John “Jack” Gaskell
John “Jack” Gaskell
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Jokes of the Week
“Pe’Pā’ Best Jokes”
will be available soon in three volumes on Amazon Books and Amazon Kindle.
Pe’Pā’ (Jack) has chosen to publish here, the best of the jokes he has heard, perfected, and compiled over eighty years of laughing and telling jokes.
I’ve liked telling jokes since I was a youth. I guess, basically, I like making people laugh.
I have tried to make volumes 1 & 2 of this book G-rated. Although I like a good dirty joke, I’ve resisted including them here, except for the ones that would likely go over the heads of our younger generation. I have also tried to eliminated any jokes that might be considered racist.
Volume 3 is my best dirty jokes. Obviously, do not leave it where children might find it.
Start each day with laughter by reading a few of these jokes and see how the smile on your face becomes contagious.
I hope that you enjoy all three volumes.
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ELECTROCUTION Case Study
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Near the completion of the project, he was attaching the 10-foot metal edge strips on the front of the building. As he was nailing a strip to the edge, he saw another strip start to blow off the roof and reached out to grab it. In doing so, he extended it out into contact with a 25,000 volt distribution line. Current flowed through the metal edge strip, through his right hand, through Ozzie, th...
FORENSIC ENGINEERING ON LINE COURSE
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It is also important to have knowledge and qualifications in the engineering specialty involved in the particular case at hand. For example, if the issue is lighting or illumination, experience in lighting design and membership in the Illuminating Engineering Society of North America (IES) would be helpful. It’s best to stick to your general area of expertise. If you are an electrical engineer,...
ENGINEERING EXPERT WITNESS - Do you have What it takes
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To be an “engineering expert,” you will usually need an engineering degree and a license as a professional engineer. In addition, being a member of NAFE is a big help in being selected and in assuring acceptance as an expert in court. It is also important to have knowledge and qualifications in the engineering specialty involved in the particular case at hand.
Do you want to become a FORENSIC ENGINEER Autosaved
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My name is Jack Gaskell and I am a retired Consulting Engineer. I undertook many assignments as a “Forensic Engineer”, serving the legal profession - investigating accidents, failures, fires, explosions, errors, and electrocutions. My assignments often included writing reports and testifying in courts of law as an “Expert Witness”.
BEST GRADUATION GIFT FOR ENGINEERS
มุมมอง 1934 ปีที่แล้ว
I am an electrical engineer. I started my own consulting engineering practice on my 29th birthday and we grew from a one man shop to the largest electrical engineering firm in Rhode Island. Your engineer (of any discipline) can have his own private practice within six (6) years of graduation with his/her determination and your advice.
Become a CONSULTING ENGINEER Video
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“Consulting engineers are individuals who, because of training in one or more engineering specialties, are licensed professional engineers in private practice. They serve private and public clients in ways ranging from brief consultations to complete design and coordination of projects. They are often the technical liaison between architects, process specialists, contractors, suppliers and the ...
FORENSIC ENGINEER'S TRIAL PREPERATION
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Litigation consulting is interesting, challenging, and profitable. If trial preparation interests you, I recommend adding “Forensic Engineering” to your practice as a consulting engineer.
Gifts For Engineers
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I am a Retired Professional Engineer, and have authored three consulting engineering books: ‘The “Complete Guide” to CONSULTING ENGINEERING’; The CONSULTING ENGINEER’S “Guidebook”; The “Outline Guide” to CONSULTING ENGINEERING.
YOUR OWN ENGINEERING PRACTICE WITHIN - 6 Yrs. of Graduation
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Surprisingly this is a realistic goal. Find out the step-by-step roadmap at TheEngineersResource.com. When I graduated with a BS in engineering, I was a no-body. I had no connections and had never seen the inside of a country club. But, I was savvy enough to know that I needed to make contacts and get known. I had my own full time private practice in less than 5 years.
FINEST SALES & MARKETING BOOK
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I have recently written a new Marketing book: ‘The ‘”Smart Guide” to MARKETING’, that was released on June 1st. www.TheEngineersResource.com/shop. Some readers have said that it is the “FINEST SALES & MARKETING BOOK” ever - You be the judge.
BEST SALES & MARKETING BOOK YouTube Video
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I have recently written a new Marketing book: ‘The ‘”Smart Guide” to MARKETING’, that was released on June 1st. It is presently on sale at the Kindle Store on Amazon. Both the paperback & hardcover (Case Laminated) versions are available from my website: www.TheEngineersResource.com/shop. Some readers have said that it is the “BEST SALES & MARKETING BOOK” ever - You be the judge.
TOP MARKETING IDEAS YouTube
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Learn what is common to all enterprises, such as: building your reputation, finding and keeping clients/customers, promoting new work/projects, distinguishing yourself with achievements and awards, being selected over your competition, and managing your practice/business profitably.
COMPANY BROCHURE
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Your company brochure is the face of your company. Make it something to make your company stand out from the competition.
SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY
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In 2003, we had a tragedy in Rhode Island. One hundred people perished in a fire at the Station nightclub. This catastrophic event was the impetus for a dramatic overhaul of our state fire code. The most revolutionary thing about this new code was that it was retroactive; the “grandfather clause” did not apply. All existing buildings were required to meet the new code in accordance to a graduat...
Public Speaking Part 2
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Public Speaking Part 2
Start the Job Right YouTube
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Start the Job Right TH-cam
PUBLIC SPEAKING Part 1 YouTube
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PUBLIC SPEAKING Part 1 TH-cam
Become Widely Known
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Become Widely Known
Your Interview How to prepare - DON’T JUST GO TO THE INTERVIEW - PREPARE FOR IT
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Your Interview How to prepare - DON’T JUST GO TO THE INTERVIEW - PREPARE FOR IT
JOB SEARCH How to YouTube
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JOB SEARCH How to TH-cam
Business Disaster Recovery Plan
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Business Disaster Recovery Plan
Become Exceptional
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Become Exceptional
CAREER CHOICE
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CAREER CHOICE
Video Your Disaster Recovery Plan
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Video Your Disaster Recovery Plan
What is Consulting Engineering
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What is Consulting Engineering

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  • @nadyaflavia3229
    @nadyaflavia3229 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Como faço para adquirir os livros ?

  • @samaale885
    @samaale885 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks sir.

  • @erikakristen7066
    @erikakristen7066 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best explanation yet!!

  • @mohamadgohar72
    @mohamadgohar72 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate it

  • @muhammadhussainsafi171
    @muhammadhussainsafi171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    sir can you send the link of your book

  • @david-stewart
    @david-stewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it different from a Consultant Engineer?

  • @Er.Sunil.Pedgaonkar
    @Er.Sunil.Pedgaonkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Consulting Engineer need PE License/CEng(Chartered Engineer) registration/Gov't License irrespective of discipline/nation/state they work in

  • @Er.Sunil.Pedgaonkar
    @Er.Sunil.Pedgaonkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Consulting Engineer require PE License/CEng(Chartered Engineer) registration/ Gov't License irrespective of discipline/nation/state

  • @meshalnafea5200
    @meshalnafea5200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks a lot from Saudi Arabia, Riyadh.

  • @subramanianchenniappan4059
    @subramanianchenniappan4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe your name was mentioned in consulting jumpstart website as a go to expert

  • @matthaiosghanim562
    @matthaiosghanim562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you sir! I am intended to be a consultant engineers and I believe that your books are very valuable.

  • @THEGREAT971
    @THEGREAT971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello sir

  • @haridassharidass4348
    @haridassharidass4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi sir

  • @harryhome86
    @harryhome86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi John how are you? im an engineer recognized by EA, I am from overseas but I have many problems to get a firm job.

  • @alialimjan2406
    @alialimjan2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The website link does not work.

  • @user-zy8pp6fj2g
    @user-zy8pp6fj2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't find the website.

  • @Mototo2050
    @Mototo2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2x 🐢🐢🐢

    • @111_23
      @111_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well good thing you have free will and the ability to play it 2x... quit complaining

  • @عبدالهادي-ع4ق
    @عبدالهادي-ع4ق 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks you professor about your assistance and maitain of student engineer

  • @k4piii
    @k4piii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1.5x

  • @johngaskell7245
    @johngaskell7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This presentation was excerpeted from my online course "Forensic Engineering"/"Expert Witness". To learn more, go to my website "TheEngineersResourse".

  • @johngaskell7245
    @johngaskell7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This presentation was excerpeted from my online course "Forensic Engineering"/"Expert Witness". To learn more, go to my website "TheEngineersResourse".

  • @johngaskell7245
    @johngaskell7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This presentation was excerpeted from my online course "Forensic Engineering"/"Expert Witness". To learn more, go to my website "TheEngineersResourse".

  • @johngaskell7245
    @johngaskell7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This presentation was excerpeted from my online course "Forensic Engineering"/"Expert Witness". To learn more, go to my website "TheEngineersResourse".

  • @johngaskell7245
    @johngaskell7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This presentation was excerpeted from my online course "Forensic Engineering"/"Expert Witness". To learn more, go to my website "TheEngineersResourse".

  • @euanclark5947
    @euanclark5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sadly, I can't buy the books, I live in France 😥. The information the books contain seem to be priceless and I have found no other books talking about the engineer consulting industry.

    • @johngaskell7245
      @johngaskell7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand why you can not buy the book. It is available from my website: www.TheEngineersResource.com.

    • @pobparat8082
      @pobparat8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea I can't too

  • @saadsalman1650
    @saadsalman1650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Going for a consulting engineering interview, this video was very helpful. Thanks Looking forward to reading your book!

  • @TheObelisc10
    @TheObelisc10 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear John, where can I get you book

    • @johngaskell7245
      @johngaskell7245 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go to TheEngineersResource.com and find it in the bookstore.

    • @NapalmNewt
      @NapalmNewt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks John. Your book was excellent