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Blastro 2
United States
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 7 มี.ค. 2016
The alternate channel of Blastro. Here is where I'll post content that doesn't really fit with the rest of my main channel. Enjoy.
Every JoJo OP But Only When There Is A Visible Italian In Frame (UPDATED)
Since Part 6 finished thought I might as well make an updated version including its OPs. Anyway, since Suzi Q is Italian, and she is the grandmother and great grandmother of Jotaro and Jolyne respectively, they are both also Italian. Giorno is the son of Dio (Jonathan), British person and a Japanese woman, meaning he is not Italian. Weather is Pucci's brother, and Pucci is Italian, so Weather is Italian as well. I counted someone's stand as an extension of themself, so for the purposes of this video Star Platinum and Stone Free are Italians.
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Every JoJo OP But Without Any Characters
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Woah, tripple upload! Don't expect this kind of uploading again anytime soon, lol. Anywhom, the alternate title for this video was "Every JoJo OP But Everyone Is Staying At Home Due To Covid-19". Personally, I thought it was too wordy and too... Well, I dunno. Thanks for reading the description. I might make updated versions for this and the other videos should Stone Ocean actually get animated...
Is The G-Man A Nihilanth???
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awful meme. Original Videos: th-cam.com/video/BgYzOLQ8sU8/w-d-xo.html th-cam.com/video/yDhQjmwEdD4/w-d-xo.html
Wayne Reveals What's In The Fridge
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this is awful, i'm sorry Original Videos: th-cam.com/video/cTRuM4Dvlv8/w-d-xo.html th-cam.com/video/36lSzUMBJnc/w-d-xo.html
Every JoJo OP But Only When There Is A Visible Italian In Frame
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For those of you wondering about Jotaro and Giorno... Joseph (100% English) Suzi Q (100% Italian) = Holly (50% English, 50% Italian) Holly Jotaro's Dad (100% Japanese) = Jotaro (50% Japanese, 25% English, 25% Italian) DIO (100% English) Giorno's Mom (100% Japanese) = Giorno (50% English, 50% Japanese)
Every JoJo OP But Without Any Characters Who Live (UPDATED)
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Kept you waiting, huh?
Every Jojo Opening But Read The Description.
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Every Jojo Opening But Every Time Something Manly Happens It Speeds Up But Also Every Time Something Not Manly Or Gay Happens It Slows Down.
2:35 the worlds shits himself
Yeah I gotta be autistic or something
4:34 MY SAVIOUR
Rohan single-handedly brought it back to normal speed
3:41 should have slowed down
but then it means that all caracthers should apear since basically all of them carry some trace of blood from roman empire and it was originated in italy so yes this video idea just got demolished and now it should only be all the oppenings together
Jotaro is Italian??
I do love how part 3 had everything on superspeed and part 4 slowed everything down
Loved how the video was just shitting on Rohan for existing😂
Ah yes Yt algorithm
*part 2’s opening starts to make it slow down a lot* oh so that’s why I like part 2…
2:34 Sounds like a fast wet fart
I was just about to comment why part 5 wasn’t on this but saw “7y ago”
part 4 is the zestiest
Video: Plays normally Video when parents walk in: *rapidly slows to a stop*
2:36 that sounds like a dry fart
Now do the reverse
Oh my god this is the reason why I love this fanbase 😂❤
Video should have stopped dead cold when Joseph's clacker balls touched
2:39 THAT FUCKING WALK KILLS ME
*Rohan shows up* *Video immediately slows noticeably down*
half of it just sounds like goreshit
>Rohan on screen >video screeches to a halt Absolute cinema
Did it just speed up when stroheim did the pose? 💀
The concept and execution of this video are both flawless.
describe manly
I've lerned that part 4 is gayer than part 1+2 are manly combined, and these are the manliest shit I`ve ever seen
not speeding up when Hayato appeared is a crime.
What this video pretty much said was that the Jojo anime fell off and got a lot more gay. Personally Disagree.
No golden wind or stone ocean?
Dude, the video is from 2017
Was Jolyne sped up or slowed down? She’s pretty manly.
Nah when Stroheim did the german salute the video sped up
2:37
Why did David productions hire Alvin and the chipmunks for the Hamon era?
when u forget that Jolyene is 1/2 japanese, 1/2 British and 1/2 itaian , oh also American i think
Star pandejo💪
funny how rohans presence slowed great days 😂
4:22 Back to normal
I get it now, the reason behind Star Platinum's power, it's so fast and strong because of how manly Jotaro is.
rohan: pops up* *E X T R E M E S L O W D O W N*
You see, there are days when we have to thank people who have equipment and are bored at home. that's just like a molang and pewpew fight XD 2:34
2:37 made in heaven sound
noticing the slowdown is hilarious
ХАХАХАХА ДИО НА ТАЙМ СТОПЕ ПЁРНУЛ 2:37
Джотаро чихает,а дио пepдит,круто используют способность
I love that the chest pump that Josuke did single-handedly brought the speed down by like 70%
2:35 is that fart bruh 😭😭😭
1:35 blud's scream
M A D E I N H E A V E N
It should have sped up when koichi was walking with Yukako, if getting a girlfriend ain't manly then what is
NOT IT GET SLOWER THE WHOLE TIME CEASAR IS ON SCREEN… rip to Joseph’s first love 💔