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🐍COBRA JOKES
0:04 Why are cobras terrible comedians? Their jokes always slither away.
0:25 Why don't cobras play hide and seek? They are always found in the ssssame spot.
0:49 What did the cobra say to itself in the mirror? Sssssmoking!
1:11 How do cobras like their eggs? Sssscrambled
1:34 How do cobras stay healthy? They slither to the gym.
1:58 Why did the cobra become a detective? It was good at shedding it's skin and going under cover.
2:22 What do you call a cobra that tells amazing stories? A hiss-torian
2:42 Why did the cobra get a time out? It was hissing at the referee.
3:06 How does a cobra ask another to dance? Can I slither with you?
3:29 Why don't cobras use cell phones? They don't have any reception in their hood.
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🐍BONUS JOKES
4:00 Why was the cobra a good dancer? It had moves like Jagger!
4:15 Why was the cobra a terrible singer? It always hissed the high notes.
4:33 Why did the cobra become a magician? It could always disappear in a hiss.
4:54 What did the cobra say to the other snake? Mind your own hiss-ness.
5:10 What did the cobra say at the party? Let's dance the sssslasa.
5:30 What do you call a cobra that can juggle? A hiss-terical performance.
5:48 How did the cobra become a famous comedian? It had a venomous wit.
6:10 Why did the cobra go to school? To get hissstory lessons.
6:20 How do cobras greet each other? With a hiss and a tail shake.
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📜FUN COBRA FACTS
6:48 Cobras have a lifespan of over twenty years in the wild.
7:00 Cobras are the smartest snakes in the world.
7:10 A king cobra can sense vibrations up to 300 feet away.
7:19 King cobras growl instead of hiss.
7:27 Cobras can go for months without eating.
7:38 Their biggest predator is the mongoose.
7:48 A cobra bit can kill an elephant in 3 hours.
7:59 Cobras can grow up to 18 feet long.
8:07 Kind cobras are found in various shades of red, yellow, black and orange.
8:17 The neck flap hoods are actually ribs.
8:25 Pain relievers have been made from king cobra venom.
8:36 Cobras eat snakes, lizards, and small mammals.
8:46 Cobras can flatten their bodies to swim.
8:55 They never stop growing and shed their skin five times a year.
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