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HSR Acheron: who are you? GI Raiden ei: yea i am you HSR Acheron: just answer the damn question who are you? GI Raiden ei: yes i am you HSR Acheron: oh man fine you GI Raiden ei: yes HSR Acheron:not you her who are you? HI3 Raiden Mei: Me(i) HSR Acheron: yeah you! GI Raiden ei: oh she is me( i ) and i am you HSR Acheron: ayo wtf you! Me! Everybody as s her! GGZ Mei: ?!

Robin is better than ruan for blade even though her atk buff does effect him that much.

Just did a run with him today. My team is is huohuo beside her is blade is must bcz of all aggro located on 1 side, Robin, sparkle.all f2p and sparkle is e1 by luck and it doesn't effect him anyway 😂. Spam robin skill and huohuo skill. Bam 27 cycles. It was a fun team. Huohuo is better in yhis case bcz of i only heal sparkle and robin and keep blade in low hp without dying and proc secret vow.Kinda sad my sampo hitting 100k in skill and 90k dot in same robin team bcz if swan and robin buffs compared to blade. Both my blade abd dot did 27 cycle clear.. blade needs a specific hp buffer . Plz make him meta hoyo

0:22 those dmg boots won't stop until the enemy is 3:30 well dead as hell. Great run btw Jade pls step on me mommy not on them that's not fair

ntm that 23 cycle left .....

my question is simple HOW THE FUCK ARE GETTING THOSE NUMBER WITHOUT SIGN/ PROPER RELIC/ EVEN QUANTUM ENABLER

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Metssatsu GoHado!

Sacrifice yourself to the Satsu no Hado!

Relic farming sucks💀

Real lore jade is just:

Dang how many eff res did you put on her I think at least 99% lol

I lost 50 50 to E1 bronya which is good cuz I got it on 20th pulls. Now I'm guaranteed to get yunli but idk if I really wanna pull her or not

NO ZZZ???👹

Jade: I am the real mommy now Kafka: well and I- Jade: now you are gonna listen to me at least I have a decent follow up attack Kafka: and I have dot Jade:effect res Kafka:you know what you don't have Jade: what a pair of fake glasses Kafka: heh i have a girlfriend unlike you Jade: addicted to coff- Welt:DON'T DARE INSULT HIMEKO LIKE THAT! Jade: what the hell you came from! Kafka: hehe Karma Welt:STAR OF EDEN! the soldier 1: should we stop them Soldier 2 : absolutly no Mommy fight part2

Uh oh, it’s Mommy VS Mommy lol 😂 this’ll be a great debate for people

I loved DV for this literal Burst Looping haha

jade >> firefly, idgaf what others think. mommy

HYPERCARRY JADE IS JUST:

0:49 umm hp?💀 1:15 timing 1:47 that was a good one😊 1:53 oh come on 1 hp even on you guys ( I mean they are tecnically puppets but still 1 hp?!!!) 2:28 timing nothing else 3:29 i can fell the panic over there💀 Anyway awesome run

Zan'nenda... Zan'nenda... Zan'nenda...😵‍💫

sorry but what’s the background music? 😅 it’s so catchy

Even auto this might work

my highest was 620%

Blade: yatta Senti: hey that's my line Fu hua: ok Senti it's better if we go Senti: it is better if you die Blade: well I want to die Dan heng: oh god Blade it is better if we go Senti: and who the hell are you and then why you have fu hua's outfit? Dan heng: what? Fu hua: anyway let's go Senti Dan heng: fine Blade let's just go back to the express Sparkle: eh what the hell he is going back to the express whit you? Blade and Dan heng: nothing Ruan Mei and Pela:.... Anyway YATTA

This is just regular Tuesday with jingliu or firefly

Being Blade in lore be like:

SUS is just SUS

as long as we can break.. anything will be destroyed

Auntie and mom fighting again who raised the trailblazer better again

Hottest characters in HSR. Prefer himeko tho.

Damn i still trying to pass threshold 3

Puppets vs Puppets Who' s gonna win?

Wth? Thats big brain

Himeko: listen- Kafka: no you should listen to me~ attack your allies Himeko: allies it is a solo Kafka: wait why you are not Himeko: effect res Kafka: tch she could been going on a date whit me darn it

Himeko fighting like she was once again fighting with the herrsher of finality

kafka really lost her 50/50 to himeko

Himeko is the queen on everything

2:12 y she doing a double kuru kuru kururing💀

THE DANCE part4 Welt: that mf Jing yuan: right and then does sushang even have the right age? Silverwolf: and wher the hell you came from? Jing yuan: oh just checking out Yanqinq it is his first date Silverwolf: i don't care a f uck Welt: .... Jing yuan: fine then i shouldn't care about the fact that you are only one single. Silverwolf: shut up boomer Topaz: i can't believe i comed whit you Ruan mei: me neither but at least you could been promise me a thingh Topaz: wait wtf hold on girl i comed here just cuz you promised me you won't use Numby as your science experiement Ruan mei: don't let me remember what happened last time Topaz: yeah Dr.ratio whit all the elation blessings and bailu running awa- Jingliu: how dare you insult my Bailu Bailu: emm jingliu we should go now it isn't a big deal Jingliu: you are gonna see the death you and fuking pi- Bailu: ok i think we should go sorry Blade: i never saw Master so angry Dan heng: me neither she kinda scary Blade: not more than when she tortured me Dan heng:..oh i didn't mean to- Blade: no and i also have to apologise to you Dan heng: it isn't such a problem at least now Blade: .... Bailu: oh what is it whit those sad faces we should be happy now Dan heng: yeah i think we should * said that whit a gentle smile * Blade: yeah we should Jingliu: ahaha Balde: what are laughing at? Jingliu: i mean i never saw you smiling like that Blade: sht Jingliu: ( that wasn't in your past life ) So part 4 endend KURU KURU SUPREMACY ( Problably yatta: hey that's my line Fu hua: well i think we should go now Yatta: fr Fu hua: yeah " fr " ).

And then another thingh is it better if i pull for like Black swan i mean from what i heard she going to have her rerun but i would also want to pull for Jiaquoi but i also need a dot caracther since i don't have Kafka and my Sampo and Guinnaifen suck so like is it fine?

KURU-KURU bonks

Herta :D

To increase her dps i recommend adding a water unit to do vaporize

Final lesson but HSR version

I wonder if Bronya know this... 💀

If you make jumps with air attack you can beat bosses faster than 3 times)

Natasha was my first healer until I got huohuo

Why bro decided to go for the worst boss for solo runs

Admit your fellings Jingliu:So, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another? Blade: WOAH! Dan heng: You are way off base, girl! Jingliu: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me! ( talking to Dan heng ) Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack! Dan heng: * about to blow up from shyness and embaressement * (to Blade) And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you Died Blade: * got emotional damage* And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're fighting around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating Lightcone. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY! The original one is actually from stranger things but i modifided a bit and it was also perfectly suited for Dan heng Blade and Jingliu So see ya. Anyway damn, is there anything that you can't solo you are awesome, great run.