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So a POW on two dice is 11/36... slightly less than 1/3. On the other hand... skull+both down is only 2/36, and you roll those ALL THE TIME

Underworld can be a surprisingly silly bash team, as everyone has mutation access.

I’m still baffled that this team got a thrower before apothecary and any catchers….it has really taken the odds down. Watch Mispelled Tree playing woodies, apo and catchers är priority one to get

Big guys in BB are dumb, they should take up 4 squares of space

14:40 I feel the need to push up my glasses and say "Actually..." x) The chance of the event "Rolling at least one Pow-Block on a 2D6" is NOT 1/3 The last time I had to learn that stuff was over 11 years ago, but I'm still pretty sure it's 11/36 36 being the total amount of possible combinations and 11 being the number of combinations containing 1 or more pow-blocks

I'd like to see dwarves for next season.

To the next one

Going back to BB2? C'mon Ogres!!!

I realllllly wanna know how much time the tree has spent on the ground this season. Cause I feel like it’s the vast majority of

if you're looking for ideas for your next blood bowl team maybe you could do luck themed things (four leaf clover, knock on wood, salt over shoulder etc.) or alternatively bad luck themed things-maybe this could somehow appease Nuffle and counter the karmic curse placed on your rolls

once again Crendor if u had a team doctor on hand...you may have saved the wardancer from death....

@Crendor well at least you didn't end the season as the bottom team as dwarves.😢

38:00 Impressively bad luck.

At least you won't have to worry about replacing that wardancer 😅

Final! Gosh! Spoilers Crendor!

Told you to sell that wardancer last week 😆 it was his destiny

I think this accidental pass sorta destroys the "it's like tabletop!" excuse for having to declare passes. You know what doesn't happen in tabletop? Accidentally passing to other players because you forgot to undeclare a pass.

just kicked the shit outta him

Blood! Bowl! Blood Bowl! Blood Bowl! Blood? Bowl.

Setting a Wardancer up to be seriously hurt for no reason, classic :)

49:48 Okay but why is the text saying what to do so far from the relevant UI? It should be right besides the action, not way up top of the screen. This stuff is why 3 is so frustrating compared to 2

man with the slight boom in 40k from space marine 2, I could only wish blood bowl 2 had a sequel that wasnt a downgrade for all the new people interested

I like BB3's random skill system. When I was younger I used to obsess over min-maxing and power-leveling in games but now I like doing weird shit for fun. Randomizing skills makes things a little more interesting and forces you to improvise. Or completely screws you over, either way it's fun lol.

What happened to week 4?

Let's go

BOO YAH BLOOD BOWL!

Sneaky git wardancer, you gotta love it :)

Still, wood elf catchers are really good players and Crendor has 0....gotta love it :)

You’re very entertaining to watch….especially the amount of 1s you roll :)

Those custom dice are really difficult to read. I disapprove tremendously.

Fair play to the opponents, they really came back in the second half, you have to hand it to them

"who failed earlier and passed it to the enemy" No, that wasn't Bunny Hops. That was you, Crendor.

Sorry Crendor, but I've gotta root for the Ditkas.

Bunny Hops saw a Ditka and got confused.

A team with just ditkas?!!! Oh boy... This is gonna be a long game

It is 7:06 in the morning on Labor day and I'll have a beer with you. Blood Bowl and beer is a good start to the Labor Day. 🎉

Fire war dancer and buy a new one that skill was straight garbage

That pass was already a bit of a greed play, 3 dies on skinks or score don't blitz with the carrier sude

Wood elf catchers är good players as well, would prefer them to thrower when building the team in the beginning

I think I'd rather watch the goblin trainwreck of a team than this one. At least that wasn't in BB3.

I was shouting in my head for you to send at least one player downfield in turn 15 before you tried to push it.

Doctors should use Blood Bowl for stress tests instead of a treadmill.

"I don't even care! Nuffle sucks. Nuffle's the dumbest person that exists. What's he going to do give me worse rolls than I already have? Alright no! He can't do it!" -Crendor 2022

Life is pain

@Crendor Well, think of it this way at least you are not at the bottom of the leaderboard as dwarves because the dice hate you.

Oh, and next recruit could be "Pinot Pelican".

"But Crendor... it's only a one in thirty-six chance that you roll double ones on a dodge roll." I don't think anyone is reading my attempts to make up for BB3s lack of a dice log, so this may be the last time, and I only tracked block dice today. Crendor rolled: 14 skull, 9 both down, 21 push, 7 stumble, 13 pow and used: 1 both down (with block), 10 push, 6 stumble, 12 pow Opponent rolled: 14 skull, 10 both down, 34 push, 9 stumble, 14 pow and used 4 both down (2 with block), 8 push, 7 stumble, 14 pow So while he rolled 50% more push dice, he had to use fewer of them, and got more stumbles and pows (especially against the blodge wardancer) Crendor knocked his opponent down 18 times and broke armor 10 of those (pretty good!) for 3 stuns, 3 KOs, 3 Injuries, and one DEATH Your opponent knocked you down 24 times, and broke armor 11 times for 6 stuns, 4 KOs, and an injury. The armor dice were on our side at least, which is good because we got hit so much... I didn't track dodge or go for it rolls this time, but your dice were terrible. For what it's worth I agree with you and count rerolled dice in the statistics. If you fail a dodge, reroll, and fail again, you're 0 for 2 on dodge ROLLS, even though you're only 0 for 1 on dodge ATTEMPTS.

*Rolls a one attempting to wipe my ass.* "Shit."

Allergic to leaping 😁

This is like caves of qud you enjoy the misery and cheer for success