He’s right but explains it all so funny. Like the vacuum. White noise- how did Ricky & Steve not get that 🤨😂😂 I just love Karl. I’m rewatching these ❤️✔️
O.k guys. Come to Australia, it's safe. You'll be advised to holiday by the coast where it's o.k. However, the further inland you go the more dangerous it gets. Now, we got snakes, spiders, sharks, dingos, crocodiles and even emus (a large ostrich like bird that could gut you with one kick and don't even get me started on kangaroos. They will kill you quicker) and they mostly live inland, where few of us go. But that's the deadliest this about Australia. Your chances of being killed by wildlife don't compare to the land itself. Most die from exposure. When you travel away from the coast, it becomes more secluded. And when you pass in to "the outback", the moto is "your on your own". No mobile service, fresh water or civilisation what's so ever. If you break down, you'll be lucky if someone drives by in a few weeks. And with temperatures averaging 50°c+, you won't last that long out there. Just stay by the coast, and you'll be fine.
“Didn’t do much this morning, just sat by the pool, saving insects that flew into it.” Listen, I laugh at Karl’s thought process with everyone else but this hit a little to close to home
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I grew to really hate Ricky.
Karl and Ricky are a reflection of the constant dialogue happening in your brain.
Let’s move our tent nearer to the corpse😂
"the mother said 'his ears are hurting'. So were mine" - this made me laugh like a loon in a subway ride.
Karl's Philosophy for saving bugs is beautiful.
"Welcome to our 5 star hotel, you'll notice vomit over all the fucking walls" HAHAHAH Steve
I used to find it quite funny....not anymore...I guess sometimes we move on
He’s so right with the continuous noise for sleep thing
Apparently, studies show that in cafes/food courts - people will sit at the messy tables. So Karl may be onto something here.
When did you camping in Lyme Regis?
I am to this day suspisous of couple bearing sausages. Not saying I might not be down to get freaky, but I'm glad I know the code.
I'm with Karl re Australia. He is absolutely spot on.
He’s right but explains it all so funny. Like the vacuum. White noise- how did Ricky & Steve not get that 🤨😂😂 I just love Karl. I’m rewatching these ❤️✔️
Honestly, Ricky's laughter is the most annoying laughing track in any sitcom
Steve Merchant’s delivery when reading the diary absolutely makes it for me 😂
Imagine watching this an thinking "that's the bloke from the plane" then the penny drops that you're the problem 🤣😂😂
Karl's insect saving- I can't help doing that at pools
I want Karl to have an IQ test. He might be off the scale clever.
Ricky's laughs are amazing!
O.k guys. Come to Australia, it's safe. You'll be advised to holiday by the coast where it's o.k. However, the further inland you go the more dangerous it gets. Now, we got snakes, spiders, sharks, dingos, crocodiles and even emus (a large ostrich like bird that could gut you with one kick and don't even get me started on kangaroos. They will kill you quicker) and they mostly live inland, where few of us go. But that's the deadliest this about Australia. Your chances of being killed by wildlife don't compare to the land itself. Most die from exposure. When you travel away from the coast, it becomes more secluded. And when you pass in to "the outback", the moto is "your on your own". No mobile service, fresh water or civilisation what's so ever. If you break down, you'll be lucky if someone drives by in a few weeks. And with temperatures averaging 50°c+, you won't last that long out there. Just stay by the coast, and you'll be fine.
Oi come to Australia I want to see you!
Karl pilkington is God's entertainment
2:45 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fan/vacuum cleaner thing does actually work, I’m the same with a hairdryer or washing machine/tumble dryer
The thing about noise really does work
'red bLack spiders' *shows picture of a black widow
How is this funny? They’re just shitting on this poor dude?
Why are you booing him he's right every single thing Karl has said makes perfect sense to me
This would be great without ricky gervais
Karl is the most amazing person I’ve heard of so far with the bugs 😂😂
“Didn’t do much this morning, just sat by the pool, saving insects that flew into it.” Listen, I laugh at Karl’s thought process with everyone else but this hit a little to close to home
Karl is so funny without meaning to be, some of the things he comes up with are pretty interesting too.
That saving insects part kind of warmed my heart.
One day the bugs will return the favor
Ricky acting like he doesn't know what a cuckold is, shut up you pompous pseudointellectual I don't believe you.
I've just realised what this reminds me of but this is literally just the triforce podcast with Lewis , Sips and Pyrion
I love how Karl pretty much never laughs in these bits
6:18 karl is a saint, how can you make fun of that
5:30 actually checks out though
I mean he had a point with whitenoise. You "hear" nothing with whitenoise, you hear if you stuff your ears.
Love how Ricky used the Monkey News jingle as the template for the jingle for Karl’s Diary
I agree with Karl on the heartbeat thing. Freaks me out!
The vacuum sound does work actually. My mum used to put me to sleep as a kid by vacuuming at bed time.
As an Australian yes an old camp site is normally a good one cause no cunts gonna camp In a shit spot
I'm convinced Karl is the smartest one there sometimes, has Ricky Gervais never heard of a white-noise machine?
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Ngl am I the only one who thinks Karl has alot of good points
Ricky is talking shit fan does work for sleeping
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