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Carmen's going to be the next Taylor Tomlinson. I said it first!!!

This theme song is atrocious. Feels like my ears are being assaulted. I beg you to find another royalty free jingle.

I can’t believe they don’t teach these idiots how our government works. Sad day for American democracy when this is what we have to deal with

Republicans are the new nazis, and democrats are the new republicans 🫠

Such a pretty white top!!

I approve non-alcoholic drinks. Bravo!

The one time I search toddler fights and one of your episodes comes up! So crazy!

Merch idea: Baby shirts/onesies/koozies with this powerful message "My mom did not use drugs.... She just pushed me out raw dog" 10:14

20 minutes a month? I didn’t know that Jiffy Lube did therapies. leave the oil changes to Corey. peace out…oh and Corey is not mad, but he is pissed off, you’re welcome.

Carmen’s side quests go crazy lol

Sounds like she has low iron. I had the exact same symptoms. Iron fixed it. Its called anemia. Shes probably anemic.

Sounds like POTS, there ya go

Making excuses to stay as comfortable as possible. Typical soft handed whiner.

Yay, first comment! 💜💜💜💜💜 This is the best life advice podcast and video

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I’d be absolutely honored to be compared to Donald Trump.

Your vibe is noted but has anyone made you look in the face and challenge as to why your names are Corey and Carmen? Did you cross paths through that?

LARRYYY!!!

My dad literally last week was bragging about how he got a Bluray player for cheap at a thrift store to play the one Bluray he just bought. He didn't realize Blurays don't play in DVD players.

Assault? What the heck are these idiots talking about? I hope no one is watching these two.

How stupid could you be? FAFO 🤣😂

I'll take the heads please

yeah ppl over 50 have no value

Meanwhile "Too bad, She looked like she could have used my stash of gold coins."

Wow. This is SO cringy on several different levels.

now this is when this shite gets interesting…the pin has been pulled from the grenade and time will tell if it’s a dud. I predict great entertainment here, if not great memories for you two, but it will be delicious., so I’m breaking out the big spoons to get every drop. Future podcasts are slated to include HOW LONG YOU GONNA STIR THAT COFFEE FOR? WHO REARRANGED MY GOD DAMNED WIG WALL! LARRY IS JEALOUS AND IT’S A PROBLEM! WHO CLOSES THE BREAD BAG LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS THE BREAD BAG TWIST? WHO THREW OUT THE CHINESE FOOD? WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THESE PICTURES OF YOUR EX? ARE YOU STILL IN BED? THE GREEN TOOTHBRUSH IS YOURS, MINE IS BLUE! IS FLUSHING SO GOD DAMNED HARD?!? DEFINE PORN! So to be clear, I am rooting for you and not wishing my toxic last cohabitation on you, but I plan to nibble on the piss soaked biscuits every now and then. Carry on.

Hey guys, two things. 1. Spot-on old Asian man impression at 1:05:20 2. We gonna get a Cribz tour??

We GOTTA hear the Flintts Mints line!

This chick is delirious. Love gows she's upset for us black folks😂. The album sucked.

Remember guys, if you don’t like something you’re either homophobic or racist!!

Carmen, your sister has chickens, ducks and a goose and they're not even remotely hippyish. Also, that family isn't chill. . . . .ok, they're outliers.

hmmm…pigeon lady sounds deliciously insane and judging by the number of girls I have dated in my life that fit that description, might make for a comically lunatic coffee meetup…I mean, I actually married a girl after ignoring the warning signs of a completely batshit meltdown when I missed the airport exit on our way to vacation when we first started dating and so angry was I that I moved my seat and didn’t speak to her the whole flight..And yet this fool still put a ring in it…so who was the real crazy one you may ask…it is indeed this lack of fear regarding unstable women that gets me into trouble, so what’s one more? Rules must be clear tho, no birds in bed, no breadcrumbs in her hair and absolutely no cooing during coitus…because coo- oitus is a known chubby killer. luckily I am no longer in NY so I will keep my eyes peeled for moving purses and women with random feathers on their bird themed sweaters. Can’t imagine why I’m such an insomniac…my 7 day sleep journal would read..nope.nope.nope.a-bit I think, nah, almost and good enough. Okay you two, carry on…and please no cooing for obvious reasons.

Classy sports bar? “That’s an oxymoronic like jumbo shrimp.” George Carlin

Angry sock puppet therapy! Just trying to help.

Really!?! Shelby’s reap fantasies, Corey’s suggestive inquisitions into specifics regarding lady juice watering techniques and pie roofies…dear lord…what is wrong with me…it is 3 am and I have chosen your flirtatious luv banter over news, sports, yoga soft porn or Albanian language lessons. This mystery is a bee in my bonnet, a pee under ten mattresses if you will, as to why this is on my feed. But don’t stop yet cause I gotta figure out if I am a crazy stalker or an early fan of this generation’s Stiller and Meara( …you kids can Google that now). If indeed it turns out that I am a stalker, then it will require some research on my part as it comes with great responsibility. Until then carry on….oh, and may I suggest an interpersonal gripe session with sock puppets? See, I could make a great long distance stalker with some practice.

Coreys breakdown of pet peoples personalities was pretty spot on and never really occurred to me before. If I had known then what I know now it would have saved me a lot of aggravation as the ole ex wife was a small dog kid and tried to cover it up with a big dog life with me. And after fives years apart, I can report indeed that she is a small dog person yet again…God bless the new boyfriend…who was around whilst I was married to her…hence the divorce…file that under crappy Karma for them…small dog havin’ b!+ch…anyhoot, enjoy your big dog guy, cat lady lives…well gotta go, my ducks need me, riddle me that Corey!

when i met my wife she had a mutt that was dying of cancer and it had tumors in its paws that would burst whenever it was walking around the house. there’s still stains in her moms carpet from it.

Well done with the erotica read aloud segment…tell Carmen to give Ann Rice’s pseudonym A.N. Roquelaure a read…perhaps not with Corey reading it aloud feigning a a drunken leprechaun accent which might just take the edge off somewhat…but hey, you never know.

Imagine hiring someone to do that kidnapping thing and the kid kidnaps them

Conclusion: you are both nuts, but oddly amusing…plant killing, toilet paper tossing, no touching, shelf cobbling therapy sesh…It made me feel okay about being single…so thanks for that. it’s like having strange neighbors that leave their window open in Brooklyn during a heatwave and you can’t stop listening in…and that makes you angry..then you shut the window and baste in your own sweaty juices until you recant and succumb to more insane discussions for the sake of fresh air.

God, anybody makes podcast these days ain’t it?! Dude seems like he main lines estrogen

"Come and get me." 😂

Entertaining..yet fundamentally disturbing..AI scares the b’ jeezus outta me.

P R O M O S M

Still working up the courage and fiber intake to confidently caca in front of the SO. Great job you guys 💩👀

What you mean to say is good things won't happen to feminists in the apocalypse. Traditional women thrive in hard times, the men do everything difficult and dangerous.

Corey has resting “Guys… Come on” face 🙄

HAHAHAHAHAHAH…. ….

So lame