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I was expecting him to light up a Clint Eastwood cigarillo.

I bought a new place last year. It came with an old old cat. We got to be buddies, damn thing disappeared about 2 months ago. I didn't expect to, heck, I didn't want it to begin with. But now that it's gone, I miss my cat. Her name was Freakazoid.

He just waiting for the part where the outlaw Josey Wales spits tobacco juice in the dogs eye.

Aww 🥰 he was really into it, too! Lol

Last year no water. This year no shit. You and cold weather don't get along. 😢 😅.

The haircut makes you look like you just got rejected from art school. Lol

You quite possibly may have saved that bird’s life by keeping it away from porches and patio door windows. Because birds often fly headlong into windows, breaking their necks.. I’ve witnessed this.

You really should’ve played Zip a dee do dah while feeding the blue birds .

Omg! I’m lmao! 3:27 +

And always check the newest first comments because that’s where they like to hide the good stuff..

Funny you mention the bell Tom, every single time I come to your Chan I have to re click that Damd Bell.

Woo from the series Deadwood said it best.. San Francisco cogg sukurzzz.

Joootoob is a joke.. A commie nu ist joke..

7:25 lmowao!!

3:40 I’m pha king crying!😭

Que the MC Hammer! 2:53

Fouchie gonna be screaming Ouchie!

Milsurp gas mask bro.. they’re fairly inexpensive and worth their weight in gold for keeping the poo particles out of your facial orifices. Used mine just last week while hugging out of toilet at Work that had been stopped up for a week.. the moment I started tasting it I stopped and went back to the truck and put on my Serbian gas mask.. came back in looking and sounding like Darth Vader! lol

You look like hell Tom. Get it together man. If I were you I would get some of those water heaters for animal water troughs. It will keep the septic warm enough so it won't free. You may have to use a couple of them. It would be better than the alternative every year.

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Can't stop laughin' Cheers.

If you use a netipot, use only boiled distilled water!!!!! Follow all safety protocols. It works, I have done it. If your nose is really swollen and clogged, don’t use it, you’ll get water up in places and it doesn’t always work well. The Indian people from the east introduced this I think so it’s not totally late night infomercial

What do toilet paper and the Star-ship Enterprise have in common???? They both circle Uranus in search for Klingon's

And this is why you go to skool. LOL.

I feel your pain man.

Vick’s vapo rub under your nose or smeared onto a bandanna around your face. It’ll also help if you’re around a lot of dead bodies…don’t ask me how I know.

Imagine having to do that in the summer and all the extra stank

Yucky

Well, life is a 💩 sandwich and unfortunately we all have to take a bite. Hope you feel better bro

Hope things get better

😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know when everyone's cooking different things in the same apartment building.....that plus crap 💩. But just out of curiosity, what does it taste like, like what has the diet been from the people living there😮😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you should try construction, sir!! don't worry, you'll get used to it..... Or just sit there shirtless and cry🤭. put some dirt on it and icy hot spray 😅

what's up Tom

Oir savior trumpkin will be releasing the kist as soin as he gets his name andhis friends names deketed feon it.

Your obama impression is too good!

I'm here to fuck up the comment section since I'm a cucumber😮

At 8:15, I completely agree as you peaked out on your Rant but then my focus shifted to your teeth. I couldn't help thinking; really Tom, you have a full set of nice white teeth, WTF are you bitching about. No disrespect, you know I love you brother. I achieved my goal to keep all my teeth till age 50 but then it all fell apart. Now, at age 60, I have lost 7 teeth and look like a meth-head when I smile.

Forgot to put their tongue away

Lol 😂

Keep the lint from your dryer and get some Vaseline and mix the lint in the Vaseline and make little knuckle length logs, keep them in ziplock baggies. You can make fire in any condition with those bastards, they burn crazy good

Right on man

Those magnesium are about $4 or less at harbor freight here. Some starters require carbon steel to spark, there's different kinds, each with different properties.

If it's free, you're the product

I've gotten fire with one but it isn't easy. You could almost get the same results using a spent Bic but they will work. Try it outside in the cold and wind, have some pine pitch, birch bark, fatwood, etc. Ready and waiting.

I don't even call it prepping anymore because the trollz have ruined it. I just call it being a responsible adult. Fema can save the trollz lol

Make sure you have 10 diff ways to create fire in adverse conditions. Water purification is the number 1 prepp you must get right, without water none else matter's! Use the spine of your blade to created the spsrk on the ferro rod.

Use the spine of thr blade msn so you dont destriy the knife.

Zootube hates. I mean hates truth,and any form if joy. It will suppress the hell out of you if you soeak either of these two things

Wonder if one can eat some magnesium shavings for health ? Don't do it without research !

My first three thoughts. 1) Do you have to use the sharp edge of the knife or will the back side of the knife produce a spark also ? 2) What if you held the sparking rod tight to the floor while striking it? 3) A meth head would be free of addiction trying to light a pipe. 4) in a SHTF situation you could probably trade a Bic lighter for a roll of TP