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Nah I prefer blood mist

super lazer piss!!!

The thing is... this wand is actually mid...

That wand is weak

but can it shoot the sun?

If this my wand, I die in the lava at 0:47 bc that how I die

never call me a racoon. EVER.

Ultra Mega Death Lazer

apprentice wizard makes a worse than average rapid fire wand and belives himslef a god

Can confirm. I use queen slime up until moon lord. I beat the duke with the horseman blade-terra blade combo pre-pillars

Does it still works in 2024?

Gonna sub and help out the sub ratio lol. Definitely gonna come here for further help for sure though. I heard uzi was good so I got that, wasn't on your list though so I'm wondering if I should farm something else now. Edit.....just got the (best mount in the game..... It can't fly

Peasant slop compared to what can be crafted with true alchemical study!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

this was amazing

I remember I had a wand like this except it was multiples of that laxer weapon and for some reason when I shot it the environment around me just collapsed. I shot it in a temple and the whole thing collapsed and angered the gods. I was surprised because I didn’t think it would do that. I swear all I had were this lazers and the map around me would crumble no matter what direction I shot.

1 day I will finally get a good run 😭💀

The recoil 😂

I had a similar wand but with the green missiles. It was INSANE. And fairly safe when careful

babbys first infinilaser. try luminous drill with increase lifetime or the longer lived spells perk. its the difference between GI joe lasers and Gundam beam rifles.

i wouldn't call that a godlike wand, since you have to wedge yourself on a corner and aim at the enemies to kill them

*The Gods are Afraid*

ping-pong, mana decrease, drilling light

This is what I love about this game you make a cracked wand feel like god and feel like you broke the game then you try going somewhere where you think the devs might not have intended for you to go but ur always wrong and then you get murdered by some even more cracked shit

fine, i'll download noita.

My favorite wand i've crafted so far is quite simple really. Teleport projectile + rock Even better with infinite spells perk. Its such an overpowered wand. Kills almost anything in hilarious physica fashion. Sticks around perminantly as a trap. Fitting that run i died because i accidently steped into polymorph potion and was next to one of my rocks. The betrayal!

Can u actually clap cups with him 😂

thank god i dont have to enter hardmode for old one' army. awesome video

nice, I once somehow got to a wand that had two damage boosts seeking double range spell with a single Plasmabeam cross.... it was brutal, it dealt THOUSANDS of damage in literal Milliseconds. The Boss died before it could get the first attack out... and that was how I got my first win... lol

Well, good luck pick up 2 mana and fast reload in snowlands

"hippity hoppity..."

And than random explosion instantly kills you

People always get upset about people cheating in noita with mods, as if there isn't an actual in game wand with negative recharge, negative delay, insane mana, and always cast nuke in the game it's literally in the vanilla game.

И всё равно тебя съест заблудший хямис😂

Not shown: the world's spin accelerating or decelerating depending on the aim.

The only your enemy that can unalive you is you

So, effectively a lightsaber gun wand

Also fun is spark bolt with trigger -> octagonal pattern -> sawblade orbit -> plasma beam. Instantly deletes everything, including gold, so not good if you need gold, but good to kill everything including bosses and yourself instantly

Thats not eveb that good ngl

Weak

the gods are NOT afraid.

Ive come to make an announcement...

I once crafted a similar wand but with no damage plus and died literally a minute later

SUPER LAZER PISS

More noita content when you can plssss ^o^

You know it's good, when the wand is also transportation

Good start, but you'll know youve truly arrived in wandmaking when the game freezes every time you fire it and the sound is horribly crushed and loud.

Not strong enough for ng+

this the freaking death star laser