fifagejplej
    @fifagejplej 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fire

  • @redmast1675
    @redmast1675 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    lyfe

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2uesDay 4 Life Wednesdays for Dada Thursday for Theta

  • @hxzxrdmane
    @hxzxrdmane 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    BARS

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you cousin

  • @KellyRyan-i6g
    @KellyRyan-i6g 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hoo!

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Put up with these fuckboys, Till my back inert. Has a fantastic delivery too man fuck

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fr. D.C.: Tricks flapping lips Get elbowed like macaroni So much ice on my body I done bought a Zamboni Stuff em like cannelloni When they give up the yoni Play em like Sony Return them like pawn shop garbage I invoke Mac Dre when I Hold my gun Hit a lick, I'm out the backdoor 2-5-1 God bless my throwedness That my spirit enables I used practice my footwork When I was still in the cradle My 5th wheel free basing So it makes my trunk crack I'm stuck to mankind Like a damn thumb tac GoldDust, my persona With a touch of ennui If my girl want some pasta We go and get a banh mi Uncurl a plume of exotic Now my room smells ozonic She didn't have any guts So I kept it platonic I'm a rose with no droplets I done dried up in Austin A failed initiation I fucking fumbled the goblet... Dada Cricket: I pull the joint like a muscle Blow kush on her fascia I'd let VALIS invade me And she can detail my chakras I wear the world heavy Like I'm rockin steel parkas X buzzin in her guts So she's crushing ozarka Full prone, all alone On the yard with binoculars I make it to the steps, ding dong Then I shock your nerves I don't beat women I beat the spirit WITHIN em I crease denim Just to show em they ain't shit While I'm grinnin I'm so fly Get my dick sucked While I panhandle And I manhandle trees Someone get me a flannel Pass me the one that's Burberry That neo plaid drip I'm abusing the pussy While you're cleaning up cat shit Oh you on a diet? I think that you should try it We split a happy meal In the lobby at the Hyatt She says "Baby you crazy, And I look forward to Tuesdays" I say "Baby you should but Who done told you my nickname?" I don't got snakes in my yard I got snakes in my heart My ventricles pump Pliskin Gettin throwed like a pigskin Gettin throwed like voices Out a damn ventriloquist My syntax so refined It comes wit swizzle sticks

    • @TronJuan92
      @TronJuan92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absurdly Glorious....

    • @TronJuan92
      @TronJuan92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Invoke Mac Dre was fucking wild too... 🧐 That bass kicking 😅

    • @TronJuan92
      @TronJuan92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like the fucking plaision wherds and double entendres are immaculate.

  • @5-of-Cups
    @5-of-Cups 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love me

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was that a dig? Lol

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TronJuan92 Absolutely not

    • @BaldManWithoutHair
      @BaldManWithoutHair 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BigDadaCricketthis song is absolutely fire

  • @kultamane
    @kultamane 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🔥🔥

  • @BaldManWithoutHair
    @BaldManWithoutHair 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @BaldManWithoutHair
    @BaldManWithoutHair 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s beautiful I saved it to my playlist

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Theta-Theta: Flecks of purple in the papers I light up, inhalin vapors I'm in the living room But Im smokin out my neighbors Smoke pour out my mouth and nose eyes dotted like dominos I need a new change of clothes Before my funeral My girl thinks I'm the shit She just watching me read Out the water like Voorhees Reading Jorge Luis Put up with these fuckboys Till my back inert Blow a cone of GMO now my room smells like afterbirth I stomp around the house Like a pachyderm VALIS hit my beeper I'm a ZEBRA with a pack of sherm Cheat on a bitch I don't stop moving I'm a GameShark I done hit a switch And reenacted Braveheart Lights, camera, action While my 5th relaxing I could pop trunk And turn them tricks into fractions I should paint my face white When my bumper kit fall Cuz I'm clownin these boys Up At Edison Mall I stop, rims keep spinning Like my car is buffering Nerds give me lip-- I take away all their suffering Gimme that soul This ain't no tradeoff Call me Bernie Madoff It's Theta-Theta I done tore the gate off Cuz I'm swangin in buckets Boppers complain But they still get stuffed like a musket On my property mane Me and DC Cooper Take you out of the picture Like dvd bloopers Dada: I watch the moon rise With blood shot eyes Deep sighs and a few cigarettes On the lanai Chillin w/ ya baby mama I call it spawn camping A slight hint of fatalism When I'm relaxing Florida boys not some bloods but they smoke crippy Shout out to them Texas boys Who only do a LITTLE sippy I'm making waves baby But I ain't rocking durags If I was in Scotland, trick I'd be fucking two slags I got a noodle doink And I think it looks like Stavros I can make it disappear Like cheap top notes Hanging with carnales We used to call em vatos .38 special make em Duck like patos Tom Ford Black Orchid Drifting through my nostrils You can smell me on the field Even when I'm in the foxhole From my crown to my patas What's your name? me olvide nena, Como andas? Te quiero desnudar I bet it's sweet like azucar You pulled a nine of swords Yea That's my favorite card I make em wait Like Arthur till they get a bit smarter Take em on a date I tease her for only getting water D-a-d-d-y I do be To these bitches that's jockin me plain to see I treat the world like Abraham's Odyssey I used to have a thing For a thick bitch named JoBeth We smokin bubba kush And I put that on Hotep! She wearin red lipstick So I call her redneck And her man a big pussy Like David Chase cut his paycheck Got a thing for overkill Turnin ten to eleven It's a .38 But I load it with 357 Spinal tappin, Five points I make these fools see stars Willing to up the ante Till I'm behind bars Knee high scars From the snakes and the spiders I'm in Lehigh Acres Boy, pass me my lighter OG backcrosses Taste like carpenter's glue Floating with a birds eye view Like GTA 2 I wish Newport made 200's Then I wouldn't be chain smoking Not being throwed is verboten ADD I can't pick a theme Gotta make a pastiche I heard that boy on Ash St. Is fucking nasty! Funky town empress From Fort Worth Texas Not no silly Austin bitch Clean your room and stop texting Jammin these gerbil wheels I had had poison in my Gerber meals Boys act up like thespians eat these pussies like lesbians

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I had a nightmare they stopped selling cigarettes" "I heard they stopped selling smokes, So i started slanging loosies"

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 1:27 drop TRIIIIIIIIILLL

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea! Woo!

    • @TronJuan92
      @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redownloading phoneshit hit you up in a min just on a new number

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    Kush notes in my thorax My raps zany like Vernon Hills I'm the one surrounded by zeros Like my life is a Birken bill Burnin kill I buckjump on the Window sill Ash hits the tile And gets disrupted by footwork... Subtraction is negative And therefore it's feminine And that's true because she drains my finances at bennigan's Menace to sobriety I confide in my confidants That I'm a throwed MF Trill par excellence Put a gram in the wrap Now I'm blowing on pistils Now I'm stoned as fuck Like Medusa was giving me signals Bag on her head And I'm safe from her gaze I don't trip on the snakes, cousin I even gave em names I ain't a bull so they like me I don't oppose, they don't fight me Feel like a 90's teenager When I tell them to "Bite me" These boys keep Crayola in business They drawing with weakness Got a chola as a mistress She's not known for her meekness I don't gotta gaslight A good bopper will just act right We hang like stalactites I draw a triangle I conjured Andre Nickatina He flashed his pinky ring Now I gotta call FEMA Hello? Yea this boy just fucked my house up with his ice Do you wanna press charges? No, he knows my rappin nice Real recognize real And my pimpin avant-garde My stable stacked like block chords Attending the seminar I remember lickin and stickin On Texas gothic girls And even though it's Austin They 3 wheel like it's Bobby's World I put on the cape I wipe the blood from my face I always season the bodies Cuz I hate the way that they taste I add a dash of lemon It really makes the liver pop I could catch boppers In a bloody butcher's smock

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    I told the police I was just donating blood But it wasn't my own They locked me up for a month You kinda look like a bug With them glasses that you wear And I feel kinda smug Cuz I'm throwed yet debonair I see these dummies so clear Like my windshield has a prescription .38 out the box My rearview clocks your condition It doesn't look good Bad News, The Dr says You'll feel some pressure I'm smoking Gelonade In private sectors I blow ambrosia While I sip the nectar Blow kush in the face Of the cashier at Checker's I don't play chess, bitch Cuz my time is important Plus my folks know I'm sharp I've got my mind and I hoard it Slap your lips till you taste Hot bitter iron Then you taste cold steel I'm the anti-Chiron Viavanse and cheetah print pants I emerge from a cloud of smoke And we do a death dance My syntax S tier You a have not The only thing you fondle Is a pair of dualshocks Mashin X and circle You nerds square like Erkel I might die in obscurity But at least my aura was purple Everytime I make a joke My girl get triggered like R2 Always make a scene, she scream "Ronnie, who hurt you?" I don't think about the Roman Empire that much Then again I stay off TH-cam when I'm eating lunch My back hunch what comes out my mouth real heavy A sack lunch is what you brought your hands' unsteady I hold my breath Like a professional sniper These fangs are not hollow I done turned into a viper Trichomes on my lips Give them lips a kiss Whether it's minor or major Like the circle of fifths

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    It's the cricket Get it cracking like crab legs Bitches can be fine But they plainer than mayonnaise Like hopscotch I'm always thinking bout the next square My brain fried like a fritter At the county fair At the fair I eat funnel cake Brooklyn bridge I eat tunnel cake This some Esoteric fuckery Dion Fortune my running mate From gin and juice To djinn and jews I'm more throwed than dinner plates In domestic disputes My thoughts are obnoxious And my ego is toxic I always wear the galoshes When I run thru em like car washes Only tonsils of steel are gonna be stopping me When you get the tube in your mouth like endoscopy Shalom means hello and goodbye Let's keep it at that Besides, my phone is superannuated Like an Adat I got friends with good taste Won't do blow unless it's fantastic My spirit dipped in acid It burn through your plastic These demon whores I'm scared to touch em like Ouija boards Tipping a lienenkuegal Blow the blunt like a bugle I get buck like Chinaski While jellyfish float past me I'm tryna get me a nanny But can only pull Rico nasty I'm tryna get the hang of Crossing fools with the infrared Up, down, right, left I cross my fingers you end up dead You sit in front of crossed fingers While a shit stench lingers Tried to wing it like jazz singers But you signal with your blinkers You watched TH-cam video That changed your life But I've been reading thousands of pages Fucking up my eyesight It's disgusting I can't even have a conversation Without this bitch pulling out her phone To corroborate my statements At the bank I scream "fuck you, Teller" Like I'm heckling magicians Three hits in another joint I'm twisting LRB I'm reminiscing PBR run through me Like my guts are missing Peanut butter breath in my lungs Now I'm straight trippin

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    Start a tiktok And make your way up to only fans I'm smoking grams of Bruce Banner In an astrovan It's the percodan physicist and My grammars' exquisite English teachers let me hit it Cuz my breath so frigid Her eyes dotted like umlauts Gravity pin her body back As I accelerate and take her To a spot in Fond du Lac Whisper "where my goggles at?" My eyes take a moment to adjust I could catch boppers if I Rode the shortbus I got the hands of fate So my nickname Manos Screens fall and I'm watching second season of Sopranos Co-signed by VALIS I vomit prose by the gallon In an alternate timeline I'm twisting Vogues in Gulf Bank Me and Big Pic bout to make a deepfake Break them boys off They blood and guts my keepsake I'm so the glad they took gelato And mixed it with the zkittles Break these boys off left and right Like I'm playing paradiddles Blow the dody out my cancer kazoo My persona so cold I bought my hoes an igloo Igual , y tu? My response every time Your mind is filled with rats But our bodies are like lemon and lime I took my girl to the mall And we went to the bathroom Filled her up like a bowling ball Told her "I'll be back soon" I go to FYE I can't believe this shit still exists Stole a Mac Dre CD I made a scene like Fellini My information is intimate My throwedness is infinite Put on my little red cap Now boy I'm straight whipping it Straight trippin Like tipsy hoes in high heels This bitch want a sugar daddy But she only getting happy meals Bag rippin I can sense her disappointment It's your own fault Count your lucky stars for your employment My enjoyment Consists blowing on dody I play a Cm9 Like Adrian Brody

  • @hxzxrdmane
    @hxzxrdmane ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo this tuff 🔥

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    I love a fucking hooded rat That's a fact I get to wooing on these hoes With some dody and a six pack Crackin on a Tuesday I just found a new way to stay up all night And lose weight I haven't slept in two days The blue jays Chirpin It ain't pig Latin when I shout out "Uday" She says my raps are ornate I say "your grammar is great" I played for Charlie Parker He said "your grammar is fantastic" Put a grammer on the plate Joints thick like milkshakes When it comes to sharing kush I'm a cheapskate Gold from head to toe Like the dude from Ninja Scroll Cast me in the ocean and You know I ain't floating You smoking with a pro So chokin is verboten Talk shit from Santa Fe All the way to Hoboken I'm a Kat, you're a Robin, G I'm in the shit, you do comedy Breakin boys off on the daily Is my policy Waking up Yawnin like it hasn't been a century 123 I count all the corpses lying next to me Plain to see My daddy did B&E's back in the 70's Tinder bitches want a meal I buy a bag of Pedigree Yea them boys get buck on Kittyhawk I don't know what they're doing So i just keep on cruising Keep on bruising these boys till they turn blue like mushrooms Make em squeal Till they sound like they're covering Rush tunes I before E Unless I'm chillin with Nelly We parlay, that boy say His screens fell, watching Belly! I don't kiss and tell But if I did, I'd have nothing to say Bitch you do the math Take a Dada on a date

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got that Killa Whales Vibe

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if they'd let you bring that keyboard into the casino. Regardless let's go run that shit

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shits real OOOOOMPHY

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    These boys sit down when they pee Ya boy got Daggers for teeth Rats and spiders I eat I mix em with pigs feet Dody so dank the pH of the room change Open the jar My ears ringing like the plug threw a flashbang My spirit looks just like Henry Darger's apartment My brain doing the waltz On methamphetamine salts I'm blowing Plant matter I don't dab shatter I put an end to the chatter When she blew out my Brain matter I want a bitch with eyeballs Made of spider eggs She a satyrist But she don't got goat legs Every time I meet a Satanist I'm laughing my ass off You like a diet version Of them 93 jack offs PGR nuggets Kill bags in my luggage I don't have a budget If you bout it, then tug it I'm red pill reminiscing On TH-cam plus Starched Dickies start to creak Mars must be on the cusp It's the Dada Cricket A couple call me Von Ron A couple girls call me Daddy They from Azerbaijan They ask me how I got so trill And I knew the question before they even asked it Like they wrote it in spanish I want a frizzy haired bopper In some denim that is stacked Hit it then I head home Like Chow Yun-Fat I'm not head over heels but I'll put my head over your heels When I fold you like a pretzel You'll get into your feels Heels over your head I'm pedantic as fuck I gotta teach em a lesson I'm magnetized to the trunk Magnetized to the funk I think my soul signed a contract Smokin on skunk I blow it right in your contacts

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus Christ dude. The vernacular and articulation is absurd

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    Linalool on my breath I can make my eyes black I got an SP101 Cockin back a 5 pack Trace a pentagram On your body Like Crowley I'm Smokin Maui It makes me a smart guy like Mowry Puff my cheeks out like Louis When I'm strong arming doobies I'm a greedy motherfucker You should see me at the Luby's Forcing ghosts outta bodies Uppin the ante's my hobby Calvin Klein on her body Keeping tabs in the lobby Yams stuck in denim Oggling her tongue and her frenum Uvula swinging, up in her yoni my lingam I don't fuck with the captain When the moon is still waxing I come dine like it's 3am And the cocaine is taxing My nervous system reacting While I'm Corolla relaxing Roll a blunt as I'm faxing A new verse to Bill Paxton I ain't a nobody But I am who I hang with If you ain't a whore You get ignored like a lame bitch I'm smoking GMO nuggets I call em garlic knots I got a throwed cerebellum Playing PS2 Hotshots I call it pot like an old man Dody smell like Jovan Cop 6 8ths like Chopin I'm in Spokane My contemporaries suck They phone it in cuz they boring I say "Fuck you" and Then it's back off to snoring Why do I need glasses To see the bullshit clearer? Splash my face, take a shave I see wasps in the mirror I hear folks screaming "llegate!" Jammin music in the distance I get jealous, thinking I would love a Cuban mistress I keep it moving like army brats These bitches filthy like yoga mats Slice you up with such precision You thought I was using V.A.T.S. Gucci frames on my brain So I can see through the panes I'm so fly I could talk horsepower Out a mustang Boys got bravado Thinking they the big gallo I weave some nouns and a verb Till they shaking like vibrato

  • @EnviroDouglas
    @EnviroDouglas ปีที่แล้ว

    I too am troubled by this 😢

  • @hobbitjaffa
    @hobbitjaffa ปีที่แล้ว

    13 attempts later lol

  • @mikehoffman2322
    @mikehoffman2322 ปีที่แล้ว

    7

  • @weinerdogirl
    @weinerdogirl ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m pooping rn just thought you should know

    • @BigDadaCricket
      @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

      That's some fly information.

    • @hobbitjaffa
      @hobbitjaffa ปีที่แล้ว

      Pics or it didn’t happen

  • @A_Draws_Stuff
    @A_Draws_Stuff ปีที่แล้ว

    7

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is obnoxiously well put together

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    That bass is fucking huuuuge. I love it

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trill dude...

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    Вы читаете рэп о деньгах под залог Я читаю рэп о комиссариате Я справляюсь с 7 8th, как будто я Том Sawyer Getty выдуть куш из моих ноздрей об окаменелостях в Гизе Beta Myrcene На миндалинах обжигается текилой Выдуваю печенье из моей гортани Я чувствую вкус обоих родителей Я курю GMO Весь мой дом пахнет хорьками Выдуй немного из моей чакры теперь я говорю как подростки из Твиттера Я проклинаю кассира с полным ртом фасоли Я рублю, я не помою, когда дело доходит до этих тел Майкл Уоттс ударил меня Сказал, что одобряет мое хобби "Я ценю это" Он сказал: «Я тебе сейчас перезвоню» Я вешаю трубку у Харди И скажи моей девушке: «Вздремни». Взорвите немного вишневой цедры В глазах бегают, как бойцовая рыбка I make her buy me everything Like I'm a kid from Make a Wish I talk so much clave I think in 2s and 3s You in the Mojave While I drip like agave I drip like sorority noses Doin 50/50s on you know whats I'm playing 50/50 Twin At Pizza Hut I was knighted at midnight So they call me Sir Dada And my corona shine bright That's why they call me cerveza Я не пытаюсь быть мастером слов Я бы предпочел оставить это диатоническим Она хромая наркоманка Она дует в трубы, и я не вру Я плачу по счетам, как Моника На некоторых колонках это Yamaha. Я выплевываю сверху последовательность трелей, как ермолку. Name my baby Xaphan Он шумит в колыбели Мы в доме в небе И атмосфера роковая я могу сочинить Когда я вдали от Корга Так что прошу прощения, если 9 раз из 10 мне скучно Джейсон - сексуальный демон Если ты трахаешься, то ты мертв Это линия, которую я кормлю их каждый раз я хочу получить голову я сигарета Наличие человеческого опыта «Это не так глубоко» Но это настолько серьезно

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    I trace a square, fool Hand it to you, it's a self portrait I'm ballin like them boys on rectangles I'm important I don't get extorted That precludes me having company I don't gotta act nice I exude discomfort, G God as my witness, cousin I'm stacking bodies by the dozen God as my witness, I threw 3 sixes Paranoia buzzin It's the crocodile soul villain Shadows on the ground Mean I'm floating in the air Straight death bound Yea I can get it cracking like crab legs For my crustaceans Stationed in Fox Lake Salivating Every time I write a few baaars I'm a naaarcissist Pythagoras is my pharmacist My eyes dotted like 8th notes As my brain do the rumba Guaguanco,I am throwed Ya tu sabes que chupas This girl repeat herself like the Lotus Sutra I'm getting hella bored Here's my impression of Casper I get the fuck outta Dodge In my fuck ass Corolla I'm in my element now With a Taurus that's chola Sometimes I get sleepy And have dreams that get creepy I'm hypnogogic jerkin Red and blue lights blinking Thought I saw a flash through the Skin of my eyelids But I take a look around and it's Black like dice pips Nice lips Make em purse Baby let me coach you Vermin scatter like cockroaches Cuz light is my virtue My friend, I won't desert you It just won't always be sweet I always try to keep my cool But I've succumbed to the heat I'm so glad we're all connected And have smoothed out everything Now there's no difference Nothing shine, nothing gleam I talk so much shit I contracted halitosis Black goo leaks out my mouth Like spent blunt roaches Red lions, green dragons I don't get it Yet I still feel like I'm Paying the price of admission

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laughing My Dick Inwards SideEyedWays

  • @TronJuan92
    @TronJuan92 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMDIS

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    Hit up Tron baby The chances 50/50 50/50 Twin playin I can roll a spliff in a jiffy Wrote a genius bar Now my lady crying blames it on the onions but I know this bitch is lying I use a roach as a crutch Strictly for the irony We should go dutch I come in clutch with the clean tut Rotate all my shapes As I pass through the gate It's the Dada Cricket Hoes whining like crushed grapes Back in '03 Alternate version of me Breakin boys off In a Coup d'V Acres Home All the way to Nacogdoches I done pop my trunk And turned them boys to cockroaches Fifth wheel faint While I make use of electronics They buzzing like a wasp While I punch in the data I'm selling pi eighths If you read it, it's funny If you don't, I give you crumbs While you give me your money I want the retro blueberry If you were there then you know If you weren't then I'm sorry And that's just how it goes Como se va Dale mami y tu jefa Llamame papa Blunts to my head like chancletas My patience tends to be short Like Aztecas I don't shave sometimes My face fuzzy like fresas Holy moly On the porch like an anole She tear on my suit Then I fill her up like cannoli I'm different kinda whore The Bishop told me so I just bought a backwood And filled that bitch up with Oreoz Mix in a bit of dosidos We call that a salad I just copped 6 8ths Like I wrote a fucking ballad Now I'm stomping on squares like I'm playing hopscotch My impression of Saturn: I take a look at my watch I announce 'arivvederci' To the devils that are tryna hurt me I'm a cold case They making copies like Kirby I wanna hear the lock click Leave me alone After I beat up the box Like I'm playing cajon Austin B in my phone Austin A don't get action Tron Baby Two-Phones He answers both while relaxing My body of symbols is girthy Like John Madden Screens fall in the Black Lodge And I'm watching Aladdin I heard you watched a TH-cam video Man that's crazy Gold into fugazi The entropy is amazing Direct a scene like Raimi I'm a spider at the Macy's I smell a few Versaces But they reekin like ambroxan Your personality is cancer That was born in July Dada got 5 eyes Resin ring outlines the circumference Of my purchase You Shoulda bought some peach rings Cuz that dody is worthless I'm surrounded by dummies From straight up stupid to scummy I'm surrounded evil And it puts a weight in my tummy My coffin smells like chrysanthemum Death is my catalyst Not a day goes by Where I don't miss my amethyst I'd trade it for the baddest bitch "Oh, Casey, would you?" Motherfuckers count your blessings I don't practice voodoo I feel like Bob choking Laura out I feel like Buk kicking Linda off the couch Black goo leaks out my mouth I came from the North But I reside in the South My spirit made the same move Now I'm fucked like Faust

  • @BigDadaCricket
    @BigDadaCricket ปีที่แล้ว

    Love me some Runtz But ya boy don't got a sweet tooth Alpha-Pinene laden breath Foggin up the peep booth Tattoo it on your chest So you don't forget it This ain't Momento But still, my flow should be minted Chuck said all writing should be electric Bim Bim Bim I spit a few bars They realize that I'm Him I tend to stay slim On account of fire and brimstone Burning up my calories My survival is a masterpiece These boys talk shit Till they teeth turn rotten But they sweet like candy And soft like cotton Talkin to these dummies Is like flipping thru the Sunday funnies You some Toy Story bullies Bad news-- I'm Ted Bundy Now you're big fucked Pluto-Mars conjunct Stab your face till it's dust Till the knife starts to rust Now I'm thinking like VALIS My mind a palace for violence Michael tried to save me But told God he needed new clients It's the lonely Cricket Tell me secrets, that's the ticket In the house where I kick it I spit till my teeth chippin Outside: community college math professor Inside: imma ultra heinous crime confessor Now I'm hanging like Chester Not a wood wheel molester But light shine from my mouth So Tron calls me Uncle Fester I like black shirts and blue denim Big hair Cholas get me bricked up There's Minecraft joke there Somewhere But I can't seem to pay attention If you could feel what I felt You'd admire the tension I come from the tradition Of hatred and dissonance Your attempt to escape Can't exceed my reconnaissance It's the big hawk You see the black triangle On the ground Do the math I swoop in without a sound You thought you heard some Feathers ruffle in the kerfuffle I'm flying off with your baby Cuz I find her sweet like a truffle I like the glasses that they wear Make em look like a beetle My reflection in her shades As she gaze at the steeple My soul a gargoyle With some argyle socks Adorned with some grackles 4 on the floor like rock I thought he said Ciroc But I guess he said "some rock" My ruffled tuxedo shirt Gold dust on my eyelids.... Now I'm zapped like Roger I'm in the Hall with some Oates Whether it's a horse or a goat The image is apropos I take my bic and I flick it When I'm smoking the chicken These GMO crosses Put my dick in remission I tend to smoke when I'm dipping While Nicorette strips ripping Nicotine patch on my back I do all this while I'm sippin Cue the Remix to Ignition Cuz your boy bout to flow Your girlfriend told me I was in her dream That's all you should know At midnight I blow To fulfill the ritual I feel the smoke expand I'm a throwed individual Dale putasos If that joto acts macho Dale jalapenos Cuz he cheesy like nachos I'm the boy with the brazos Blow kush out my nostrils They pussy like gatos I push it right past they tonsils I can chop a rug Like Mike Watts choppin Slim Thug Choppin up a nug moon rocks fuck the grinder up It's ya daddy on Tuesday On the daily Can't remember que me fumé It's getting crazy I should tattoo it on my body So I don't forget it But I got 12 hobbies And that's death to reminiscing Little River Band playing on the PA It fucks up my day like a good D.A. -DA Cricket I should remain anonymous Cuz they couldn't handle it If they found out I was Hieronymus But I'm really Paul Menard Some charred verbs I'm slangin I hope you're good with Google Cuz you probably don't know what I'm saying It's the ultra elitist Golden Dawn bitches want my penis Pull up to the house where I kick it In a shit fuck Prius I'm so throwed My flow a la mode I'm a snake like Solidus Venomous like black toads Sweatin like Bernie Mac Cuz I put in work Smoke a pack of Mac 1 Put my dick in the dirt Down talking boring hoes Make me berserk I feel like Bruce Banner I'm bout to need a new shirt You bout to need a new job I'll take your corn off the cob It's gon be hard flipping burgers Working with 2 knobs Dada Cricket Tricks are for pimps Now they walk with a limp Simply because what pass through my lips My persona is a diamond --Cold, hard and brilliant Ticks try to do their job But my skin is resilient Through the jeans I see panties That's my Scorpio Moon She takes a look at her watch She knows Saturn's coming home soon A hundred thousand crabs died Just for my breakfast Pure profit, no overhead When I give her the pearl necklace Throwing 6's every day as if it meant something It's Von Ronny baby I can get your heart thumping I can make your heart stop I'm the new shock jock I'm so Stern to these bitches Talk em out of their crop top Eye em like a cyclops But these bitches myopic My thoughts Tuetonic But my expressions are Brahmic I combine the two cuz One and one makes three Let's triangulate Shout out to little John and them And big Mac hanging round lake Shout out to little Nocky B For you, you know my love is for free Been in the state for 5 minutes And I'm already smoking on jealousy Gave this goblin attention And she straight hob knobbed Go ahead and get pissed You can't key a car with a fob Get lost ya dork Throwed shit I am channeling All your wits and your talent, kid Fill up half a ramekin Off putting to these hoes Cuz I don't care if I slam it in My mind is a masterpiece And I'm throwed like a javelin I don't use cruise control Cuz I like to be in charge Swinging back and forth Lane to lane My car look like a barge Geto Boys' Assassins play as I Put on the glasses My thoughts slow like molasses Cuz I been tippin the chalice I go batshit crazy On the cats that try to play me I get real fucking nervous when they Don't stop gazing I am what I eat On the streets they call me Spiderman I'm smoking Narcan Pass me my lighter man You should make like an Eddie Vedder fan And find a better man You should hit up ya boy I made some room in the trash can Had a square from Tinder hit my Apartment on Parmer Had to hide the tarot cards so I Wouldn't alarm her Couldn't tell her ash Is a part of my life Whether I'm burning tobacco Weed or what's left of my insides