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Turkeys! Turkeys? Who likes turkeys? I like turkeys Oh yeah? Oh yeah! Well, have I got news for you What’s that? I am a turkey I am a turkey I can see you’re quite surprised Man, I can’t believe my eyes! Where’d you come from anyway? Gobble gobble gobble Wow!

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sup. pretty empty here, huh?

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But b...

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Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But b...

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But b...

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But b...

I'm the oldest man on MySpace On the old computer by my rest home bed All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times Everyone in my Top Eight is dead When I see a teenaged girl All made up like a whore It takes me straight back To the second world war But I know she'll never love An old fart like me Which is why I put my age As twenty-three I'm the oldest man on MySpace Wheezing to a My Chemic...

Okay I got an awesome idea for a movie On board, a flight Over the Pacific Ocean An assassin, bent on killing A passenger who's a witness in protective custody Let loose, a crate Full of deadly Snakes, on a plane The captain can't explain why there's Snakes, on a plane Oh yeah Snakes, on a plane They're driving me insane, all these Snakes, on a plane Oh yeah With Samuel L. Jackson

Every time you stifle a sneeze, the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere, often causing a small creature to explode or a chef's hat to fly off into the air La toque blanche. The chef's hat. Why is it shaped like a mushroom cloud? Because they both sure can cook. And why is a mushroom cloud shaped like a mushroom? Not many people know this, but o...

Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies Released her first LP Entitled "Moe Is We" To the private public just the other day Through Cindy's very own label Acrobat Unstable Records But the only chart That it even scratched Was in Cindy’s heart That was barely attached Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies Ain't getting very big In fact, her only gig Was pathetic even though she dreamed it up In fact, it w...

Where'd you go When you were done? I'd like to know What you've become Your biggest fan Awake at dawn I cry, I stand On your front lawn It's plain to see You're scared of me But that's not how it's supposed to be When you're the reason I'm in town And every piece Of mind you put down… Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow? Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now? Bill Watterson...

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Lemon Demon - Funniest (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Space Mission Alpha (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Abraham Lincoln's Head (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Samuel and Rosella (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - The Next Dimension (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Being Alone on Valentines Day (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Stick Stickly (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - White Bread Boyfriend (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers) (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - The Too Much Song (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part Three (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - Deep in the Ocean (REMASTERED)

Lemon Demon - This Hyper World (REMASTERED)