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That cut to Armando's anxious face expecting Chris to come out with something even worse. Perfection.

Tuck your arse in. 😂

In English she had a nice, clear, sultry speaking voice (in Dutch it was less noticable because of a clear Amsterdam accent). This way she can read the entire phone book for me. Nowadays it's more gritty, for example in TOTP Story of 1993 (2022). I guess it's due to illness in the past.

4:13 you can hear him crack up a bit

Ok let’s crystallise

Pure comedy genius 😂😂😂😂😂

V vague memories of these. Was there one where he calls his mum from a phone box? No idea why that's in my head. If it even happened.

"Smiling Jappy people nourished" is just sublime.

I feel my huge moustache nodding with the rest of my head while listening to this heartbreaking story.

Back when they both were funny

The funniest thing of all is that some people don't realise the Tories and labour are exactly the same party and both equally don't give a sh*t about you.

This is the NEWSS!!!...God I wish it wasn't!

50p

We've all done it.

When was the original air date? Never heard this before, cheers

Nice one Neil!

[Silence] "...Right"

Bear in mind also that the song she was promoting was called "Better the devil you know", which sets up that end gag. The reference to "rebel MP's" at the start sees Wayne getting confused with Rebel MC.

Are the planes sniffing at the building?

My arse just sweated, and it tickles!

Man found in applause says small chair

Actually better than anything the Pixies have done since reforming.

RIP Benny Harvey

The meat and spunk of the show

This ia the funniest man whos ever walked the earth - the eggs, i try and do this to mongs in the asda or some dickhead in a drive thru

Natural horn 😂😂😂

That Glenn Gould bit is greatm given that those are pretty much the noises he makes playing the Goldberg Variations.

Derek The Dullard spent years in development hell before it finally emerged as Death Stranding (2019)

I love how these stories always end with someone being pierced by a spear of frozen urine. It reminds me of the old pants shitting stories on the something awful forums.

Cross between Michael Hutchinson and Adam Driver

Obnoxious interviewer. Very nasty.

Wanted see him a few years ago but it was sold out. Very talented singer. Saw his granddaughter, Olivia Valli in Wicked in Durham NC, she is just as talented.

Michael by Prefab Sprout

Hide in a bush!

The radio 1 version was "I began to question my beliefs fundamentally when The Lord started rubbing himself in an impure way, but I lost my faith completely when he shoved the sun up his arse". This is much better than "farted on my balls" for me. Perhaps because I became familiar with the radio version first. It featured as the very last piece on the 1994 Boxing Day edition of the R1 show.

I work in the airline industry. I guarantee this isn't the dumbest customer she spoke to that day.

27:13 Melon atrocities and dog bouncing. I lost it

This is so fkn good

Chronic the drug wasp 😂

I suppose we take it for granted...but is it?

4:15 p.m. on the bus i seen Stewart Lee eating a sausage from greggs, he looked depressed. 7:45 p.m. travelling home i seen Stewart Lee walk out of costa coffee muttering something about cheese baps, he looked really depressed. But he's lost a lot of weight!

‘My husband is a schizo and he keeps beating himself up over it’

😂

the bad sentences

I’m in love with Philolema Cunk. Marry me but you can’t break character…. Deal ?

Is THAT her mate Paul?

Stewart Lee has been awfully quiet since this dropped

2:10 😆🤣

Anyone else spent decades wanting to say in a group discussion "If the printed word is to have any meaning, it must come from the very edge of fukki-bum-booboo"?

He has turned into The Male Online from Viz