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Drew Magness
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 23 เม.ย. 2013
Birds Aren't Real - Drew Magness After-Dinner Speech
This was filmed during the quarterfinals round at the 2018 NCFCA National tournament. This speech advanced to finals and placed 4th Nationally while also winning the Region 4 Regional Championship and the Dallas March Mixer.
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Fantastic satire! What's even funnier is that some people actually believe it.
He’s just asking questions.
It’s just so sad that birds are not real! 😞😢😞 I guess all bird seed might come to an end!
Biden voters, all in a room
Dear Sir, I hail from R9 and I just wanted to let you know that your speech is still talked about today. You are an absolute legend. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Love this guy. Love the brilliance of his Birds Aren't Real program. So much so that I had to have some merchandise, and I proudly wear it all. It sparks a lot of conversation, so I recommend giving it a try.
The earth is flat. You can't go past the firmament
that was well done
So many stupid and dumb people
brilliant and without a script in front of him. he makes some good points and what is up with birdsong, its a code the drones use to conspire against us we can't understand it, or is it also sending subliminal messages to our brains.
Do you cite the original creator?
The cats know.
Why would the government want to watch every citizen? Most people are not special. This is moronic!
8:26 welcome back to plato's cave.
I’m not saying I believe it, but tbh I wouldn’t be surprised at all.
legend.
The NYT brought me here.
Unfortunately some people by their comments, don't understand the point being made “Birds Aren't Real”
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Que pendejada mas grande
The truth is always wrapped up with lies and disinformation. If a group of people are fighting for something that sounds crazy then it is likely got some truth
. . . or not
Region 4 is the best, honestly. we produce legends like this iconic man here. #R4forever
What did he say at 8:14 and 9:21
This is Gold .
This is the absolute best speech I’ve ever heard and no one can change my mind!
Everyone laughing "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" 😑
The truth is always crazy in n world full of lies this bro is telling the truth now they laugh and make it seems like its a joke but I repect this bro for being awake
This is what happens when you believe common knowledge is fake
This is what happens when you believe common knowledge is fake
Hence the term birds eye view
Why is everyone laughing? I wasn't laughing when I was attacked by a Turkey X500!
There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
I can't even here the guy with all the laughing
This guy is joking right lol
nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
Wait... What 🤔🤔🤔???!
There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
My cat kills birds for thrills and the small birds try to attack him i think my cat knows who fake and whos real
Those drones are filled with simulated biological fluid.... They're provided to give the appearance of actual birds being killed naturally.... Your cat may even drop "a dead bird" inside your home.... It's still recording....
nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
You're cat will chase anything that flops around and gets caught
People go dove hunter every year and eat that stuff with warms and all
@@mrpepperidgefarms your being controlled to think that by some twilight zone show birds like to nest and buck eachother alot and poop all day and eat all day you are under some kind of mind control by the government all ready they got you all paranoid.
Laugh all you want.. Government is a evil entity... Just like they want everybody to be vaccinated.. with their luciferian poison jab... They can do this to the birds they'll do it to humans!! Get all your laughs in.. cuz this s*** is becoming more real..
So what about the hawks that fly around hunting birds? I see birds flying from tree to tree avoiding the hawks. But then again this means the hawks are drones too so drones hunting drones destroying government money? I do believe there are bird drones.....absolutely. the part where I get off is when they say all birds are drones and.....I disagree...
the hawks are different governments trying to take other governments down 😌
The laughing makes it hard to hear and most of it sound fake or forced.
its in a speech competition room- he cant really force it or fake it
Earth is flat!
Do yall know how many fucking birds I've killed as a kid with bb guns . I swear people are crazy yo
Those drones are filled with simulated biological fluid and provided to simulate actual bird death.... The same drones are "killed" by your cat and brought into your home..... They're still recording nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
It’s when people actually start believing it we know we’re in trouble
Birds are real!!!
nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES
What the heck is wrong with the audience they sound like robots themselves
This’s more ridiculous than flat earth.
nope.... There are robotic bird drones doing surveillance.... The last actual organic bird on planet earth died in captivity over a decade ago.... All birds are remote operated drones.... Some are rigged up with different attack capabilities.... Some have a thermite core.... Some have C4.... Some carry 7/7 & VX nerve gas.... Some have a ricin bb shooter.... Some have eyes that are used for Lazer painting IF IT FLIES IT SPIES